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#121 |
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Where is El Matadaor when we need him?
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#122 |
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"Macarena macarena marena. EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MACARENA!!"
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#124 |
Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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Yes.
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#125 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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Corky, give us anotha!
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#126 |
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10000 points to... myself. But remember, just like A-Train, points don't matter.
Gimmick matches that never quite made it. |
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#127 |
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![]() ![]() Anyway: Jim Ross: It's time for the hellacious, 200 laps around the ring in thong match between Mark Henry and The A-Train! |
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#128 |
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Tony Chimmel: "The following is a break through the glass ceiling match! There will be a sledgehammer at the top of a pole. The first wrestler to reach the pole and claim the hammer may use it to crack the glass to win the match! Now, introducing the first challenger..."
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#129 |
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Chimmel: "And since since Triple H is already standing on the glass ceiling, the winner of the match and STILL CHAMPION... TRIPLE H!!!"
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#130 |
Now. Here. Man.
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Howard Finkel: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to tonight's Main Event! The following contest will be for the Undisputed WWE Championship, and will be a special "Who Can Hold Their Breath For Longer" Grudge Match!!!
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#131 |
FIT Challenge Slag People
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JR: Bah Gawd, King! That poor wallaby never saw it coming! Damn him!
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#132 |
Has an evil monkey...
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The resist the urge to use the Spanish Announcetable Main Event Match - whoever puts their opponant through that announce table loses.
The 1 count pinfall match - like a 3 count, but shorter |
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#133 |
Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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JR: Coming up next, A-Train will take on Miguel Periz in the dreaded Bikini Wax Of Doom!
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#134 |
Mas Vagina Porfavor
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Whomever botches more moves in 60 minutes wins.
JBL vs. Nathan Jones |
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#135 |
Has an evil monkey...
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German Suplex Match - Whoever does most wins.
Angle vs Benoit (actually that reminds me of a little game me and my friend had. Whenever Angle and Benoit were in a match together, we'd guess how many German Suplexes there'd be between them. Think the average was 6 or 7) |
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#136 | |
Now. Here. Man.
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#137 |
Spammy Certified
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JR: it is a cum in a bottle match first person to cumin a bottle and sell it to a homeless person wins!
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#138 |
Has an evil monkey...
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A "both men with hands tied behind their back's" match.
A keep JR from saying BAHGAWD match (would that be such a bad thing?). A let's hug and be friends match. |
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#139 |
One Man Horror Show
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JR: "Triple H and HBK are now in the ring, staring each other down like mad pariahs. Earlier, Hunter mentioned that had arranged with Bischoff the most exhausting, most degrading tag match for Bad Blood. Now, here thay are, and we are awaiting the announcement."
Triple H and HBK continue the staredown a bit longer. Suddenly, Triple H jabs his finger at HBK's shoulder. HHH: "Tag! You're it!" JR: "Bah God, Hunter is running like a scalded dog out of the ring! Shawn Michaels is... giggling! And skipping! In all my years in the business, I've never seen ANYTHING like this!!!" |
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#140 |
Art Teacher
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Howard Finkel: The next match is a Mae Young on a pole match...
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#141 |
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I was going to award the points to Loopy because anything with the word "wallaby" in it just HAS to be funny, but Wolverine takes the cake for giving something totally unexpected.
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#142 |
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"Oh Lord, please grant me a fourth move..."
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#143 |
PSN: SirHankScorpio
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"Oh Lord, Why have you cursed me to look like a clown?? please give me my hair back..I'll retire if you do, for at least a year, Oh Lord"
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#144 |
Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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"Oh Lord, please make me feel young again so I can jump higher"
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#145 |
PSN: SirHankScorpio
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"let me tell you something Brother...."
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#146 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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"Well you Know something, Oh Exalted Dude, may Suburban Commando please have a sudden surge in the box office, Brother? I'm needing a new bulb for my tanning bed, Dude. In Jesus name I pray, brother. So whatcha gonna do, when the Hulkster, prays to you?"
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#147 |
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"Oh Lord, all I am asking for is to know is how to do a wristlock
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#148 |
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'Oh Lord...Wont you buy me....a Mercedes benz?'
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#149 |
jWo 4 Lyfe!
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Oh Brother, you are in heaven, Hulkster be my name,
Your loyal son. My job now is done, in the WWE as I'm 87. So give me today some hair on my head. and forgive me my suplexes. as I forgive those who suplexed against me. Lead me not into the squared circle. or leg drop me through tables. For you own the company. the ring and the roster. for ever and ever Mcmahon |
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#150 |
Art Teacher
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"Oh brother, please let me have one more run with the title, Im only 100 years old"
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jWo 4 Lyfe!
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#152 |
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5000 Pure Class points for Ferocious for that!
If wrestlers had informercial products named after them. |
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#153 |
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Here's a quick obvious example so you get what sort of responses I'm aiming for:
"Introducing the new Helmsley Super Shovel! Now with Insta-Burying action! Bury entire droves of talent that pose a threat to you! Now for only four easy payments of $67.82!!!" |
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#154 | |
jWo 4 Lyfe!
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#155 |
jWo 4 Lyfe!
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The Rick Flair Kitchen Utensil set for those Ultimate Knife Edge Chops
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#156 |
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^LMAO!!!
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#157 |
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The Steve Austin Egg beater, endorsed by wives up and down the country!
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#158 | |
jWo 4 Lyfe!
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#159 |
jWo 4 Lyfe!
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Rosey Spray Will make your house smell Rosey fresh. This stuff really is the S.H.I.T.
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#160 |
Spammy Certified
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Bradshaw: Make money now, writtin from a person who can not make money for his company.
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