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Old 07-28-2011, 01:06 AM   #1
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Michael Tarver: Cena Intentionally Broke My Arm
From his Twitter (@TyroneEvansB20):

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“Family, I'm a bad man. The Lord is my banner. So, stop me if you heard this one for starters, I went from sleeping in a car to being on 2 WrestleManias. Fun fact there. So this guy has a dream job but in advance, he meets his dream girl. As soon as he's on his dream job, he was to be away from his kids, so he makes it work while spending 3 years trying to get his daughter to Tampa to live with him, away from her addict mother.

“Now during this dream job, he fights, trains, shows crazy potential on the mic, regarded as one the best ever in development so he moves on to NXT and Raw where he is buried on TV and treated like trash backstage to the point where a certain top Superstar takes notice of this guy building steam with his promos backstage and begins to feel threatend. So one night on a PPV, the champ purposely fractures this persons arm with a chair and after the match backstage, laughs in his face about it and walks off. You know who I'm talking about, you just cant see him. Anyway, he takes out threats to his throne backstage, to the point where they even get released from their dream job and ironicaly, this guys dream wife leaves him, threatening to take everything from him. A month later on the same day his daughter was to move in with them. Now his daughter is hysterical beyond help and has to be sent back home after three years of fighting and one week here.

“Hmmmmm makes you wonder is it worth it, because in your opinion WHO DO YOU KNOW WHO IS BAD ENOUGH TO SCARE A BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY? So who is all the things I've just mentioned? ME........I'M THAT BAD MAN...........The Lord is my banner!”
Thoughts? Do you buy the story? Typical bitterness after release?

UPDATE - His response to critics (copied from page 2):

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The Lord is my banner! im going to clear the air in case you were under a rock or making love to yourself to redtube and missed the entire convo I had with fans yesterday.

I never said john cena "broke my arm on purpose" I did say he carelessly swung a chair at my head and I had to put my arm up and it fractured my arm and he knew I was hurt backstage because when I went to shake his hand he laughed and walked past me and then stopped and said "hows the arm" and laughed and walked away.

That's what actually happened as far as spelling no excuses.

Im dumb SIKE please im typing from a tablet and the words guessing function is a headache but useful when I do forget how to spell words like MARK or NERD LOL or even ADULT john cena fan who sits next to the 9 year old girls at tv tapings and screams louder.

But to be real and fair NO ONE draws like john cena, NO ONE. And I know from first hand experience and from that experience I learned a lot from john cena. But I don't care if you believe me or not I FEAR NO MAN OR HIS OPINIONS but I do appreciate your comments and opinions and feel free.
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BTW DEAR ENEMIES AND HATERS, IF YOU ONLY KNEW WHAT I'M ABOUT TO BECOME AFTER THIS STORM YOU WOULDNT HAVE TESTED ME .......THE LORD IS MY BANNER
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His side of the story about John Cena purposely injuring him with a chair:

“That night, David Otunga and I knew that we were taking chair shots and we knew when we were taking them, something of that magnitude can be dangerous and we were prepared for it. I had my reservations about it because on an independent show in 2005, a guy I was working with hurt me pretty bad with a chair, hitting me in the back of the head and necking leading to me being temporally unconscious and paralyzed for 45 minutes so I had reservations about taking chair shots. (During the segment), I look over and see David Otunga taking his shot and it sounded like it was a lot harder than it show have been so as I prepared for mine, I felt it and it felt like he was trying to swing for a home run so I dropped out and I wasn’t selling it because I was legit hurt. As I’m laying there, I see David Otunga taking multiple chair shots, more than the one that we were told we were taking so when I saw that I decided to get out of there because I was thinking about what happened in 2005 and when I get up, I see part of a chair swinging towards me and I put my left arm up to protect myself.

“Now before I continue, when you are in a situation like that in pro wrestling/sports entertainment and you know there is something that dangerous planned, there is no reason for you to have to protect yourself in that way from being legitimate hurt. There is a reason to protect yourself in a match to get that part over but to protect yourself like if you were getting shot at is something different. I’m not trying to say Cena was trying to maliciously hurt me, I’m just saying he wasn’t being very careful. So when he swung the chair, and I put my arm up to project myself, the point of the chair caught my left arm and immediately felt bones crack and knew something was seriously wrong so I ran because I wasn’t going to take another shot as I knew I couldn’t protect myself.

“I get backstage and its customary being a rookie, being as it is entertainment and we work together, for you to shake hands and thank the person, especially someone like John Cena, to shake his hand and thank him for that experience because he didn’t have to work with me or any of us for that matter. I’m in the back and I’m kicking all the trash cans and I’m angry and I’m trying not to yell because I didn’t want to lose my job. As he came back, I put my hand out and said “Thank You” and he just looked at me and walked past and of course I was even more angry. He made it about five more steps, looked over his shoulder, laughed and said “How’s the arm?” and I said “It’s fine” and he laughed again and walked off.”
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Old 07-28-2011, 01:12 AM   #2
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I can't understand a damn thing he wrote.
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It seems like he was on drugs or something when he wrote all that. I'm sure we'll be hearing about how his Twitter was hacked or something once he sobers up/comes down.
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Old 07-28-2011, 01:14 AM   #4
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What PPV was this? TLC?
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And the fact that he thinks Cena felt threatened by the fifth most talented guy in Nexus is laughable.
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Old 07-28-2011, 01:16 AM   #6
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Old 07-28-2011, 01:17 AM   #7
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LOL Cena felt threatened by Tarver's "steam"...

