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I can't count the number of times I've died during this music:
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#202 |
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#203 |
The Sellsword
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Grabbin' a PIPEBOMB!
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#204 |
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#205 |
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Smokers
- Smokers do damage while dragging the survivors with their tongue. - Smoker melee damage is increased to 4. - If you fail to paralyze or hang a survivor with your tongue as a Smoker the recharge time will be alot quicker. - Smokers CANNOT instant kill anymore. Hunters - Hunters do a minimum amount of 1 damage per pounce. - Hunter melee damage is reduced to 6. - You cannot trick the Witch into attacking the survivors as a Hunter. Boomers - Boomer melee damage is increased to 4 Tank - Tanks are more resistant to auto-shotguns. - Tanks take damage when they are on fire. - You CANNOT stand behind the safe-room door and not get hit by the Tank - Tanks now have 6000 health instead of 4000. - You MUST hit Survivors with your fists or rocks to replenish the frustration meter. - Items you can hit are highlighted with a red glow. - The Tank will always spawn in the path the Survivors must take, not in a side room that is avoidable - The Tank will always spawn in the same place for both teams in Versus - The Tank Frustration Meter depletes in smaller increments. Witch - You cannot stand behind the Witch and not get attacked. - The Witch will always spawn in the path the Survivors must take, not in a side room that is avoidable. - The Witch will always spawn in the same place for both teams in Versus Versus Changes - The crescendo event in No Mercy 3 cannot be skipped by meleeing down the door. - The ramp to the helipad in No Mercy 5 is blocked by crates and a ladder. - The Infected now have a HUD similar to the Survivors. Each member of the Infected team can see their teams health, respawn time and what Special Infected they are. |
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#206 |
BAY BAY
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there's a porno coming out called Left 4 Head
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#207 |
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Left 4 Head is a survival-horror porno. Kinda surprised it took this long to come out really, but I'm sure the fanboys crying over the various ways Zoey gets plowed will be happy now. It's around 12 minutes long and will change the way you play Left 4 Dead forever. Seriously, it's the worst thing.
![]() So anyway, we follow Zoey walking through some wasteland city looking for Louis (Well gee I wonder why), but ends up in a house with 2 zombies. Don't worry, she kills them before they start mauling her. Then we see a Hunter crawling across the floor, followed by a quite possibly the greatest looking Smoker ever, except this Smoker has something else that's really long and extendable. Our deformed friend gets Zoey, but not before groping her and shoving his extend-o-cock down her throat. She stands there wriggling around for a good minute (Somewhere inbetween lifts up her shirt too for some reason, maybe all that infected dick was making her hot or something) before shooting the Smoker off-screen and moving on. Come the fuck on, if I'm watching a porno about zombies, I at least want to see some sweet kills as well. Anyway, she moves on down a hallway while we hear a Hunter in the background, before it runs up behind her and takes her down to the floor and starts pulling down her jeans and lifting up her top. Apparently Zoey wears a tiny ass pink thong too, although I never saw that in the original game or artwork, so I'll just take their word for it. Then the Hunter starts feeling her up for a good minute or two which is painfully awkward to watch before getting on top of her and whipping his zombie penis out. She's kind of eager to get to work on it too, so maybe that explains why she's always walking off on her own and running into specials. This goes on for the remainder of the movie until she finishes the Hunter off, then coincidentally gets "downed". The Hunter drags her off and it ends. ![]() To their credit, they do use the original sound effects of the Hunter and Smoker. It's really a weird mix of legitimate voice work from the game and the best worst acting I've ever seen. Then there's the setting. It goes from this empty ghost town scene with wrecked cars to some lifeless building that wouldn't be out of place in F.E.A.R., which I don't remember from any of the 4 campaigns. It should be noted that there's also no Witch, Boomer or Tank which sets up a glorious and much anticipated sequel, which I would genuinely be surprised if they didn't make. Don't act like you wouldn't want to see a shitty B-movie of Zoey getting it on with that PMS bitch. Overall it's funny and relevant enough to keep watching, but unsettling enough to minimize and go about doing something else while the creepy generic horror music and L4D sounds play in the background. |
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#208 |
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I cannot find a download link from a place that doesn't require membership.
