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Narc stole my star
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Batista signed with Strikeforce
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Check TMZ.com, the vid is on the main page. |
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R.I.P Tanner
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No he didn't.
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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So Strikeforce has old ex athletes and lets them fight each other?
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Hazardous to Your Health
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MoFo, create the same thread over in Wrestling too will you?
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Hazardous to Your Health
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Ok never mind, apparently he did NOT sign with Strikeforce yet.
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I dont think Batista has ever really trained MMA has he? Im not big on the guy so i dont know his athletic background, but something tells me he knows diddly squat about MMA.
At least the likes of Lashley and Lesnar actually had legit wrestling experience. |
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Hazardous to Your Health
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He is going to get his ass handed to him on a platter if he goes up against a half-decent MMA fighter.
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The Satanic Mechanic
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Booker T kicked his ass. Lord Help him if they feed him to anyone in Strikeforce.
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Narc stole my star
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As long as they keep him away from Fedor and Overeem I can see him beating a few lesser fighters, perhaps Werdum or Walker.
I doubt he'll have anything but striking though, and stamina will be a huge problem. |
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R.I.P Tanner
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Are you series with Werdum?
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Two weeks.
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lol, i'd love to see Batista fight Werdum. I'd be laughing the entire time.
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Temporary
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Booker T whooped Batista's ass. Batista going to MMA is a huge money grab.
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Why is Batista doing everything much later in his life.
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The Satanic Mechanic
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Batista would get killed by light heavyweights, let alone any one of the guys Strikeforce has at heavyweight.
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Two weeks.
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Is Bobby Lashley still fighting?
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The Satanic Mechanic
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Yeah, he's 5 - 0.
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Amazon Affiliate
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Strikeforce doesn't have a Wellness Policy?
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The Satanic Mechanic
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Just ask Alastair Ovareem. He'll tell you all about it.
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Amazon Affiliate
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He said, "No."
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Spammy Certified
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yeah bobby lashley is injured
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Donkey Punch Elite
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"injured"
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King of Love and Piss
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i'm pretty sure he's toast without the steroids
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Stickman
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i'm pretty sure he's toast with steroids.
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RAPTURE READY.
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I heard Batista is being trained by the Cesar Gracie camp (Gilbert Melendez, Nick and Nate etc)
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Last of a Dying Forum
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THE NAITCH
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R.I.P Tanner
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*marks the fuck out*
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That Entenbrot, The Mask
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doesn't batista basically move at the shoulders and hips, like a shit action figure?
bet he would gas within 45 seconds too. |
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Two weeks.
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I believe in Joe Hendry
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Bats does realize the Konami Code doesn't work in MMA right?
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That Entenbrot, The Mask
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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ROFL
"I'm durable as they come." |
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Batista has his nose pierced? Whatta gay.
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Temporary
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Batista would die.
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Batista didn't like the direction wrestling was going, he didn't get a title shot every month.
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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I wonder how fast Batista will get tired of MMA when he doesn't get 6 title shots in 5 months against Lesnar.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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He'll spend most of that five months nursing that debilitating injury, and expect a shot against the champ immediately on return, despite lasting only 30 seconds in his last match and finishing it while crying like a little girl. |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Seriously, they should have a celebrity division or something for guys like Bats. People would pay money to see Bats or Angle or ex-football stars fight in the cage. Also that way it would give them a chance not to be humiliated by the real fighters.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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And if we're being honest (And I usually am) I don't see much draw to Bats except to watch him get humiliated by real fighters. |
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i'd like to see a spot where he goes for a Batista Bomb, only to get caught in a triangle! OH MY GOD!!!!
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