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**Anybody Thrilla** · 07-20-2010, 11:09 AM

Joel Gertner: Don’t you mean X-Division?

Raven: Wait, where are we?

Match Summary: Homicide comes out to “Grito Mundial” by Daddy Yankee much to the joy of the fans. Amazing Red comes out to “Rock Superstar” by Cypress Hill. Paul London enters through the crowd to “South Texas Deathride” by The Union Underground. Shark Boy repels from the rafters via rope to “Shark in the Water” by V.V. Brown. The fans are getting anxious as the bell rings and all hell is let loose. Homicide hits a shining wizard of Paul London, Amazing Red hits the Satellite DDT on Homicide, goes for the spinning enziguri on Evan Bourne who counters with a round-house kick that puts him flat on his back for a standing moonsault, he goes for the pin, Shark Boy breaks up the pin with a missile dropkick. The brawl expands around the ring, lot of fluid moves and double-teams, before Homicide nails the Da Gringo Killer on Shark Boy for the first elimination. Amazing Red hits a brainbuster on Homicide and Paul London nails a Shooting Star Press off the top turnbuckle and goes for the pin. Homicide barely gets the shoulder up and Amazing Red takes advantage of Paul London with a rolling school boy for the second elimination. Evan Bourne nails a spinning savate kick on Amazing Red and follows it up with the Airbourne for a well-earned elimination. Homicide nails a overhead belly to belly and follows it up with the Kimura. Evan fights his way to the ropes, hits a hurricanranna for a 2 count. Evan goes up top and goes for a flying cross-body only to have Homicide turn it into a spinning arm-bar which Evan slips out of. Enziguri on Evan for a 2 count. Homicide goes for the Gringo Killer an Evan slips out nailing a desperate pulling piledriver for another 2 count. Homicide is bleeding now. Evan goes up to for another Airbourne but nobody’s home. Homicide nails a devastating kick to the temple for another 2 count. The crowd is split in their support for the two, Homicide goes for the Crippler cross-face but Evan escapes and nails a springboard missile drop kick that sends Homicide to the outside. Suicide dive on Homicide with both men sprawled out. Ref goes to the outside and starts a ten count. Evan gets to his feet at 7, Homicide collapses at 8. Evan Bourne wins a grueling fast-paced match.
Match Time: 23 minutes 14 seconds

Raven: I didn’t even know Homicide was going to be here tonight. He wasn’t billed to be in that match at all and he almost took out four of our top competitors!

Joel Gertner: An amazing match by the premier high-flyers in the business!

Raven: Up next we have the Murder City Machine Guns VS. Kofi Kingston and John Morrison. I have to say I think it’s looking good for MCMG, Kofi and John have only tagged together on a few occasions and MCMG has their game together, they work together in almost perfect harmony…I don’t see how Kofi and John, extremely talented guys, are going to be able to pull out a win.

Joe Gertner: Speaking of pulling out, I’m getting word that DWW World Champion The Miz is leaving the building.

[Cut to the back. The Miz has his bags and is dressed in his street-clothes. Terry Funk and several security guards are blocking the exit.]

Terry Funk: You leave this building without competing and you’re done.

The Miz: You want to threaten me? [Drops his bags] I don’t care if you’ve got a handicapped tag in your truck or not Terry, I will drop you like a sack of jism!

Terry Funk: I don’t think you’ll get the chance…

[The camera pans to the right revealing the hulking Man Beast Rhino brooding intensely behind The Miz. He cracks his neck and closes his hands into fists. The Miz drops his bags and turns to face him. The two stare each other down for what seems like an eternity.]

The Miz: I’m not afraid of you…Rhino. You think you’re big and bad because of some shit you did a hundred years ago? ECW Heavyweight Champ…NWA World Heavyweight Champ…and what else? WWE extra? So, don’t let this go to your head, I’ve changed my mind. I’ll face Rey Mysterio tonight BUT…you’re all going to be sorry when I break the golden boy in half.

[The Miz grabs his bags, not taking his eyes off Rhino, and heads back to the locker room. The camera zooms in on Rhino who looks over to Terry Funk.]

Rhino: I want him.

Terry Funk: You’ll have to earn it…

Rhino: Make it happen.

[Cut to the ring.]

