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The Classic Dylan Staples
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Candidates for worst song ever created
Asher Roth - I Love College
I heard this song on the radio in someone's car the other day and it made me absolutely furious about a whole bunch of things, mostly how now it is "cool" to take advantage of everyone and everything in existence and how a record company gave the guy a deal because they knew morons would eat it up. It's like the kid took a conversation he had with a frat boy and turned it into lyrics. "That party last night was off the crazy, I wish we taped it. I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked." Everyone seems to love the song too. The other one is Dancing in the Moonlight by Toploader. It's actually fun to listen to, but it's some of the worst songwriting I have ever seen |
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#2 |
That Entenbrot, The Mask
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isn't it "awfully crazy"? that would make more sense. but yes. i've got through about 15 seconds of it and now i'm gonna click post and never listen to it again.
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#3 |
Spammy Certified
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Its nothing special but its not the worst song ever created
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BAY BAY
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Hold up, let me see if I can find penner's last.fm page for this.
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#5 |
The Classic Dylan Staples
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I thought it was some form of pseudo-slang, perhaps if something was "crazy" as well as "off the hook" it would be called "off the crazy"
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#6 |
The Classic Dylan Staples
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Noh because you exhibit the exact behavior that the song is all about. You love going to frat parties and dancing your ass off and drink your beer and smoke your weed so you are like hey brah I can relate to this bro it's not that bad because it's about things I like
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#7 |
Retired Prolly.
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I don't get the hype over Asher Roth. He's terrible.
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Crash Bang
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LFO - Summergirls
"New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits, chinese food makes me sick... |
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A Property of Matter
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There is no need to worry, as he and most of his fans will probably be in college for most of their lives.
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#10 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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yeah I'm gonna go with that LFO song
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I wish I taped that party last night.
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A Property of Matter
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Obviously that guy isn't a real college guy because he would have hidden cameras to capture his wild party antics and chronicle his hook-ups with passed out sluts.
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#13 |
Der Metzgermeister
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that LFO song is sooooo bad its not even worth explaining any more
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#14 |
They/Them
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#15 |
The Classic Dylan Staples
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check out the ICEE product placement in that one innit
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the heartbreak king
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are you fucking nuts Instant Classic?
it's really weird because i thought of that exact song when i saw the lfo video but refrained from posting it because it is an awesome song and not the worst ever created |
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#17 |
Doin' It Right
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Steal My Sunshine reminds me of the laid back 90's. Not the worst song ever written .
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#18 |
They/Them
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LOL, come on, its one of those its so bad it's good songs.
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#19 |
Der Metzgermeister
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another song worth putting here is the theme music to Friends. that was soooo bad
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#20 |
God Bless America
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#21 |
Spliff & A Brew
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I would rather listen to this shite every day than ever heard that no handlebars song again.
Nearly ruined my summer last year, did that. It's not pop, it's not hip hop. It's just not fucking good. |
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I can't get over how ridiculous that song is. It's just one giant cliche.
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#23 |
Crash Bang
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#24 |
They/Them
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#25 |
GO HABS GO!
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The chick from Len went to my high school.
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#26 |
RIP SABU
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"Mmmbop" by Hanson has got to be #1.
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Formerly Fausto Carmona
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Asher Roth went to the same college as me. He dropped out. Guess he didn't love college all that much.
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#28 |
adjective noun
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Steal my Sunshine is a classic.
Don't worry folks. Instant Classic has been neg repped. |
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#29 |
Formerly Fausto Carmona
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#30 |
The Classic Dylan Staples
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Chacarron is awesome
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#31 |
They/Them
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#32 |
They/Them
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I've had the song stuck in my head for 2 days now, god damn it.
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#33 |
bonjour
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#34 |
#YesMovement
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#35 |
Tazz Dan 4 ███
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Anything from Green Day's American Idiot.
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#36 |
Tazz Dan 4 ███
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Or this. It actually went to number 1 in Australia
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#37 |
Over Like Rover
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#38 |
Doin' It Right
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#39 |
Save_Us.sandwich
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1 - Ham-fisted sexual innuendo 2 - Repeat 1000X 3 - ????????? 4 - PROFIT |
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RIP SABU
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