Dancin' Dave is on Twitter- Hide yo kids, hide yo wife!

Originally Posted by VSG His mom's a lesbian apparently, explains that last tweet up there.

Apparently?

She is a lesbian. Although i imagine her pussy is stretched all kinds of fuck after pushing dancing dave outta there. 'apparently' he weighed 225lbs as a baby and powerbombed the mid wife on his arrival. We salute you Dave, altho PG aint all bad, look at Home Alone and Father Of The Bride