Match Summary:
The fan-favorite team of Kingston and Morrison come out separately, Kofi comes out to “One Love” by Bob Marley and Morrison comes out to “People are strange” by the Doors. They enjoy some love from the crowd until MCMG comes out to “Six Barrel Shotgun” by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club to a mixture of boos and cheers. Kingston and Shelley start things off with a lockup, Kofi swings behind and goes for a Reverse Russian Legsweep but Shelley blocks it with a leg and then escapes. Kingston throws a right and Shelley ducks it, spins Kofi around and hooks his arms for an overhead back-suplex, Kofi manages to land on his feet. The pause in action allows for a smattering of applause as the two find themselves in a standoff. Shelley tags Sabin in and Sabin charges Kofi who goes for a high kick which misses as Sabin drops low and slides into Kofi’s leg taking him off his feet. Sabin climbs onto Kofi and begins raining down rights and left to Kofi’s unprotected head. Kofi wraps his legs around Sabin’s torso and pins him for a 1 count. The two break off and Kofi bounces off the ropes nailing a spin-kick that puts Sabin down hard. Kofi goes up top and comes down with the Boom Drop followed by a pin, Shelley comes in and breaks it up with a drop kick to Kofi’s head. Sabin takes advantage and locks on an inverted STF, Shelley bounces off the ropes for a drop-kick to the face of Kofi. Sabin pins for a 2 count. Sabin whips Kofi into the corner and charges in for a clothesline, Kofi counters with the Pendulum Kick and makes a jumping tag to John Morrison who nails a running knee smash to the face of the seated Sabin. Springboard moonsault onto Sabin, Morrison hooks the leg but Shelley breaks the count at 2. Sabin gets to the ropes, Morrison charges and Sabin pulls the top rope down hard allowing Morrison to tumble over to the outside. Sabin bounces off the opposite ropes and nails the Leap of Faith suicide dive destroying Morrison on the outside. The fans go crazy. Shelley drops to the outside and delivers a running knee to the side of Morrison’s skull, Kofi Kingston comes from inside the ring with a springboard cross-body onto both Shelley and Sabin and the first “This is Awesome” chant of the night is started. All four men trade haymakers as the ref finally demands they bring it into the ring. After a good deal of arguing the wrestlers comply and the match turns into an impromptu tornado tag affair. Chris Sabin hits the Future Shock on Kofi who rolls to the outside and now it’s the MCMGs alone with John Morrison. Double enziguris! Sabin gets Morrison up for a powerbomb and Shelley catches him with a double-knee backbreaker, both men go for the pin but Kofi springs into the ring with a Boom Drop onto all three men, just a 2 count. Kofi pulls Shelley to his feet and nails Trouble in Paradise and hooks the leg, Sabin breaks it at 2, pulls Kofi to his feet and scores with a spinning sole kick, Shelley manages to get to his feet in time to hit a brutal super-kick to the chin of Kofi and then both nail a jumping enziguri (ASCS Rush). They hook both legs but Morrison breaks the count at 2 with a standing moonsault. All four men are lying flat on there backs now and the ref starts a ten count. At 6 both teams are on their feet opposite each other, the MCMGs goes for clotheslines which are dodged but stop short and turn back to deliver stereo super-kicks. Double-pins! Kofi and Morrison get their arms up at 2 and 3/4 much to the delight of the fans. Shelley and Sabin pull Kofi and Morrison to separate corners and place them in identical trees of woe, signal to each other and sprint to their opposite corners nailing twin-baseball slides to the heads of Kofi and Morrison. They pull each man into the center of the ring and hook the legs for a well-earned 3 count.

After the match Kofi and Morrison offer handshakes to the MCMGs who look as if they’re going to accept but, then turn their backs. Kofi and Morrison look to each other dejectedly before MCMG spin around with arms raised but…it’s just a sike-out. Both teams hug in the middle of the ring for a bizarre post-match celebration.
Match Time: 20 minutes and 12 seconds

[Chris Sabin gets on the mic.]

Sabin: Okay okay…yeah you guys are pretty good, [out of breath] but, you’re going to have to bring you’re A-Game next time if you want to win against the Murder City Machine Guns.

**VSG** · 07-20-2010, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Anybody Thrilla

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Match Summary: Homicide comes out to �Grito Mundial� by Daddy Yankee much to the joy of the fans. Amazing Red comes out to �Rock Superstar� by Cypress Hill. Paul London enters through the crowd to �South Texas Deathride� by The Union Underground. Shark Boy repels from the rafters via rope to �Shark in the Water� by V.V. Brown. The fans are getting anxious as the bell rings and all hell is let loose. Homicide hits a shining wizard of Paul London, Amazing Red hits the Satellite DDT on Homicide, goes for the spinning enziguri on Evan Bourne who counters with a round-house kick that puts him flat on his back for a standing moonsault, he goes for the pin, Shark Boy breaks up the pin with a missile dropkick. The brawl expands around the ring, lot of fluid moves and double-teams, before Homicide nails the Da Gringo Killer on Shark Boy for the first elimination. Amazing Red hits a brainbuster on Homicide and Paul London nails a Shooting Star Press off the top turnbuckle and goes for the pin. Homicide barely gets the shoulder up and Amazing Red takes advantage of Paul London with a rolling school boy for the second elimination. Evan Bourne nails a spinning savate kick on Amazing Red and follows it up with the Airbourne for a well-earned elimination. Homicide nails a overhead belly to belly and follows it up with the Kimura. Evan fights his way to the ropes, hits a hurricanranna for a 2 count. Evan goes up top and goes for a flying cross-body only to have Homicide turn it into a spinning arm-bar which Evan slips out of. Enziguri on Evan for a 2 count. Homicide goes for the Gringo Killer an Evan slips out nailing a desperate pulling piledriver for another 2 count. Homicide is bleeding now. Evan goes up to for another Airbourne but nobody�s home. Homicide nails a devastating kick to the temple for another 2 count. The crowd is split in their support for the two, Homicide goes for the Crippler cross-face but Evan escapes and nails a springboard missile drop kick that sends Homicide to the outside. Suicide dive on Homicide with both men sprawled out. Ref goes to the outside and starts a ten count. Evan gets to his feet at 7, Homicide collapses at 8. Evan Bourne wins a grueling fast-paced match.
Match Time: 23 minutes 14 seconds

