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You can't teach that
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Note from the episode of Impact I watched for the first time in years.
Wow, Tenay and West really ruin the show.
They refer to attacks as "Gangland Style hits"..... I have to say, the mob must really jump people and hit them with Angle Slams more than I thought. They take the Mafia part of the MEM too seriously. With the Godfather entrance music and Laying out "hits" What a fucking joke! Matt Morgan will be back in the WWE as soon as his contract is up. He has gotten so much better. I really like what he brings to the table. Too many people wear T shirts while they wrestle in TNA! Team 3D needs to die. Splitting them to singles is the worst idea I have ever seen. Bubba Ray looks like an idiot with a Mohawk and balding front. Taylor Wilde is fucking HOT. Where did she come from? AJ is such a fucking Yokel ass Hick. Why is Abyss still in Psyche ward suits? How does he talk to Morgan? Why are they at all a team? the FIrst 40 minutes of the show was a Promo, Match, run in, clusterfuck, Promo. And none of it was entertaining. |
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You can't teach that
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THe whole Palin thing is so ridiculously retarded, and for WHAT reason is it still going?
And what is Billy Gunn doing with the beautiful people? |
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MVP Mark
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Meh, TNA is decent. They still have a lot of flaws, but its not as bad as it was 6 months ago.
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So fucking sexy.
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He's Here
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I caught the Beautiful People segment this morning (mainly to see Daffney) on the replay and changed the channel when they did the slop gimmick. It was bad enough they were trying to slam WWE for pushing the "Divas" when they, themselves (TNA), are doing the same, but the slop? Come on....
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Shelly Martinez = Ratings
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I loved the opening segment. I thought the promo was great. Too bad the rest of the show wasn't up to par. The Beautiful People segment was awful, as are many of their segments.
And Don West sucks. Tenay isn't awful, he just shouldn't be the main guy. |
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facebook.com/bloquemen
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Don West is terrible. TNA needs to make West and Tenay's mics a little quieter. TNA sounds like shit and the fact that they're in HD now is pretty sad. You can't hear what's going on in the ring too well or even the shitty Impact Zone audience.
I laughed my ass off when Booker T and Steiner were arguing who got to compete in the main event and tried to settle it with eeny meeny miny moe. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I'm A Tazz Dan Guy
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YesYesYes!
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Keep Mike Tenay as the play-by-play guy, as he is not bad. Mick Foley, Jim Cornette or pretty much anyone else who can talk under contract would be a better choice than Don West. Quote:
While he was never a main event player in the WWE, I think Morgan would make a great apprentice enforcer for the Main Event Mafia. If Angle, Sting, Nash, Booker and Steiner are upset about people disrespecting them, shouldn't they take special favour to those who do respect them? Matt Morgan and Alex Shelley are two "understudies" I'd like to see work for the Main Event Mafia. Quote:
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The idea of either holding a World Title is ridiculous, but I appreciate that TNA is trying to make them stand out a little more as individual personalities than they have in the past. She is indeed very hot. She's talented to. She was under developmental contract to the WWE once upon a time, and when the WWE released her because they "had nothing for her," I thought it was one of the stupidest releases they have ever made. I also put Gail Kim's WWE release in that category. Cutting hot and talented women for semi-hot bikini contest rejects is pretty fucking stupid. Much like Gail Kim, though, I can see her ending up in the WWE again before long when the WWE realises how stupid they were. He is, but he's gotten a lot better with promos, and I've been enjoying him. If only TNA could push him consistently. By that I don't just mean keeping him at the top of the card, I mean refraining from making him look like a clown. Quote:
That's what I assume, anyway. That is a big thing TNA needs to deal with. |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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I saw bits and piece of it. TNA is still for the most part awful. Now that is a big step up from a year a go when they were even awfuller, but they are in no way decent.
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Do know what else I hate about Tenay and West? They explain every single thing like we're stupid. Like why so and so is doing such and such. When every thing possible is being explained it takes a lot of the story away from the match.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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YesYesYes!
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And for a company called Total Nonstop Action, there was only one match in the entire first hour of the show!
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You can't teach that
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Hey Noid, Whats the Abyss inside joke? Something about a name on his oufit?
I love wrestling so much, it just hurts that the guys in charge make it such a wreck. |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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It is called Total Nonstop Action, not Total Nonstop Wrestling. So as long as something is happening, i.e. an action is taking place, be it talking, a skit, some sort of poop being poured on 2 bimbos, whatever, then action is taking place. They were every crafty when they named the company.
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You can't teach that
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TOTAL NONSTOP CLUSTERFUCK!
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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I love how Tenay and West are constantly described at the worst problem of TNA and TNA has yet to address it.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I don't think they operate on the same level of consciousness we do. |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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If at all.
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Basically Abyss' attire has his real surname "Parks" printed on the back. Russo loves the whole "worked shoot" thing, so I can just imagine him wanting to keep the name "Parks" on Abyss somewhere. It's nothing funny.
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Exactly it. I'm still, in relative terms, (in other words, I couldn't truly give a fuck) pissed off that Dixie Carter said that about the "Fire Russo!" chants.
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