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Cranky Kong
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They wouldn't publicize Batista's sterioid use. Also, the irony of Batista being his bodyguard just screams heel.
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So fucking sexy.
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"They" who? CM Punk has no trouble mentioning Jeff's drug problems, his two suspensions, the consequentially missed WrestleMania and other events AND Jeff's recent events, all brought up on SmackDown. So, why, exactly, would CM PUnk not accuse or insinuate that Batista's size came from excessive steroid use during his career as a bodybuilder?
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Cranky Kong
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So fucking sexy.
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But...so what? I don't care if he really uses steroids. He's huge and muscly. That's all they need. Just because Punk accuses someone of something doesn't mean it's true.
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Cranky Kong
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Maybe there isn't as much heat on them for steroids since Benoit was a few years ago, but I still don't think that steroids is something they would willingly bring up. I don't think I'm crazy for assuming that.
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Festus as Punk's bodyguard would be great I think. He's a clear case of a guy getting moved to Raw because they thought they'd have something to do with him, but it didn't pan out.
Certainly a better option than Ezekiel Jackson. Jackson might be hella imposing, but he already was a bodyguard once and he seems to have a good thing going on ECW with Regal and Kozlov. |
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I dislike the whole bodyguard idea for Punk, but to be honest I don't think this idea was floated because Punk needed to be a credible threat to the Undertaker but to help the Undertaker look more imposing than he actually is. Unfortunatly Taker is old, slow and still hurting which is sad because of the incredible match that he and Shawn put on at WM. Taker's time is almost over I think a clean win over him will really cement Punk's status as a legit champion.
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Doin' It Right
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I don't think Punk NEEDS a bodyguard either, but I don't think it would hurt.
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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So fucking sexy.
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The only thing I don't like is that Festus seems to be under a form of hypnosis. Medication should really have no effect on his condition.
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Doin' It Right
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... and limo's shouldn't fill up with smoke either.
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So fucking sexy.
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I mean, I like the hypnosis/pavlovian thing. I don't like the idea of pills effecting it.
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What if Punk gets Festus OFF the pills, instead of keeping him on them the way Jesse did???
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Cranky Kong
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Is Festus really that bald or does he shave it? If not, he could use a full head of hair too.
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viscera in drag. he so straightedge, he's a drag queen
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Mike Knox could be another guy. One name that I thought of, was Matt Morgan! It's just too bad that he's on TNA. I'd love to see Morgan back in the WWE. |
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Mike Knox's beard is clearly the answer
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RIP SABU
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He doesn't really need a bodyguard, tbh, but if they did go with one, a somewhat reasonable candidate, even though he's not great in the ring, would be Khali, at least I think...maybe Knox, failing that. But still, who's to say it would even last very long? I mean, we had Chavo with Bam Neely as his personal bodyguard for a bit while he was ECW Champion, and before you had a chance to glance sideways at the guy, he was gone.
Overall, pretty crappy idea. |
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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I choose to believe that Kozlov and Regal are gay lovers and Zeke is their gimp
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Yeah, third post -- sorry. But Festus is a good choice the more I think about it. Especially given that he's probably the guy most hurting for it. Mike Knox, Ezekiel Jackson, etc. all have current roles to play. You just have Festus traded back to SmackDown!, or just have his contract expire or something.
As Dorkchop said, you show Slam Master J asking Festus if he took his medication. Maybe even have Slam Master & Festus team up to a remixed version of Biscuits & Gravy to face The Hart Dynasty and trade a few wins with them. CM Punk makes a remark about how Festus should not be on the medication, and Slam Master says that he has known Festus for a long time, and he knows what is best for his friend. Eventually Festus does drop the medication, and talks about how great he feels -- despite obviously being a psychopath. And yeah, a change of look would do him wonders. If he shaves his hair (because I think he is going bald), and does lose the country hick vibe. |
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So fucking sexy.
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I reiterate, medication should not effect a pavlovian response to and from a transient state. |
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#BUCTOBER
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Miz = Balls.
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However, professional wrestling scripts are fictional and aren't hindered by this. Wearing a red mask should not effect one's ability to shoot fire from their hands, nor should dressing in a black hat and duster effect one's ability to create purple light and smoke while driving a limo.
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Miz = Balls.
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#29 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Vince Russo would book that
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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that just sounds like hanging an African American to me
Bill Watts would book it |
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If TNA signs Bill Watts, I expect Booker T to lose the TNA Tag Team Title pretty quickly.
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Dr. Death Steve Williams would be TNA champion immediately
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He and his cancer would hold the World Tag Team belts. Too awful?
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Kung FuNaki should be Punk's bodyguard.
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Something like that would be cool, Mack.
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#37 |
Doin' It Right
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None of this will ever happen
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#38 |
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why does he needed a bodyguard?is he not strong or men enough?
100% JOHN CENA ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 90% UNDERTAKER ![]() ![]() ![]() 80% BATISTA 70% REY MYSTERIO 60% SHAWN MICHAELS 50% TRIPLE HHH 40% JEFF HARDY 30% MATT HARDY 20% MICHELLE MCCOOL 10% KELLY KELLY 0% RANDY ORTON,CM PUNK AND JERISHOW. JOHN CENA OUR CHAMP IS BACK. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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maybe,they can take the undertaker as his bodyguard?
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Maybe you could shove a stick of dynamite up your vag.
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