Raven: I didn�t even know Homicide was going to be here tonight. He wasn�t billed to be in that match at all and he almost took out four of our top competitors!

What the fuck just happened there? Where did Evan Bourne come from, and someone explain the "Homicide not booked" part please.

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07-20-2010, 11:09 AM	#1
Anybody Thrilla Cranky Kong Posts: 78,671	Joel Gertner: Don’t you mean X-Division? Raven: Wait, where are we? Match Summary: Homicide comes out to “Grito Mundial” by Daddy Yankee much to the joy of the fans. Amazing Red comes out to “Rock Superstar” by Cypress Hill. Paul London enters through the crowd to “South Texas Deathride” by The Union Underground. Shark Boy repels from the rafters via rope to “Shark in the Water” by V.V. Brown. The fans are getting anxious as the bell rings and all hell is let loose. Homicide hits a shining wizard of Paul London, Amazing Red hits the Satellite DDT on Homicide, goes for the spinning enziguri on Evan Bourne who counters with a round-house kick that puts him flat on his back for a standing moonsault, he goes for the pin, Shark Boy breaks up the pin with a missile dropkick. The brawl expands around the ring, lot of fluid moves and double-teams, before Homicide nails the Da Gringo Killer on Shark Boy for the first elimination. Amazing Red hits a brainbuster on Homicide and Paul London nails a Shooting Star Press off the top turnbuckle and goes for the pin. Homicide barely gets the shoulder up and Amazing Red takes advantage of Paul London with a rolling school boy for the second elimination. Evan Bourne nails a spinning savate kick on Amazing Red and follows it up with the Airbourne for a well-earned elimination. Homicide nails a overhead belly to belly and follows it up with the Kimura. Evan fights his way to the ropes, hits a hurricanranna for a 2 count. Evan goes up top and goes for a flying cross-body only to have Homicide turn it into a spinning arm-bar which Evan slips out of. Enziguri on Evan for a 2 count. Homicide goes for the Gringo Killer an Evan slips out nailing a desperate pulling piledriver for another 2 count. Homicide is bleeding now. Evan goes up to for another Airbourne but nobody’s home. Homicide nails a devastating kick to the temple for another 2 count. The crowd is split in their support for the two, Homicide goes for the Crippler cross-face but Evan escapes and nails a springboard missile drop kick that sends Homicide to the outside. Suicide dive on Homicide with both men sprawled out. Ref goes to the outside and starts a ten count. Evan gets to his feet at 7, Homicide collapses at 8. Evan Bourne wins a grueling fast-paced match. Match Time: 23 minutes 14 seconds Raven: I didn’t even know Homicide was going to be here tonight. He wasn’t billed to be in that match at all and he almost took out four of our top competitors! Joel Gertner: An amazing match by the premier high-flyers in the business! Raven: Up next we have the Murder City Machine Guns VS. Kofi Kingston and John Morrison. I have to say I think it’s looking good for MCMG, Kofi and John have only tagged together on a few occasions and MCMG has their game together, they work together in almost perfect harmony…I don’t see how Kofi and John, extremely talented guys, are going to be able to pull out a win. Joe Gertner: Speaking of pulling out, I’m getting word that DWW World Champion The Miz is leaving the building. [Cut to the back. The Miz has his bags and is dressed in his street-clothes. Terry Funk and several security guards are blocking the exit.] Terry Funk: You leave this building without competing and you’re done. The Miz: You want to threaten me? [Drops his bags] I don’t care if you’ve got a handicapped tag in your truck or not Terry, I will drop you like a sack of jism! Terry Funk: I don’t think you’ll get the chance… [The camera pans to the right revealing the hulking Man Beast Rhino brooding intensely behind The Miz. He cracks his neck and closes his hands into fists. The Miz drops his bags and turns to face him. The two stare each other down for what seems like an eternity.] The Miz: I’m not afraid of you…Rhino. You think you’re big and bad because of some shit you did a hundred years ago? ECW Heavyweight Champ…NWA World Heavyweight Champ…and what else? WWE extra? So, don’t let this go to your head, I’ve changed my mind. I’ll face Rey Mysterio tonight BUT…you’re all going to be sorry when I break the golden boy in half. [The Miz grabs his bags, not taking his eyes off Rhino, and heads back to the locker