Where is this going, and did they know? (Spoilers)

**Theo Dious** · 10-04-2011, 10:20 PM

I'd also love to know what "unsafe working conditions" exist that are unique to HHH's authority. Has anyone been hit by a car? Thrown off a bridge? Bound to a cult symbol and "sacrificed?" Kidnapped and attempted to be forcibly married to a cult leader? Been set on fire? Had their testicles electrocuted? Thrown into a flaming dumpster? Had their head kicked in against a cinder block? Been strangled with a necktie? Been dragged around the arena behind a motorcycle? Been chased around the backstage area with a sledgehammer? Been placed in a flaming casket and set on fire? Had their parents' graves desecrated? Been the intended victim of a living embalming? Had a paranoid rattlesnake play guitar and sing at them? Been knocked 50 feet off of the stage scaffolding? Been thrown off or through the ceiling of Hell in a Cell? Been buried alive? Has anyone even had to kiss a bare ass lately? Things seem historically pretty tame lately. Fuck, Carlito's petition to get Teddy Long thrown off of Smackdown a few years back had more of a foundation than the "unsafe working environment" argument.

10-04-2011, 10:20 PM	#21
Theo Dious EATER OF HOT POCKETS Posts: 14,340	I'd also love to know what "unsafe working conditions" exist that are unique to HHH's authority. Has anyone been hit by a car? Thrown off a bridge? Bound to a cult symbol and "sacrificed?" Kidnapped and attempted to be forcibly married to a cult leader? Been set on fire? Had their testicles electrocuted? Thrown into a flaming dumpster? Had their head kicked in against a cinder block? Been strangled with a necktie? Been dragged around the arena behind a motorcycle? Been chased around the backstage area with a sledgehammer? Been placed in a flaming casket and set on fire? Had their parents' graves desecrated? Been the intended victim of a living embalming? Had a paranoid rattlesnake play guitar and sing at them? Been knocked 50 feet off of the stage scaffolding? Been thrown off or through the ceiling of Hell in a Cell? Been buried alive? Has anyone even had to kiss a bare ass lately? Things seem historically pretty tame lately. Fuck, Carlito's petition to get Teddy Long thrown off of Smackdown a few years back had more of a foundation than the "unsafe working environment" argument.