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Part time poster
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Wrestler seriously injured at CZW show
From F4Wonline.com
Wrestler seriously injured in light tube accident Nick Gage suffered a serious injury, reported as severing a main artery when taking a bump on a light tube that resulted in him being sliced on his side from armpit to hip. He was airlifted by helicopter to a hospital where he was rushed into the operating room. Gage never passed out, but was losing a sick amount of blood which didn't let up, in Combat Zone Wrestling's annual Tournament of Death, held in a makeshift setting in the backyard of wrestler D.J. Hyde's parents house in Delaware. The injury took place in the tournament finals, a light tube death match against Thumbtack Jack. When Gage was injured, he ran to the back in a panic. Nobody knew what to do, and the wrestlers got into the ring and had an impromptu Battle Royal. Zandig threw out a few people, and even though there were plenty of wrestlers left, it was stopped and ruled Zandig as the winner of the tournament that he wasn't in to begin with. The crowd of about 250 fans were not allowed to leave the area until an hour after the show, because there was only one way out and they didn't want to block if the ambulance was needed to get him out. I'm surprised it took this long for someone to get seriously hurt over these light tube to be honest.
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I wouldn't expect anything less from Thumbtack Jack.
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Guest
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lol in the backyard of dj hyde's parents house.
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The Iconoclast
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I heard his intestines were falling out, and he had to hold them in with his arm.
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Da Gif/Pic Pimp
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Where's the kid shooting for CZW at now?
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Holy shit this is fucking vile.
. . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I mean, CZW still exists? What kind of just and loving God would allow that?! |
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1-0 TPWW Chess Master
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Where's the video, I wanna see
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All Part Of The Plan
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1-0 TPWW Chess Master
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LOL Allegedly Gage went to the back and wanted to work the match after getting checked out
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Fistful of Dynamite
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Yeah, he's definitely hardcore.
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Over Like Rover
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Blander Than Ever
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Had I only ever been a casual fan I might have actualy thought this was a pisstake it sounds so ridiculous.
However as i know the vile steaming donkey turd that is CZW exists I laughed. |
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I've got that Nerd Rage.
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Where is Sadistic when we need him? He was always good for a laugh.
Why is this backyard garbage publicized? Knowing them, they'll publicize this as the "BLOODIEST MATCH EVER" and double their sales to 4 burnt dvds labeled with a sharpie. |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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TPWW's Hardcore Legend
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oh thats it , im defiantly getting the TOD dvd now
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TPWW's #3 Peep
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Yeah I wanna see this!!!
I hope it was worth it in front of 250 people. |
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TPWW's Hardcore Legend
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reports have come in and nick "fucking" gage is doing great, i remember 1 TOD when they sprayed lighter fluid on top of a sheet of glass and nick gage was supposed to suplex...erm i cant remember who, but anyway nick suplexes him and hist the brunt of the flaming glass sheet, and as anyone will tell you lighter fluid doesn't absorb into glass like it does with tables, so when he hits the table the lighter fluid flies up into the air and all over nick gage, he stood up and ran frantically trying to put the fire out, it was about 2 or 3 minutes before the fire was out, and his back was burnt to a crisp
i fucking love death match wrestling |
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TPWW's Hardcore Legend
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ahh i seem to have found it, enjoy |
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King of Love and Piss
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lol this retard
I hope he dies |
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wekasauce
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Darwinism in action.
crossrine |
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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I'm not going to go the RP route but I was disappointed to find out that he's "doing great." That basically just means that neither he nor anyone else is likely to learn from this experience.
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TPWW's Hardcore Legend
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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If by win you mean a jackass nearly eviscerating himself, then yeah, we're on the same page here.
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Over Like Rover
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You know that’s right
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Good, let them try it again. The quicker people like this are out of the gene pool the better.
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fire walk with me
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Soundly Defeated Wadding
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NOBODY could've saw this coming!
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He's Here
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I do not feel sorry for him.
At all. |
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Da Gif/Pic Pimp
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Ditto.
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He's Here
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I can enjoy a good "extreme" match when I know the participants aren't reckless to the point that the spot is more important than safety. Something like Edge/Foley, they took the right precautions at all points. Then again, Foley knows what he's doing in this type of match.
Maybe I'm a huge pussy, but I can't enjoy a match that comes off unsafe for the sake of being unsafe. |
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Guest
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THIS IS THE GREATEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT!
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Da Gif/Pic Pimp
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What, that CZW has finally been made to look like retards? All this proves now is that we have undisputed video proof that these guys don't have any controll over their "wrestling" (HA!) product.
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Taller than Adam Cole
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Next year, the "Tournament of Death" is gonna end in a real Death, and Zandig is gonna win again.
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Soundly Defeated Wadding
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I'm sure if the media gets ahold of this they'll somehow blame it on Vince. They always find some way to make McMahon look like some evil blood thirsty madman that wants all wrestlers to be drugged up sadomasochists.
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I believe in Joe Hendry
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Over Like Rover
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Sadistic passed out today, having suffered an erection lasting more than four hours.
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I believe in Joe Hendry
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b/c 5 is better than 4
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dumbasses deserve all the injuries they get... THIS IS NOT WRESTLING!!!
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I've got that Nerd Rage.
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Kareru, that is not wrestling. It is garbage.
Get your terminology straight. |
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