room. The camera zooms in on Rhino who looks over to Terry Funk.] Rhino: I want him. Terry Funk: You’ll have to earn it… Rhino: Make it happen. [Cut to the ring.] Match Summary: The fan-favorite team of Kingston and Morrison come out separately, Kofi comes out to “One Love” by Bob Marley and Morrison comes out to “People are strange” by the Doors. They enjoy some love from the crowd until MCMG comes out to “Six Barrel Shotgun” by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club to a mixture of boos and cheers. Kingston and Shelley start things off with a lockup, Kofi swings behind and goes for a Reverse Russian Legsweep but Shelley blocks it with a leg and then escapes. Kingston throws a right and Shelley ducks it, spins Kofi around and hooks his arms for an overhead back-suplex, Kofi manages to land on his feet. The pause in action allows for a smattering of applause as the two find themselves in a standoff. Shelley tags Sabin in and Sabin charges Kofi who goes for a high kick which misses as Sabin drops low and slides into Kofi’s leg taking him off his feet. Sabin climbs onto Kofi and begins raining down rights and left to Kofi’s unprotected head. Kofi wraps his legs around Sabin’s torso and pins him for a 1 count. The two break off and Kofi bounces off the ropes nailing a spin-kick that puts Sabin down hard. Kofi goes up top and comes down with the Boom Drop followed by a pin, Shelley comes in and breaks it up with a drop kick to Kofi’s head. Sabin takes advantage and locks on an inverted STF, Shelley bounces off the ropes for a drop-kick to the face of Kofi. Sabin pins for a 2 count. Sabin whips Kofi into the corner and charges in for a clothesline, Kofi counters with the Pendulum Kick and makes a jumping tag to John Morrison who nails a running knee smash to the face of the seated Sabin. Springboard moonsault onto Sabin, Morrison hooks the leg but Shelley breaks the count at 2. Sabin gets to the ropes, Morrison charges and Sabin pulls the top rope down hard allowing Morrison to tumble over to the outside. Sabin bounces off the opposite ropes and nails the Leap of Faith suicide dive destroying Morrison on the outside. The fans go crazy. Shelley drops to the outside and delivers a running knee to the side of Morrison’s skull, Kofi Kingston comes from inside the ring with a springboard cross-body onto both Shelley and Sabin and the first “This is Awesome” chant of the night is started. All four men trade haymakers as the ref finally demands they bring it into the ring. After a good deal of arguing the wrestlers comply and the match turns into an impromptu tornado tag affair. Chris Sabin hits the Future Shock on Kofi who rolls to the outside and now it’s the MCMGs alone with John Morrison. Double enziguris! Sabin gets Morrison up for a powerbomb and Shelley catches him with a double-knee backbreaker, both men go for the pin but Kofi springs into the ring with a Boom Drop onto all three men, just a 2 count. Kofi pulls Shelley to his feet and nails Trouble in Paradise and hooks the leg, Sabin breaks it at 2, pulls Kofi to his feet and scores with a spinning sole kick, Shelley manages to get to his feet in time to hit a brutal super-kick to the chin of Kofi and then both nail a jumping enziguri (ASCS Rush). They hook both legs but Morrison breaks the count at 2 with a standing moonsault. All four men are lying flat on there backs now and the ref starts a ten count. At 6 both teams are on their feet opposite each other, the MCMGs goes for clotheslines which are dodged but stop short and turn back to deliver stereo super-kicks. Double-pins! Kofi and Morrison get their arms up at 2 and 3/4 much to the delight of the fans. Shelley and Sabin pull Kofi and Morrison to separate corners and place them in identical trees of woe, signal to each other and sprint to their opposite corners nailing twin-baseball slides to the heads of Kofi and Morrison. They pull each man into the center of the ring and hook the legs for a well-earned 3 count. After the match Kofi and Morrison offer handshakes to the MCMGs who look as if they’re going to accept but, then turn their backs. Kofi and Morrison look to each other dejectedly before MCMG spin around with arms raised but…it’s just a sike-out. Both teams hug in the middle of the ring for a bizarre post-match celebration. Match Time: 20 minutes and 12 seconds [Chris Sabin gets on the mic.] Sabin: Okay okay…yeah you guys are pretty good, [out of breath] but, you’re going to have to bring you’re A-Game next time if you want to win against the Murder City Machine Guns.