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05-18-2004, 02:01 AM
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Taller than Adam Cole
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Glad to see that I started the LOTR jokes...
 Rey grabs for the sky wrench to escape the grasp of the chicken legged man.  Chavo's gravitational powers go haywire.  Worst. London Bridge. EVER!  Professor X: Oh really, perverted man in Secion 98, Row V, seat 69? I'll see what I can do...  Torrie: (to herself) now, am I supposed to be intense, scared, or happy? I know, I'll act scared!  Man in Section 98, Row V, Seat 69: YES! THANK YOU PROFESSOR X! Only one thing could make this better. Professor X: Ok, how about this...  Torrie: Hey, I won! But why do I want to sleep with the guy in Section 98, Row V, Seat 69? DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD?  The Undertaker's new KKK member gimmick caused outrage.  Taker: Umm, er... Hello Shaq...  Taker: Dear Booking God, accept this sacrifice so I can get a less offensive gimmick! Vince Russo: eh, ok. Taker: Why does that voice sound familiar?  Rico thanks god that it wasn't Ms. Jackie who had the Wardrobe Malfunction this time...  Brian Hebner is busy making shadow puppets as Haas does the dreaded Nipple bite escape...  Charlie celebrates his victory by doing his best Sabu impression.  Chavo tries out a Pompadour wig...  Chavo Classic: Dear Booking God, please accept this sacrifice so my son never has to job to a woman again? Vince Russo: I'm sorry, I can't guarantee that... Chavo Jr.: Why do I get this feeling I'll lose my title to Jim Ross next week?  While Cena takes another eye exam, Rene steals the 25 dollars sealed in his Roos...  Cena: Ok, Ref, now start hopping to the left and right over and over.  Stevie Richards pulls Rene to safety, solidifying his heel turn.  Taker: Thank you, Booker God. Vince Russo: Your Welcome! Paul: Is that who I think it is?  Richards will never be safe now that Booker has found the Invisible Gun...  Booker T: Why did you have to bite my nipple, man?  As soon as his foot got seared off, Booker learned to never piss off a depressed Cyclops, EVER!  Nick Patrick: You know Booker T, you should have White Lifts with White Boots, they don't stand out as much...  RVD had the munchies, and he wasn't happy that Taker at all the Powdered Donuts...  You'd look like that too if the WWE Logo was seared into your leg...  And Undertaker wins the Dark Side Paper-Rock-Scissors Match.  Ref: Damn, John, this is the first time I ever seen you do THIS move... JBL: I know, Vince told me to double my moveset for tonight or be sent back to midcard hell...  JBL: Human Field Goal post was a poor gimmick idea to say the least, but it was the most mobile JBL has EVER been...  JBL: You shore do got a purty mouth...  Stevie Richards: Ok JBL, time to pay your dues, Triple H-style!  JBL sets up Eddie to get put away in the Crucifixion match, and he's still trying to figure out who's booking this crap?  After shooting JR's hand, Eddie crawls away  Eddie: You mean this feud has to continue? GOD DAMN IT! Ref: Eddie, don't take your anger out on him, it's an act of the Booker God.  No... More... Ketchup!  Eddie: WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS? Vince Russo: You're a Mexican! next week's title defense will be a Pinata match! Eddie: (thinks for a second) Ok, I'll have Bart Gunn watch my back... Vince Russo: Foiled again! |
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