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She is hot as hell, but boy is she a shyt actress.
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Gemma Arterton? I mean, she's hot, and I liked her in the last Bond film and all, but to replace a woman who oozes sex, THIS is the front running choice?
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Maybe they want an actress.
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Oh I get that she can't fucking act to save her life, but the role hardly called for it either. Her inability to act was no hindrance. Her being all hot was one of the best things about that first movie.
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Disagree but yeah.
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Frank Welker is also in Transformers: Prime, hopefully as Megatron but his part wasn't revealed. Fucking awesome - though all this G1 fanservice will mean nothing to whiny bitches who'll hate the show because it isn't exactly G1, and they're too lazy/overly entitled to merely watch the old show on DVD.
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Get a poke on
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If they were looking for an actress they wouldn't be looking at other supermodels. They don't give a fuck about acting. It's about robot fights and product placement
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There's really more story to the movies than the usual (and 'safe') criticism aimed at the series. It's getting old.
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Get a poke on
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Yea I'm playing it safe
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
![]() Sarah Wright ![]() Brooklyn Decker Yeah, some real Ocar-winning actresses there
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For an Oscar winning movie series?
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Of those 3 it really needs to be Brooklyn Decker.
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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BDC, come off it dude. We get it, TF movie franchises don't do it for ya. OKAY! I enjoyed both movies, and I watch them on my HTC HD2 quite often! For Fucks Fucking Sake, let these guys make the great blockbuster movie that they're destined to make.
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Nevers! I will constantly bad mouth these movies for being awful bastardization of something I hold dear from my childhood.
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Raiders of the Lost Ark, Star Wars, Jaws, The Dark Knight, and to a lesser extent movies like Iron Man are great blockbusters.
I don't know where this whole notion of a movie being a blockbuster meaning it doesn't have to be very good came from. It seems like lowered expectations, or flat out brainwashing. I can't count the times I hear the term "mindless fun" thrown around. True, it doesn't have to be profound, but it also doesn't mean it can't be a respectable film. I think it's a bit of a lame excuse. With that being said, I enjoyed the first. It was a fun movie, while not abandoning some semblance of focus on character and coherent story. |
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I actaully feel the same about the new Karate Kid. "Duh, I know lets make a movie called Karate Kid only this time lets make it set in China, teach the kid kung fu cause that is a kind of karate, and lets get Jackie Chan and Will Smith's kid and hype the shit out of it. That will sell tickets!"
No, it is just lazy. What is next? A remake of Top Gun staring the kid from Twilight that is just a flimsy story barely connecting crazy dog fight to exploding the pentagon to crazy dog fight? |
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Get a poke on
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The biggest problem I had with the second movie wasn't even how bad it was, it was the reason why it was so bad. Let me explain.
The plot is all over the place. It takes dozens of turns, and it's written and directed so poorly that the narrative descends into a downward spiral of incoherence and nonsense. It's all over the place. On top of that there is so much crap going on, that it becomes an assault on the senses and none of it means anything. But that's not even what's most troubling. If it were a case of them genuinely trying to tell a certain story they set out to tell, and getting lost along the way and running into those problems, I'd at least respect the effort. It'd be an artistic failure. It's not though. It was written that way to work in as many different robot characters and action setpeices as possible. I don't know how anyone could even attempt to argue against that. The movie is a fucking mess because of poor priorities. |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Shia must be loving all this news of who he gets to lock lips with in this movie
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I'm sure he's looking forward to taking a break from pounding pussy to film fake kissing scenes in front of a green screen
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Do you think girls are freaked out when he fingers them with his fucked up frankestien hand or do you think that gets them off more?
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He's rich. They're cool with it.
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wtf just learned Megan Fox won't be in this
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But, I mean, honestly, I got what I wanted out of Transformers. I understand Becker's gripe, and it's his right to bitch if he wants, but this was a movie where I expected "blockbuster" in a more pejorative sense, and still lined up to see it opening weekend. Transformers was rarely a deep franchise, and while this was probably a shallower experience than even the cartoon and such, it was still a fun experience. Mindless fun should never be an excuse to call a bad movie good, but it can certainly justify an enjoyable experience. That being said, I dislike the idea of people with little or no love for a franchise being put in charge of it and then starts dicking around. Transformers is kind of a fringe example, but it is an example. Still, I'm not watching Transformers for elaborate stories. I'm watching it to see giant robots wreck shit. One can enjoy movies that are mindless fun and still enjoy good plots and characterisation elsewhere. |
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Hey, I'm not the one bitching about Michael Bay raping my childhood.
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I'll rape you're childhood and then come back your autum years.
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Thank fucking god the twins are out.
Dunno how I feel about shockwave. Not a particularly bad choice, but I was really hoping for Unicron. |
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Took 'em three fucking movies but Prime finally gets...the Trailer.
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