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Thank god I'm an Asshole!
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Playing football with a friend who was always getting shit about his weight. Not fat, but extremely skinny, like anorexic skinny. Well anyways he has the ball, and is running up to me. I grab him around the waist and get behind him, so I'm like I will just drag him to the ground real quick. I go to lift him up a bit to get him off his feet, but must've put little too much into it, because he proceeded to fly up over my head and crash onto the back of his neck and head. All the other guys where flipping out thinking I killed him via German suplex. Kid was alright, but still believes I intentionally tried to murder him to this day.
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Amazon Affiliate
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Tongue my Fartbox
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