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[Supreme Olajuwon]

You know who bitches a ton about Raw?

Shadow.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Lara Emily too which is disappointing cause I thought she was smarter than that.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Mason Ryan makes Husky Harris look even fatter.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Cut a promo, roid boy.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Nice promo by Ryan.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Guys got great mic skills.

[Loose Cannon]

Mason Ryan just cut a better promo then half the roster

[Loose Cannon]

dunno, me thinks Wade Barrett > CM Punk in promo skills

[Loose Cannon]

OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Loose Cannon]

fuck yes

[Supreme Olajuwon]

LOL Zeke. That's why Kendrick and Regal were his mouthpieces.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Originally Posted by Loose Cannon dunno, me thinks Wade Barrett > CM Punk in promo skills

different styles

Barrett is deliberate, Punk is more about the narrative. Both phenomenal.

[Loose Cannon]

yea really. wtf was that.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

well Zeke is from Guyana, but I always assumed he sounded like Suge Knight

wrong

[TheAdamEvansFan]

Barrett vs Punk tonight! HOLY SHIT! Guest Referee = JOHN CENA!

[TheAdamEvansFan]

I definetly seeing Orton to come out and help the injured Edge fend off Miz with his dog Riley later tonight.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

can totally see Mark Henry's penis head

[CSL]

I just wanted to post in here strictly for self-gratifying reasons, not watching RAW and I'm about to log off the t'interwebs. Enjoy RAW IS WAR, I'm going to watch THE X FILES du du du dunner du dun dun dun dun *whistly bit*

[Loose Cannon]

loved Sheamus giving Del Rio the "lets pick up the pace a little" sign

[Supreme Olajuwon]

LOL Michael Cole

channeling Bobby Heenan

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Mark Henry tapping

DAMN

not too many guys have done that

[Supreme Olajuwon]

bet Shamrock did it during his feud with the Nation

can't think of many others though

[Supreme Olajuwon]

God Melina is garbage.

[Loose Cannon]

didn't know Natalya did Texas Tornado's punch move

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Divas were actually getting interesting before that screaming skank came back.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

woooooooo LayCool

[Loose Cannon]

Torrie's old theme music

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Jason Sudeikis is starring in a movie? Oh boy.

[TheAdamEvansFan]

Raw brought back memories of the old WCW Days.. Not with the old wrestlers (has beens now on TNA) but the angles.

The NexSES vs The Corre vs Cena was a clear resemblence of NWO vs WolfPac vs Goldberg in my eyes.

I just marked out all over my desk.

GOOD NIGHT.

[XL]

Mr Anderson v Kurt Angle was pretty good and hasn't been mentioned.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

[XCaliber]

This group needs some tshirts pronto and why did they change their minitron already so it's written diagonally wtf?

[thecc]

reading about some of czw's follies. good stuff

http://www.czwfans.com/wiki/index.php/CZW_Follies

January 12, 2002 - Answering the Challenge Bruno Sammartino was advertised to appear as a special guest at ringside and periodic in ring updates were made, unfortunately the final update announced that he had gotten lost on his way to the arena. To this day Bruno never managed to find his way to the arena.

September 14, 2002 - Ultraviolent Freedom of Expression CM Punk lost a dreadful match that failed to meet all expectations to the CZW Heavyweight Champion, Justice Pain. Unfortunately, this would be the top of the mountain for CM Punk as the rest of his career would pale in comparison to this lone CZW appearance. Today his whereabouts are unknown.

Sept. 13, 2003 - Redefined In September of 2003 (in what was ultimately a counter-productive attempt to increase attendance at live events), the John Zandig/Messiah Heavyweight Title Match was billed as a LIVE-ONLY MAIN EVENT that "you HAVE to be there to see" since (for the first time in pro wrestling history) a CZW Main Event would NOT be taped for any type of home video release. They then slapped those same ticket-buying fans directly in the face by not even having an actual match, instead running what would lead to be an incredibly controversial angle that saw Zandig attacked/suspended high above the ring via metal hooks legitimately hooked through the skin of his back (no work, for real). This was not only awkward and weird to see in person, but also pour salt directly into the wounds of those that bought a ticket specifically to see this fucking massively hyped match (that was pretty much the Necro/Joe of the time). Dick-slapping those same fans in the face even further, the footage was then (of course) included on the DVD contrary to what the company had promoted. Many leading CZW history pundits point to this as a pivoting points in terms of overall fan sentiment and trust in the company.

March 6, 2004 - Overdrive Zandig suffers concussion at the hands of Messiah after smashing his head on the ground when Messiah missed the table during a Sunset Flip-bomb from the apron to the outside. Teddy Hart (who had wrestled a spotfest with Petey Williams and Jack Evans earlier in the night) confronted Zandig post-match and proceeded to get the shit kicked out of him by a very loopy Zandig - the worst being giant gashes in the back of his head from a very awkward powerbomb through a board of nail strips. Zandig was later yelled at by Teddy Hart's mother for slamming him onto a board of carpet strips.

