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Old 09-05-2010, 12:48 AM   #1
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Saw this and the first thought in my mind was "I wonder if he get to see Duke's penis".

Really excited for this again. Probably because I was never really into the hype years ago. Would be hilarious if it actually doesn't come out, though. Or if there was a major glitch at launch that prevented the game from being played.
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Old 09-05-2010, 01:53 AM   #2
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The games looks like it could be fun but I'll wait until I can see a video of actual gameplay that isn't recorded over someone shoulder at PAX.

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If Duke was a real guy, I'd be inclined to guess he would have an embarassingly small penis. He's ripped as hell, drives a huge monster truck, has huge guns, smokes cigars and is loud and aggressive. Pretty much everything a guy can do to compensate for having a small penis.

I'd also think he was in denile about his real sexuality. He seems a little too interested in making it clear he's manly and that he likes girls and boobs and sex with girls with boobs. Smoking cigars is a clue given everything else he does. A long, firm penis shaped thing he gets pleasure from sucking on. Cigars on their own are just cigars but with Duke, it seems like it's more than just a cigar.

So, yeah, I think Duke is a gay guy in denile with a small penis. The game might be fun, though.
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Old 06-04-2011, 02:39 PM   #3
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Saw this and the first thought in my mind was "I wonder if he get to see Duke's penis".

Really excited for this again.
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Jokes aside, I'm apprehensively excited for the game.
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