Book the worst possible WrestleMania card.

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Using the current roster and current champions.

WWE Championship
Triple H vs Kizarny

Iron Man Match
JTG vs Manu

World Heavyweight Championship
Edge vs Jesse

Vince Mcmahon vs Charlie Haas

Dolph Ziggler vs Sim Snuka

WWE Tag Team Championship
Carlito and Primo vs Kung Fu Naki and The Undertaker

Ezekial Jackson vs Zack Ryder

ECW Championship
Jack Swagger vs Hornswoggle

Submission Match
Goldust vs JBL

US Championship
Shelton Benjamin vs Jim Ross

TLC Match
Mark Henry vs Boogeyman

Raw vs ECW Interpromotional Match
Ricky Ortiz vs Mike Knox

Great Khali vs Ryan Braddock

John Cena and Randy Orton vs Rosa Mendes and Hacksaw Jim Duggan