October 14, 2006 - Last Team Standing In a match against Drew Gulak and Andy Sumner, Nick Gage came to the ring with dinner he purchased from Burger King and happily ate his meal on the apron as the match was going on. One of his burgers was knocked into the crowd by Justice Pain during the match, infuriating a hungry Gage. The H8 Club was scheduled to face off against the Kings of Wrestling in the Tag Team tournment finals, but Pain announced that Nick Gage had left the building. His replacement was Human Tornado, who had already lost a match in the tournament and had no prior history with Pain. Once Pain realized this, he walked out halfway through the match.

August 10, 2008 - Violence in Vineland CZW fans... for those wondering... Rain or Shine... today's show... "VIOLENCE IN VINELAND" will go on as scheduled. Show was canceled due to rain.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

LOL CZW is so full of shit.

[Lara Emily]

LMAO awesome stuff. What a joke

[Lara Emily]

Dude the first one was the best one

February 5th, 2000 - A Night of Main Events The local fire marshall notified CZW that the building was not up to code to run shows, forcing CZW to switch venues. When spectators arrived to the building there was a stack of fliers that gave directions to Champs Arena and a show which started 3 hours late

[Lock Jaw]

Looks like another thread was needlessly merged into this one. This wouldn't happen under an Anonymous Moderation.

[Lara Emily]

Or this one

An advertised " Fans supply the weapons battle royale " was set to take place, with the participants including such grappling greats as NATASHA, Jessie Drive, and The Rockin' Rebel. The fans in attendance went above and beyond and supplied some very creative, and SICK, weapons for this match up. No weapons were used in this contest

[Lara Emily]

OMG these are amazing

September 9, 2000 - Cage of Death 2 Much like every other CZW show of its time, this show started late. Since CZW carefully planned this, the show was outdoors in the afternoon. By the time the main event COD match started, the sun had gone down. Fans were asked, with all the politeness we have come to expect from CZW, to pull their cars up to the ring area and use their headlights to illuminate the show. Proving that even a blind squirrel will eventually find a nut, CZW's explosives actually worked! While running around the ring and carrying a bundle of light tubes EdOMac tripped over a pile of brown chairs he couldn't see in the dark. The end result was a missed spot and a severely cut hand. Ed recieved medical attention consisting of a band-aid and a cold hot dog "for the swelling". Someone forgot the disk containing all the entrance themes so most themes that day were made up of what ever CD's Chad Shaft had in his '87 Lincoln Towncar, which would later help light the show. Pastor Jim and Johnny Kashmere got into a pre-show fight over Jon Dahmer being forced to job.

December 15, 2001 - Cage of Death 3 Doors are still closed HOURS after bell time, leaving a thousand plus fans outside in the freezing cold. People are angry and the gate is nearly broken down. No one comes outside to try to calm down the crowd. Upon doors finally opening, tickets are a mess. Everything is GA whether you paid 40 dollars or just walked in. Veteran message board posters such as BarrMark and Sweet Nicky are in possession of pre-purchased tickets, but turned away since building is over-capacity (resourcefully bribing Atlas Security with $50 and able attend the show nonetheless). CZW is short on chairs and hours late. The Dub proceeds to put on 11 matches with 34 workers, refusing to cut the unnecessary parts of the show and causing all the fans to be there until 2 a.m. The show ends with a suicide attempt by the Sandman. Much to the chagrin of CZW Chairman John Zandig, he was unsuccessful in his attempts to fall 35 feet off the cage to his death. After the show John Zandig, angered at a highly intoxicated Sandman, gets into a verbal argument with Tod Gordon who, in the weeks leading up to the show, assured Zandig that Sandman would be straight. He was not. Justice Pain, upset by the Sandman ruining his big moment, nearly destroys the CZW Heavyweight Title after throwing it across the locker room. Sandman's wife falls into the hole in the ring that Sandman "cut" into the ring and climbed out of.

Russo?

Prematch storyline included Z-Barr double crossing Lobo. 45 seconds later Z-Barr double crossed John Zandig. 60 seconds later John Zandig, who suspected Z-Barr would double cross him, revealed that Adam Flash was the one who double crossed Lobo into signing a contract. After the crowd let out the second collective "WTF?" of the night, the match started.

These read like ultra violent fucked up WCW

May 10, 2003 - Then and Now The event was promoted as the 10th year anniversary of wrestling in the CZW Arena. Zandig stated that he had invited Tod Gordon and Paul Heyman to appear, noting that Gordon didn't want to show so "he didn't care" and that Heyman didn't return his calls so "he doesn't give a fuck about this place anymore." Zandig also said that he called Tommy Dreamer to make an appearance, Dreamer was unable to due to WWE commitments, but was honored he was asked. CZW did not invite anyone to attend the show until the last week prior. For the Fans Bring The Weapons main event between Messiah and Nate Hatred, three diehard CZW fans made weapons for a show for the first time. Only one gets brought out to the ring - a wooden cross with nails in it and "Messiah" written on it. Early in the match, with the cross propped in a corner, Messiah looks at the cross in disbelief as the three fans who made it stand on their chairs, popping that their weapon may actually be used. Messiah picks it up and promptly throws it out of the ring, never to be seen again.

[thecc]

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