...shut up.
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Old 07-28-2011, 01:40 AM   #8
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Tarver's only mad WWE buried him and is lashing out b/c he wasn't successful. Him even claiming Cena was threatened by his promos is laughable. I never saw anything special in him, so as far as I'm concerned Cena did us a favor. I highly doubt Cena would intentionally break his arm to save his career. Cena sure didn't have to worry about his spot over a no talented guy like Tarver...
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Old 07-28-2011, 01:42 AM   #9
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LOL, if Cena felt "threatened" by Tarver and broke his arm, I can only wonder what he'll do to Punk...
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Old 07-28-2011, 01:43 AM   #10
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so was he released or something?
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Old 07-28-2011, 01:50 AM   #11
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Maybe if Tarver could write a something that could be understood I would care. I don't miss him and hope that he never returns to TV.
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Old 07-28-2011, 01:51 AM   #12
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LOL, if Cena felt "threatened" by Tarver and broke his arm, I can only wonder what he'll do to Punk...
Cause Cena clearly breaks everyone's arm who tries to take his spot. Plz, more like Tarver being green caused the injury. He's delusional if he thinks there was a conspiracy to keep him out of the main event.
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Old 07-28-2011, 01:51 AM   #13
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I heard that when John Cena visits all those make a wish kids he ends the night by breaking their arms. What a prick!
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I heard that when John Cena visits all those make a wish kids he ends the night by breaking their arms. What a prick!
It sends a message........Don't fuck with me
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YAHWE NISSI. nope it doesn't spell any superstar's name backwards. Who broke his arm?
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Cena prolly gonna be Assassinated soon.
Punk prolly gonna be Assassinated soon.

...I mean, if Cena broke Tarver's arm after feeling "threatened", he'll probably shoot Punk.
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YAHWE NISSI. Dnt understand th majrty is sayn,,,,
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My attempt to put it in English.

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“Family, I'm a bad man. YAHWEH NISSI. So, stop me if you heard this one for starters, I went from sleeping in a car to being on 2 WrestleManias. Fun fact there. So this guy has a dream job but in advance, he meets his dream girl. As soon as he's on his dream job, he was to be away from his kids, so he makes it work while spending 3 years trying to get his daughter to Tampa to live with him, away from her addict mother.

“Now during this dream job, he fights, trains, shows crazy potential on the mic, regarded as one the best ever in development so he moves on to NXT and Raw where he is buried on TV and treated like trash backstage to the point where a certain top Superstar takes notice of this guy building steam with his promos backstage and begins to feel threatend. So one night on a PPV, the champ purposely fractures this persons arm with a chair and after the match backstage, laughs in his face about it and walks off. You know who I'm talking about, you just cant see him. Anyway, he takes out threats to his throne backstage, to the point where they even get released from their dream job and ironicaly, this guys dream wife leaves him, threatening to take everything from him. A month later on the same day his daughter was to move in with them. Now his daughter is hysterical beyond help and has to be sent back home after three years of fighting and one week here.

“Hmmmmm makes you wonder is it worth it, because in your opinion WHO DO YOU KNOW WHO IS BAD ENOUGH TO SCARE A BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY? So who is all the things I've just mentioned? ME........I'M THAT BAD MAN...........YAHWEH NISSI”
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Looks like he typed it all up when he was drunk/high.

Sounds like his girlfriend left him and is now threatening to take all his stuff and he's not able to have his daughter live with him because of it.

So he probably got drunk/high one night, typed that up and is blaming John Cena for all his problems.
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He's trying to create internet controversy to get hired back and get thrown into an "art imitating life" storyline with John Cena. Worked for Matt Hardy with Edge and Lita. Rock and Cena had an internet feud that has now become one of the most hyped matches of all time. Punk started speaking his mind and being controversial and got a new contract and the biggest push of his life.

Unfortunately, Michael Tarver is no Rock, no Cena and no CM Punk. He is also no Matt Hardy. It's hilarious to think that he thinks it might work though.
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It's like this Mr. Show sketch. Bob Odenkirk is Vince McMahon. David Cross is Michael Tarver. The other three guys are three random wrestlers that Vince actually gives a shit about.
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Michael Tarver makes the Rock look like Harvey Whippleman
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I had to stop reading that.

It reads like a handicap person or an 8 year old wrote it.
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If Tarver is looking into other career options, writing should not be one of them.
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Tarver went about this all wrong.

If he felt Cena intentionally broke his arm, he should have thrown a tempertantrum in the ring and called him "STUPID!" Had he done that, he'd still have a job today.
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Cena was scared of Tarver, but is fine with Punk. It's because Cena wants to be the blackest main eventer there is.
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Cena was scared of Tarver, but is fine with Punk. It's because Cena wants to be the blackest main eventer there is.
So what'd he do to Truth?
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Thought he just bashed his keyboard and that came out.
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Well I tried that and it didn't come up so I did some research.
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So what'd he do to Truth?
Saddled him with a crazy gimmick that never gets over in the main event.
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