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The 2 Cunts Are Gone
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Carlito's TNA Theme??
I have no idea how to do this so i need some help. In the botchamania thread some bloke called slickytrickyfuckface or somethin similar posted ''Carlitos new TNA theme''. Could somebody bring that post in here?! Anyway i think its so bad that it cant possibly be real. Suckydickyslaparse then neg repped me and said the song is fucking awesome.
Soooo could somebody please post it in here because i wanna know what people think? Im sure im not insane but the song is so so so bad i feel it needs its own thread and discussion. After R-Truth's new song sucked so bad that he switched back to his old theme im starting to doubt...everything |
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Cranky Kong
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I will do this for you, my friend, but it should first be explained that the song is a parody of Rob Van Dam's actual TNA theme. Carlito is not currently under the employ of Total Nonstop Action nor does he have a theme song from them. Sit tight, bud.
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Cranky Kong
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Oh, and I'm also going to need some reassurance that this isn't going to turn into you making SlickyTrickyDamon (I'm pretty sure this is the poster you were referring to) look foolish.
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I thought it was a bit fucking lame that they copied RVD alright, good so. now on to the song that is 'awesome'
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He's Here
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It's fake.
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no i will say nothing, i just wanna know some opinion on it. he looks foolish saying its awesome already i reckon. so i guess that job is done
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i know xero, just wanna hear the opinion on it tho, its ghastly
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Quark is Less Impressed.
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Well now that we are on the topic. Rob Van Dam's theme song sucks more dick than HBpunk does.
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Cranky Kong
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ah and there it is, more bullshit from sloppyknobcock
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enjoy folks
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Cranky Kong
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Come on, now. Play nice. To be fair, you're a pretty awful poster and he was reacting accordingly. We don't have to go talking trash about one another. Let's bury this hatchet.
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dude you are so convinced, i wanna know what other people think. i reckon u are so offended cos you made this song in your room and it probably took you way way longer than you'd like to admit, likely just sfter RVD debuted
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LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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The way you write his name wrong all the time is just as hilarious as the joke I'm now making. NOT.
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LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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Oh, and the song is terrible.
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Quark is Less Impressed.
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I'm fine with ending name calling. It's not worth my time anyways there is football on tv. |
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Tonight at 5pm, in Puerto Rico, Carlito will wrestle Ricky Banderas (Judas Mesias in TNA) for the WWC Universal Championship, which he (Carlito) holds.
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Cranky Kong
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Here's the kicker, though. Just because I think you're a bad poster doesn't mean I think you're a bad person. You bring something to the boards. Everyone does. Love you, bro. |
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FUCK!! I totally forgot that was on, is anyone going to it?? i missed my flight. I was gonna listen to his theme on a loop all the way on the flight
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Quark is Less Impressed.
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I saw him on TNA with Redrum/Rellik. He was meh. |
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I'm Brllnt!
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Carlito is smart enough to avoid TNA...right?
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Carlito isn't smart
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A great promo package to introduce him, the us title on his first night, a built in feud with a returning John Cena (who was just gettin really big) and that was all after his first appearance. Drew McIntyre is the chosen one?! Get fucked, Carlito was given his birthday and xmas present all at once and he shat it all out on Vince's head
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It all started as Carlito wrestled Booker T in July: Then Carlito wrestled Judas Mesias in September: And now today, the rematch! |
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Actually, great wrestlers have held that title. Wrestlers like: Abdullah The Butcher, Carlos Colon (Carlito's dad), Dory Funk Jr, "Sadistic" Steve Strong, Greg Valentine, Dino Bravo, TNT (Savio Vega), Scott Hall, Scott Steiner and Shelton Benjamin. And numerous wrestlers have wrestled for it, guys like Randy Savage, Andre The Giant and Ric Flair (in the 80's).
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american reference for 'you guys' too
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I don't get it.
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so what if those guys were there?! ya gotta start somewhere! if it aint on my tv it can hit the bricks
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Who is "Sadistic" Steve Strong?
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Too much porn 'stache going on there. Can't take it.
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Jesus Christ is this fag hbkpunk ever bad.
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