John Morrison facts. - Page 2

**FourFifty** · 10-10-2008, 08:46 PM

Everytime John Morrison puts on a shirt an angel falls from grace.

**Mr. Nerfect** · 10-11-2008, 08:02 PM

The sun is an illusion created by John Morrison to explain to our feeble minds why our planet isn't revolving around Morrison. He of course knows that the world rightly revolving around him would put everything in perfect harmony, causing everything to cease to exist. They'd only be Morrison, and no one to admire The Abs of Morrison.

**Mr. Nerfect** · 10-11-2008, 08:03 PM

Though it should be stated: Even Nothing worships Morrison's abs.

**KingofOldSchool** · 10-11-2008, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Innovator

Why hasn't he done with on TV yet?

He would be a bigger babyface than Hulk Hogan, Steve Austin, and The Rock combined if he did that.

**Mr. Nerfect** · 10-11-2008, 08:19 PM

The only reason John Morrison has not got as much money than those men, is because he gives it to charities in countries and dimensions we have never heard of.

**FourFifty** · 10-11-2008, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Noid

The only reason John Morrison has not got as much money than those men, is because he gives it to charities in countries and dimensions we have never heard of.

And before anyone asks where these places are, would you really want to build a palace of wisdom in this world? I think not.

**Mr. Nerfect** · 10-11-2008, 10:42 PM

John Morrison could use his mastery over time and space to defeat any opponent he ever faces, but he chooses not to warp through space, because he knows how important it is for his abs to always be visible, and he chooses not to slow down time because he knows that as mere mortals we can only be exposed to The Abs of Morrison for so long.

Morrison was also the man who decided cucumber was a fruit.

**Xerzes** · 10-12-2008, 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by My Final Heaven

I have been conditioned to grimace at the beginning of John Morrison's entrance music. Not because I dislike Morrison, but because there is a 99% chance of Poochie being with him.

**Mr. Nerfect** · 10-13-2008, 08:18 AM

Humans apparently use only 10% of their brains. Morrison uses 100% of his, and the 90% the rest of the world doesn't use.

10-10-2008, 08:46 PM	#41
FourFifty As over as Crystal Pepsi Posts: 21,639	Everytime John Morrison puts on a shirt an angel falls from grace.

10-11-2008, 08:02 PM	#42
Mr. Nerfect Posts: 61,634	The sun is an illusion created by John Morrison to explain to our feeble minds why our planet isn't revolving around Morrison. He of course knows that the world rightly revolving around him would put everything in perfect harmony, causing everything to cease to exist. They'd only be Morrison, and no one to admire The Abs of Morrison.

10-11-2008, 08:03 PM	#43
Mr. Nerfect Posts: 61,634	Though it should be stated: Even Nothing worships Morrison's abs.

10-11-2008, 08:19 PM	#45
Mr. Nerfect Posts: 61,634	The only reason John Morrison has not got as much money than those men, is because he gives it to charities in countries and dimensions we have never heard of.

10-11-2008, 10:42 PM	#47
Mr. Nerfect Posts: 61,634	John Morrison could use his mastery over time and space to defeat any opponent he ever faces, but he chooses not to warp through space, because he knows how important it is for his abs to always be visible, and he chooses not to slow down time because he knows that as mere mortals we can only be exposed to The Abs of Morrison for so long. Morrison was also the man who decided cucumber was a fruit.

10-13-2008, 08:18 AM	#49
Mr. Nerfect Posts: 61,634	Humans apparently use only 10% of their brains. Morrison uses 100% of his, and the 90% the rest of the world doesn't use.