RAW Captions [04/05/04]

**MVP** · 04-06-2004, 10:42 PM

Triple H: "Alright kid, what's your name? I'd like to know before I squash you in 30 seconds.
Shelton: "I'm Shelton Benjamin, the guy you jobbed to last week."
Triple H: "What does job mean?"

Johnny: "Hey remember that time on Nitro when Bret Hart beat you for the World Heavyweight Title?"
Benoit: "You better shut up."
Johnny: "Remember when you got screwed out of keeping World Heavyweight Title at Souled Out?"
Benoit: "Remember that time your arm "spontaneously" broke?"
Johnny: "No...*snap* OWWWWWWW!!"

Rob Conway does his Triple H impression.

Belt: "I am the spirit of Triple H, I command you to hold down the entire RAW roster.
Benoit: "What the hell?"

Eric Bischoff was disgusted when William Regal said he wanted to play with Eric in backarat.

We all know wha Christian was thinking:

Christian: Damn this itches, that's the last time I ever do a skank a favor for a ride.

Chirs Jericho was far from carrying even Matt Hardy in a match.

Christian: "Why do you have green face paint on your chest?"
Trish: "N...no reason Shane, I mean Christian!"

The new Mick Foley brand toothbrush did not sell well.

Missing his right hand, Randy Orton now knows to take it seriously next time he hears that "Oprah's off the wagon."

Shelton Benjamin vomitted after Triple H put him through his "Raw" initiation.

and after he felt better, Shelton couldn't help but repay the favor.

Ric: "Oh man, look at the buns on that one."
Batista: "Yeah, he must workout."

Evolution needed a lot of practice at performing the YMCA.

Fans went wild when Stacy Keibler kept moving back and forth along the rope and eventually orgasmed.

Lita never forgot about the time that Trish called her "Lita Lita Penis Eater."

That's what anybody would look like after having to Triple H vs. Kevin Nash at Judgement Day 03.

Chirs was picturing Trish being knocked up by a horse.

Eugene: "Have you seen my baseball?"
William: "Yes sir, a chap by the name of Triple H has it, but he doesn't like to call it a baseball, but he likes to call it a weiner."
Eugene: "So he's seen my weiner?"

Eugene was told that Jeery Lawler's head was a cherry popsicle.

William Regal and Eugene didn't get a warm response doing Simon and Garfunkel karokee.

One Vince received word of Edge's main event push, he set off the bomb he left ticking in Edge's chest.

Eric: "I can't understand why you guys don't take me seriously as a GM. I'm a man too you know, I go pee pee standing up."

Triple H was angry to discover that there was no roster left to bury.

The fans left in disgust when Evolution started acting out scenes from the Shawshank Redemption.

No one jobbed to Chris Benoit in a nappy match.

Belt: "It is good to have you back master. Now it's time for you to wear me while you have sex with Stephanie and Vince."

04-06-2004, 10:42 PM	#2
MVP Mas Vagina Porfavor Posts: 11,343	Triple H: "Alright kid, what's your name? I'd like to know before I squash you in 30 seconds. Shelton: "I'm Shelton Benjamin, the guy you jobbed to last week." Triple H: "What does job mean?" Johnny: "Hey remember that time on Nitro when Bret Hart beat you for the World Heavyweight Title?" Benoit: "You better shut up." Johnny: "Remember when you got screwed out of keeping World Heavyweight Title at Souled Out?" Benoit: "Remember that time your arm "spontaneously" broke?" Johnny: "No...snap OWWWWWWW!!" Rob Conway does his Triple H impression. Belt: "I am the spirit of Triple H, I command you to hold down the entire RAW roster. Benoit: "What the hell?" Eric Bischoff was disgusted when William Regal said he wanted to play with Eric in backarat. We all know wha Christian was thinking: Christian: Damn this itches, that's the last time I ever do a skank a favor for a ride. Chirs Jericho was far from carrying even Matt Hardy in a match. Christian: "Why do you have green face paint on your chest?" Trish: "N...no reason Shane, I mean Christian!" The new Mick Foley brand toothbrush did not sell well. Missing his right hand, Randy Orton now knows to take it seriously next time he hears that "Oprah's off the wagon." Shelton Benjamin vomitted after Triple H put him through his "Raw" initiation. and after he felt better, Shelton couldn't help but repay the favor. Ric: "Oh man, look at the buns on that one." Batista: "Yeah, he must workout." Evolution needed a lot of practice at performing the YMCA. Fans went wild when Stacy Keibler kept moving back and forth along the rope and eventually orgasmed. Lita never forgot about the time that Trish called her "Lita Lita Penis Eater." That's what anybody would look like after having to Triple H vs. Kevin Nash at Judgement Day 03. Chirs was picturing Trish being knocked up by a horse. Eugene: "Have you seen my baseball?" William: "Yes sir, a chap by the name of Triple H has it, but he doesn't like to call it a baseball, but he likes to call it a weiner." Eugene: "So he's seen my weiner?" Eugene was told that Jeery Lawler's head was a cherry popsicle. William Regal and Eugene didn't get a warm response doing Simon and Garfunkel karokee. One Vince received word of Edge's main event push, he set off the bomb he left ticking in Edge's chest. Eric: "I can't understand why you guys don't take me seriously as a GM. I'm a man too you know, I go pee pee standing up." Triple H was angry to discover that there was no roster left to bury. The fans left in disgust when Evolution started acting out scenes from the Shawshank Redemption. No one jobbed to Chris Benoit in a nappy match. Belt: "It is good to have you back master. Now it's time for you to wear me while you have sex with Stephanie and Vince."