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Complete this sentence: You know you're in for a de- push/ future endeavor post when
they ask you to take off your mask
your only Wrestlemania appearances come by way of MITB matches you never win you show up to t.v. and the sheet has you jobbing to Hornswoggle... in a squash match you've failed a wellness test for the third time and don't have merchandise sales in the top 10 |
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Amazon Affiliate
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you bang the boss's underage daughter.
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Over Like Rover
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your name is Charlie Haas
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Pope Is Pimpin'
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When Vince McMahons finds out you have actual wrestling abilities
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Voices Say I'm Awesome...
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Insert anything to do with Chavo Guerrero here___________.
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It's High Noon!
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You find yourself losing every week, on Superstars.
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Guest
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The IWC dislikes you...
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It's High Noon!
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Guest
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Inno Knows.
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Noid armbooks you into the Intercontinental or World Title
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Higher. Further. Faster.
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When you're part of the supplemental drafts that happen on the WWE website.
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It's High Noon!
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You're moved to Raw from Smackdown as 1 one of the "top guys" on Smackdown.
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prodigal son
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your main airtime consists of segments with the raw guest host
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Taller than Adam Cole
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You go weedin' and speedin'.
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Y2KoTF
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You botch a move against Randy Orton.
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Spammy Certified
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You are in a tag team that gets split from the draft.
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King K Cool
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You refuse to go to rehab after your first violation of the Wellness Policy.
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Grim Fandango
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You spit in the face of people who don't want you to do drugs
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The Great Pink Hope
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You're finally brought up to the main roster but only in a tag team with another wrestler from developmental.
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He's Here
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you outpop DX.
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King of the Ring
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When you eat chicken over somebodys bag in the back.
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King of the Ring
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When you go crazy and kill your wife and kid, then yourself.
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Stickman
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You lose to a diva
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A guy higher on the card than you fucks your girlfriend of four years.
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King of the Ring
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you won't job to Cena
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Grim Fandango
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the sound guy forgets to cue the music for your big run-in
you stand up to take your RKO too quickly |
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Gentleman
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You get no music and are introduced when you are already in the ring.
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TPWW's #3 Peep
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You don't follow backstage etique [See: John Morrison/Melina/2006]
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Taller than Adam Cole
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Batista has to take his piss test and asks you how to spell your name.
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Lose to a jobber.
Lose to a top star in seconds. Lose to a diva. The creative got jack all for you. Botch a move real bad and potato a top star. Slag off creative and main stars. Being the weak link from a tag team and get buried after splitting. When your match is better than the main event. |
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Celestia's Left Hand
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When you are made to be Evan Bournes Jobber/prison bitch
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RIP SABU
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When fans go to have a piss or smoke break as soon as it's time for your match.
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Southern Hospitality
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When you don't make it into the next SvR video game
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Da Gif/Pic Pimp
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When Cole dosen't use the word "vinatage" on a manuver you just used.
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it's really real meat
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when you don't catch the undertaker as he jumps over the rope to the outside
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Samurai Rocker
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Quote:
When Johnny Ace took the hiring talent job from Jim Ross, he started to immediately hire roided-up bodybuilders and lingerie models, who don't know a wristlock from a wristwatch, rather than male and female wrestlers, who not only look great, but can also know how to wrestle. I've followed pro wrestling since 1988, and I've seen a lot of ups and downs in this business. To me, WWE is sinking deeper into the abyss. Shawn's gone, and when the day Undertaker retires, mark my words, it will be the nail in the coffin. |
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As far as Shawn and Taker go... I believe if there's a top 3 list, those two are in it. But Shawn took four years off and the business made it through. Taker has spent the past few years working a part time schedule on Smackdown no less, yet WWE house show revenues continued to do fine and advertisers/ the USA network didn't threaten to drop Raw unless Taker was moved to Monday nights so save the dramatics. Sure the quality isn't what we grew up to, but remember, the first time the majority of WWE's target audience probably saw Bret Hart on Raw was when he returned and got kicked in the nuts. They've probably never seen an Owen Hart match, think Jerry Lawler was a part time wrestler who has been an announcer his whole career, and think the Mongo, Benoit, Malenko, and Flair were the only 4 Horsemen. There's talent there and Wrestling will be fine. Worst case scenario they'll start picking talent from ROH/ Dragon Gate/ TNA to get relevant again like they did ECW. Vince is first and foremost a business man and if he ever sees the rating and revenues go to shit because of a lack of quality wrestling, he will react accordingly. |
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