Street Ultra Fighter IV Announced - Super Aggrivated Emo

[.44 Magdalene]

I know I've said it before, but let me re-emphasize.


I am so fucking god damn tired of the fucking shotospam.

Player picks Ken. Hadokenhadokenhadokenhadokenhadoken. I jump over that shit, drill kick down at him and--Shoryukenshoryukenshoryukendragonkickdragonkickshoryukenhadokenhadokenshoryuken. Because every fucking move Ken has is DURHURSPINTHESTICKSMASHTHEBUTTON. I'll be in the middle of a sweep and get Ultra'd. I'll be in the middle of a grab and get Ultra'd. I'll be in the middle of EX Hooligan Throw and get Ultra'd. The worst part is the fucking Ultra because people will learn to do Ken's Ultra to compensate for sucking at the game. I'll whoop their fucking ass all round long, only for them to get rewarded for their shitty shotospam by I SPUN THE STICK AND PUSHED A BUNCH OF BUTTONS, SUDDENLY I'M WINNING!!!!1111!!!!

And every. God damn player. Is Ken. Or a shitty variant of Ken that they'll try to play like Ken. I got up to 850 BP, only to get knocked down by a procession of Ken-Ken-Gouken-Ken-Ryu-Gouken-Akuma-Ken-Ken-Akuma-Akuma-Ken. Toss in a few E. Hondas to HEADBUTTHEADBUTTHEADBUTT (and then he'll just highkick/sweep spam/panic when I get close), and you have me throwing the controller, punching shit and otherwise frightening my girlfriend.


God fucking dammit. I finally got the hang of countering Zangief's Magical Unstoppable Lariat, but I still get put down by zero BP newbie ass fucking scrub nigger "I CAN SPIIIIN THE STICK AND PUUUUSH THE BUTTONS" Ken players. It's one thing that he's so easy to use, but does the fucking Shoryuken need to have priority over every goddamn move ever, plus be pullable from wakeup, plus interrupt EX moves and Supers 9/10ths of the time? I mean, fucking really? Jesus Goddamn fucking tapdancing nigger fucking Christ.

[Funky Fly]

Originally Posted by .44 Magdalene I know I've said it before, but let me re-emphasize. I am so fucking god damn tired of the fucking shotospam. Player picks Ken. Hadokenhadokenhadokenhadokenhadoken. I jump over that shit, drill kick down at him and--Shoryukenshoryukenshoryukendragonkickdragonkickshoryukenhadokenhadokenshoryuken. Because every fucking move Ken has is DURHURSPINTHESTICKSMASHTHEBUTTON. I'll be in the middle of a sweep and get Ultra'd. I'll be in the middle of a grab and get Ultra'd. I'll be in the middle of EX Hooligan Throw and get Ultra'd. The worst part is the fucking Ultra because people will learn to do Ken's Ultra to compensate for sucking at the game. I'll whoop their fucking ass all round long, only for them to get rewarded for their shitty shotospam by I SPUN THE STICK AND PUSHED A BUNCH OF BUTTONS, SUDDENLY I'M WINNING!!!!1111!!!! And every. God damn player. Is Ken. Or a shitty variant of Ken that they'll try to play like Ken. I got up to 850 BP, only to get knocked down by a procession of Ken-Ken-Gouken-Ken-Ryu-Gouken-Akuma-Ken-Ken-Akuma-Akuma-Ken. Toss in a few E. Hondas to HEADBUTTHEADBUTTHEADBUTT (and then he'll just highkick/sweep spam/panic when I get close), and you have me throwing the controller, punching shit and otherwise frightening my girlfriend. God fucking dammit. I finally got the hang of countering Zangief's Magical Unstoppable Lariat, but I still get put down by zero BP newbie ass fucking scrub nigger "I CAN SPIIIIN THE STICK AND PUUUUSH THE BUTTONS" Ken players. It's one thing that he's so easy to use, but does the fucking Shoryuken need to have priority over every goddamn move ever, plus be pullable from wakeup, plus interrupt EX moves and Supers 9/10ths of the time? I mean, fucking really? Jesus Goddamn fucking tapdancing nigger fucking Christ.

god damn, son

You would hate Ken from Capcom vs SNK 2 so much. He is pariority whore in that gamn AND he has the overhead kick that Sean has in Street Fighter 3.