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RAW Captions - 02/23/09
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He's Here
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He's Here
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Vickie: You............. ARE THE FATHER!
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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HHH playing He-Man. |
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He's Here
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White men can't dance - Exhibit A Punk: I'LL SEE YOU... AT WRESTLEMANIA! WrestleMania sign: ............ Michael Jackson finally got some decent plastic surgery. Sean O'Haire rejects his meal quite often. Kozlov: Give. Me. Back. My. BALL. Kane86: HOMO! DDT Fail. Triple H: Wanna see a magic trick? I'm going to make this sledgehammer... Triple H: Disappear! *Drop* BAHDAAAAAH! Orton: You just dropped it, you didn't make it "disappear"... Triple H: Oh, did I say "disappear"? I meant... Triple H: REAPPEAR! DiBiase: Woah! Orton: How'd you do that!? |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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lol at the magic trick.
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Daddy's Home
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the crowd was shocked when Cena revealed that he was a long lost member of the Dudley Family. JBL screamed in pain, as HBK tried to pull his foot out of his ass. Even with their efforts, the intoduction of this new kama sutra position wasn't met with much enthusiasm. ![]() The force is strong with young Orton. Sortly after, HBK filed a sexual harassment suit agaisnt Kozlov. |
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#BUCTOBER
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BREAKING NEWS: LILLIAN GARCIA WITHOUT MAKEUP! BOW WOW CITY! Michael Winslow apparently gets Michael Jackson skin treatments. Disco! Disco Duck! One of these days, the seam in her tights is gonna rip ![]() Apparently, the WWE's drug testing policy doesn't include cameramen. Team Underbite waits for a tag. JBL finally gets HIS turn as "wide reciever". Koslov: I will rip your heart out and feed it to you! Now John Cena gets to hit everyone in the crowd because they looked at the circle. He's a real (real, real), real Man's Man. |
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Da Gif/Pic Pimp
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CM Punk re-intoduces the crowd to the short knee. Kozlov attempts Kano's fatality from Mortal Kombat. CM Punk is horrified at the sight of Morrison giving himself a titty twister. Last edited by Volare; 02-24-2009 at 03:25 PM. |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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![]() Rhodes and Orton are focused on their goal. Ted is focused on some cotton candy. |
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TPWW Fire Pro Champ
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![]() ![]() ![]() I guess a plunger didn't work. |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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![]() Ewww, eww fuckin' Mae Young's locker room. ![]() Ah, old lady tits. ![]() *barfing sounds* |
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Daddy's Home
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![]() Cena is so powerful, his presence simply tilts the frame. |
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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[/IMG]Triple H: This is called a sledgehammer! ORton: Ooooooh! Dibiase: Does it bite? [IMG] [/IMG]Punk: I'm going to you! I'm going to you! Wrestlemania Sign: I'm not telling you anything you... Punk: WTF? |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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I'm a manatee, not a sea cow. *BTW, rep to the first person the gets the reference. |
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Over Like Rover
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No caption for you here, just informing people that that JBL face is so gonna be my new avatar |
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Over Like Rover
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![]() Reavant Wins. Continue? Last edited by CSL; 02-24-2009 at 05:21 PM. |
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Roll +Sharp
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![]() Punk: Hey! HEY! Seat 214, row J, get out of the fuckin' camera shot! ![]() This referee is so hardcore, he got his head replaced with a ref-striped ass. Kozlov: THANK YOU FOR WONDERFUL EVENING! YOU CALL ME! ![]() Cena: I see whut you did thar. ![]() Unfortunately for Orton, not even full sleeves can mask cliche tribal tattoos. ![]() Cody: Hey, Hunter. Check out my "O" face! |
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Member
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Is Finkle
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As always and forever, not reading any before posting.