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#209 |
Dr. Mantis Toboggan
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the new updates to left 4 dead sound good. is that a new patch? when does the DLC release?
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#210 |
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Patch, yes.
DLC was released last week. |
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#211 |
Dr. Mantis Toboggan
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wow, missed that completely. gotta get online tomorrow.
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#212 |
Von Killer
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Preeeeetty sure there's been no DLC released yet. And if it has, then both I've completely missed it and so has everyone I know
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#214 |
History's Greatest, Mr. E
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Has someone found this video yet?
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#215 |
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I still not have played versus yet after the update. My usual is always playing SF with his boyfriends. Someone play with me.
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#216 |
History's Greatest, Mr. E
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Find me that porno and I will shoot zombies with you.
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#217 |
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I Tried. Every sight requires you to sign up. I will put your info.
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#218 |
History's Greatest, Mr. E
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Sight
Actually I'm not gunna play till the patch comes out. |
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#219 |
BAY BAY
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I'm upping it to mediafire now, I'll link you bitches when it's done.
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#220 |
BAY BAY
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lol
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#222 |
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See video, impressions of Left 4 Dead's Survival mode
by Justin McElroy { Mar 5th 2009 at 10:56AM } ![]() Even without any first-hand accounts, we probably could have told you everything you needed to know about Left 4 Dead's forthcoming "Survival" mode. If you'd asked, we would have told you that you'd probably be shooting a lot of zombies for a while and then later, they'd kill you. But it is helpful to have IGN to support our theories with their hands-on impressions and the video we've put right after the break. Apparently, Survival is designed for quicker play, with matches rarely going longer than 10 minutes (and by rarely, we mean never: Valve [the people who made the thing] have only barely been able to break nine minutes). Ironic, as nine minutes is our personal record for ... actually, never mind. |
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Shit scary
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#224 |
Bo Knows
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I just beat death toll on expert
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#225 |
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Beat all four, then come talk to me.
![]() ![]() Good job tho, that shit is hard. |
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#226 |
History's Greatest, Mr. E
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US.
Come talk to US. |
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#227 |
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I beat all 4, but the achievement says 2.
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#228 |
Got fired by the Clique
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This game rocks.....
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#229 |
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Left 4 Dead 'Survival Pack' lunges for Xbox 360 on April 21
by David Hinkle { 12 minutes ago } ![]() Valve has revealed that its upcoming DLC pack (which is free, by the way) for Left 4 Dead will be available to Xbox 360 gamers on April 21. For the unaware, the pack includes a new Survival mode, which pits the human survivors against wave after wave of attacking zombies. The update also includes Versus campaign support for two more maps: Death Toll and Dead Air. Let the undead griefing begin! Finally a date. |
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#230 |
You can't teach that
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I just got this
XBOX: Handiddy Look me up nuggas |
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#231 |
Hey Mister!
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I wish valve would up and hurry up and release the dlc for this, so hey can get back to work on HL2: Episode 3.
If they've eve fucking started, that is. |
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#232 |
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PORN..free, no sign up, no dl
left 4 head http://www.tnaflix.com/view_video.ph...b33f7e2e5b0df0 left 4 anal http://www.tnaflix.com/view_video.ph...c4b11cc60f507e |
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#233 |
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tnaflix is an awesome site.
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#234 |
BAY BAY
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Fuck. SF4:CE and L4D updates on the same day?
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#235 |
Raw Video Footage
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SF4's update is free.
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#236 |
History's Greatest, Mr. E
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So is this
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#237 |
Raw Video Footage
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So what's the issue with them coming out the same day, I mean? A memory thing?
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#238 |
History's Greatest, Mr. E
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Not enough time in between the two to play them to death
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#239 |
All Part Of The Plan
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I had a quick look the other night when I just got the DLC and some people already had like 2 hour survival times on some of the levels. I mean come on.
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#240 |
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Well, yeah, using glitches on the map where they can't get you, like the Jesus Room. Two people got 601 minutes.
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