SmackDown! - Captions (04/08/04)

**El Santo** · 04-09-2004, 02:42 AM

Bradshaw: "And ah will be making an imp-... impa-... aw, damn, it's all smeared... Impasse? Imprint? Oh the hell with it, ah hate Mexicans!"

Like the mighty baboon, Rikishi often frightened off his enemies by flashing his vibrant buttocks.

Scotty's mime gimmick stalled when he couldn't find a way out of his invisible box.

D-Von felt a whole lot more confident knowing that Flair was out in the crowd, giving them "Wooo!"

When Charlie suddenly grew to be seven feet tall, Kurt realized that Charlie wasn't kidding when he said that he wouldn't like him if he was angry.

Eddie: "A far off cry for help! Time to turn into... Latino Superman!"
Lex Luthor: "I'm standing right behind you, you know."

Say what you want about Theodore Long, but the man could freestyle like a motherf***er.

Jindrak was horribly confused when Dave Chapelle jumped into his arms.

Kurt: "Bachelor number one! If you were a vegetable, which one would you be?"
Bradshaw: "A rutabaga, because... um.... because... er... ah hate Mexicans!"

Kurt: "Oh my God! Ladies and gentlemen... Marky Mark and Garth Brooks!"

Sure, everyone made fun of Eddie's portrait, but no one was laughing when it pulled out two lightsabers.

The battle between Eddie and the two Johnny Fives suddenly got hardcore.

The show ended on a high note as the Bradshawbot blew a fuse.

04-09-2004, 02:42 AM	#6
El Santo One Man Horror Show Posts: 1,046	Bradshaw: "And ah will be making an imp-... impa-... aw, damn, it's all smeared... Impasse? Imprint? Oh the hell with it, ah hate Mexicans!" Like the mighty baboon, Rikishi often frightened off his enemies by flashing his vibrant buttocks. Scotty's mime gimmick stalled when he couldn't find a way out of his invisible box. D-Von felt a whole lot more confident knowing that Flair was out in the crowd, giving them "Wooo!" When Charlie suddenly grew to be seven feet tall, Kurt realized that Charlie wasn't kidding when he said that he wouldn't like him if he was angry. Eddie: "A far off cry for help! Time to turn into... Latino Superman!" Lex Luthor: "I'm standing right behind you, you know." Say what you want about Theodore Long, but the man could freestyle like a motherf***er. Jindrak was horribly confused when Dave Chapelle jumped into his arms. Kurt: "Bachelor number one! If you were a vegetable, which one would you be?" Bradshaw: "A rutabaga, because... um.... because... er... ah hate Mexicans!" Kurt: "Oh my God! Ladies and gentlemen... Marky Mark and Garth Brooks!" Sure, everyone made fun of Eddie's portrait, but no one was laughing when it pulled out two lightsabers. The battle between Eddie and the two Johnny Fives suddenly got hardcore. The show ended on a high note as the Bradshawbot blew a fuse.