![]() Vickie: That's right! Eddie Guerrero will be a Black Lantern! ![]() To more clearly define heels and faces for the kiddies, the WWE decided that whenever heels speak, they have to be on a crazy Adam West Batman Villain Angle. ![]() Shelton's Momma?! The A.W.B.V.A is a huge success. Miz Air-Skateboards to the ring. ![]() CM Punk: How do you keep a turkey in suspense? .... .... .... Ref, Miz, Morrison: Well?! CM Punk: Oh, I'm sorry, was I keeping you in suspense? The Thriller Dance claims another victim. JBL: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!! HBK: That's right. I'm a douchebag. And I like it. I MUST MILK YOU!!! HUUURRRRAAAAAAHHHHH!! (I don't think changing what he was actually screaming will make it funnier) Noble uses the invisible ropes for leverage. And now I will eat this microphone whole! Jericho: When I tell you to SUIT UP, you SUIT UP! Steamboat: I am wearing a suit... HHH uses his jedi powers. HHH had a magnet implanted in his spine. HHH: Hammer. Orton: O RLY?!! JBL cleans his locker room after a shower. |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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![]() Edge: Cankle fetish? Cena, Are you serious? You think I married Vickie because I have a cankle fetish? Show of hands here, how many people have a cankle fetish? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Vickie: Everyone loves my cankles!!!!!! |
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A Property of Matter
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![]() Kozlov found out that in order to join DX you must kill a member of DX. |
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Formerly Fausto Carmona
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![]() EDIT:
Last edited by Triple Naitch; 02-24-2009 at 08:07 PM. |
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Junior Member
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![]() Melina,Cryme Tyme : Who wants him First Santino : No Please No Beth Help Beth: Your on your Own this time Sweety |
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He's Here
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Cena: taker707, take a breath, take a seat and shut the fuck up. And with that one line, John Cena won over the affection of the TPWW community. |
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Formerly Fausto Carmona
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Noble: Uh...guys. This isn't me doing this with my legs right now. Triple H's new WWE.com Shop Exclusive T-Shirt comes with industrial strength velco to hold sledgehammers. |
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TPWW Fire Pro Champ
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![]() "It's not over until the fat lady sings" Unfortunately, the show was over within 10 seconds once it opened. |
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Junior Member
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Formerly Fausto Carmona
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Formerly Fausto Carmona
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A cha cha cha. I know my jokes.
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Stupid Sexy Flanders
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![]() (to WM sign) Punk: WTF do you mean I can't take this there? ![]() Rosa: Damn, Santino's got a nice ass. Beth: TELL ME. SHE DID NOT. JUST SAY THAT. ![]() Dolph: Hi, I'm Dolph Ziggler. Santino: I am Santino Marella, ze greatest champion of all ze times. Beth: JUST MAKE THE FUCKING TAG! YOU'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR 10 MINUTES! ![]() Point to a douchebag...ur doin it wrong. ![]() Ref: Soooo....I found out what "Arrior" means in Portuguese the other day... Chavo: God damn it! ![]() Orton: OHSHIT! I knew we shoulda kept Manu...now DiBiase has to take the hit. DiBiase: Wait...what? ![]() Heeeere's Hunter! |
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Taller than Adam Cole
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Vickie: Who wants to see me in a bikini? Fans: The mental image... it burns!!!! BRAINWIPE!!! BRAINWIPE!!!! John: You mean Chyna is making ANOTHER porn movie? And with this picture, we have proof that John Cena is indeed a chubby chaser. Edge is amazed at how the hot dog vendor can give himself fellatio... Edge: So what you're saying is, I have to switch places with Vickie so we can do a subliminal Four-Bars symbol for the AT&T commercial being filmed behind us? Miz: I swear, I'm NOT Scotty too Hotty! Just in time for Wrestlemania, the Lesnar SSP makes its return. ![]() Miz and John wonder how to kiss and make it not seem gay. CM Punk debuts his new finisher: THe aggressive Taint Display. CM: That guy right there is a Homo... In a shocking heel turn, Punk then proceeds to point out his drug dealer. Ever since his sex change, Bam Bam Bigelow's fanbase has been confused. Flying Boob Grab! Dolph's attempt at camoflage was a failure. The Slingblade impersonation contest was a big hit with the fans. Santino is reluctant to pull Beth's finger, with Dolph only too happy to oblige. Ref: The winner of the match: Harlem Heat! Cryme Tyme and Mileena: ![]() JBL: ... RHYNO!!!! JBL attacks with a devastating goose-step. JBL picks one hell of a time to puke. 5 seconds earlier... Teddy: SHOOT THAT MAN IN THE ASS! Kozlov's challenge to Booger is intensified when one of his burps kills HBM. They didn't think Mike Knox could really pull a jobber out of his ass. How sadly they were mistaken. Jericho interviews Ricky's Bald Spot. John: Don't go there, girlfriend! John facepalms, this was the picture that needed to have the "Arrior" Caption, Rated G... Cody and Ted get flashed... Randy: There will be dire consequences for the man who stole my pants... Hunter: I had a picture of Steph's Vagina painted On this sledgehammer. Randy and Ted: ![]() Stevie Richards debuts his new finisher: Suprise Buttsex! Just another day outside of Pat Patterson's door. Last edited by Vastardikai; 02-24-2009 at 11:18 PM. |
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'11&'15 RWC CHAMPIONS
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Haven't checked out anyone else's yet so sorry if I double up.
Little did Edge know he botched the whole segment as Cena was behind him the whole time. Randy thought he had Triple H when he used the force to grab a sledgehammer. However Trips surprised us all by also using the force to acquire his trusty sledgy. |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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No more force/jedi jokes.
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