Can't believe...

**Fox** · 02-03-2010, 05:19 AM

I can't believe that John Cena has not been turned heel yet. If done correctly, his heel turn could be the biggest thing in the WWE in a very, very long time. But they have to pull the trigger soon, while the kiddies still love him, while their souls will be crushed and they'll cry their little eyes into their four "Hustle, Loyalty, Respect" sweatband wearing hands.

I can't believe that Rhino still hasn't been a serious World Champion or contender for the belt since ECW's dying days. His TNA runs didn't mean shit. The man is amazing and has an incredible arsenal of moves if only given the chance to utilize them.

I can't believe Mike Awesome died before he ever got a real run in the WWE. At least his name and legacy will live on forever through the first "One Night Stand" vs. Masato Tanaka.

I can't believe that the WWE Championship has not been held by a person of Asian descent since Antonio Inoki in 1979 (Yokozuna was Samoan, people).

I can't believe that an African-American has never held the WWE Championship (Booker T won the World Heavyweight Title and WCW Titles, but never the WWE Title, and The Rock is Samoan, like Yokozuna).

I can't believe that Triple H only became a true contender in the main event scene 10 years ago, but has held the WWE or World Championship a total of 13 times.

I can't believe that Triple H has held the WWE or World Championship a total of 1,155 days in his career; essentially 3.2 years. He is fourth in that respect behind Bruno Sammartino, Hulk Hogan, and Bob Backlund (which is also unbelievable).

I can't believe that the Cruiserweight Division is still dead, but there are two unbelievably boring Women's divisions in the WWE, which get face time every single week. What the fuck. It was the cruiserweights that initially got me interested in wrestling in the first place back in 1997. Now they're nowhere to be seen (except in TNA).

I can't believe Hogan and Russo managed to politic their way back to the top of yet another wrestling organization.

I can't believe Blitzkrieg is a computer technician in California.

I can't believe Billy Kidman hasn't resurfaced yet.

I can't believe I still watch this shit.

**Xerzes** · 02-03-2010, 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fox

I can't believe that an African-American has never held the WWE Championship (Booker T won the World Heavyweight Title and WCW Titles, but never the WWE Title, and The Rock is Samoan, like Yokozuna).

The Rock is half African-American, if that counts for anything for you.

**RVDmark** · 02-03-2010, 10:30 AM

I cant believe....

Umaga is dead (R.I.P)

Vince spends his life hanging around big, oiled up guys, has a really dodgy walk and no one thinks he is gay.

02-03-2010, 05:19 AM	#1
Fox "Ask him!" Posts: 10,072	I can't believe that John Cena has not been turned heel yet. If done correctly, his heel turn could be the biggest thing in the WWE in a very, very long time. But they have to pull the trigger soon, while the kiddies still love him, while their souls will be crushed and they'll cry their little eyes into their four "Hustle, Loyalty, Respect" sweatband wearing hands. I can't believe that Rhino still hasn't been a serious World Champion or contender for the belt since ECW's dying days. His TNA runs didn't mean shit. The man is amazing and has an incredible arsenal of moves if only given the chance to utilize them. I can't believe Mike Awesome died before he ever got a real run in the WWE. At least his name and legacy will live on forever through the first "One Night Stand" vs. Masato Tanaka. I can't believe that the WWE Championship has not been held by a person of Asian descent since Antonio Inoki in 1979 (Yokozuna was Samoan, people). I can't believe that an African-American has never held the WWE Championship (Booker T won the World Heavyweight Title and WCW Titles, but never the WWE Title, and The Rock is Samoan, like Yokozuna). I can't believe that Triple H only became a true contender in the main event scene 10 years ago, but has held the WWE or World Championship a total of 13 times. I can't believe that Triple H has held the WWE or World Championship a total of 1,155 days in his career; essentially 3.2 years. He is fourth in that respect behind Bruno Sammartino, Hulk Hogan, and Bob Backlund (which is also unbelievable). I can't believe that the Cruiserweight Division is still dead, but there are two unbelievably boring Women's divisions in the WWE, which get face time every single week. What the fuck. It was the cruiserweights that initially got me interested in wrestling in the first place back in 1997. Now they're nowhere to be seen (except in TNA). I can't believe Hogan and Russo managed to politic their way back to the top of yet another wrestling organization. I can't believe Blitzkrieg is a computer technician in California. I can't believe Billy Kidman hasn't resurfaced yet. I can't believe I still watch this shit.

02-03-2010, 10:30 AM	#3
RVDmark Waiting for this guy Posts: 1,618	I cant believe.... Umaga is dead (R.I.P) Vince spends his life hanging around big, oiled up guys, has a really dodgy walk and no one thinks he is gay.