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Old 11-02-2011, 09:26 AM   #1
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Alternate Universe Booking

If you know of the multiverse theory then you are now aware that somewhere in the universe there exists an Earth where on which Lex Luger is a bigger name in wrestling and pop culture than Hulk Hogan. This is his rise to fame, fortune and legendary status.


WCW, It is the mid 1990's. Much is the similar to how we know it in our universe. Lex Luger has steadily been drawing more than Hulk Hogan. Eric Bischoff approaches Luger with an idea 'he had been working on'. The idea is to create a new heel stable and let them run rampant. Luger declines for various reasons. WWF has taken notice in Luger again as his stock is rising with the fans and ratings. Luger is offered a contract with WWF and takes it.

Luger debuts in WWF and rips apart the mid card scene, he quickly wins the IC belt. Soon afterwards he forfeits the belt because, 'there is no more competition.'.

Fans love it but he starts to lose some steam as there is no current spot for him at the top. Luger begins to receive strange golden envelopes and boxes which contain riddles. When solved the riddles reveal some sort of deep insult laced with strange and dark admiration. Jim Ross dubs these 'a perplexing gift'.

It is RAW is WAR and we are backstage, camera on Lugers locker room. The door is open, the room is bright and empty. Goldust approaches and enters the room, flips the lights off and closes the door.

Later in the night a match is interrupted due to a 'compelling disturbance in the back'. We cut to see Lex trying to get into his locker room but the door is locked. He shakes the door and pounds on it but this is getting him nowhere. Suddenly the door becomes ajar. Lex pushes it open with one hand and enters the darkness. Out of nowhere Goldust attacks him, pulls him into the darkness and shuts the door. It sounds like someone is being thrown around. A lot of ruckus is made. Lex shouts and screams.

Next week on RAW is WAR, Lex cuts a legendary promo which contains... 'I now know why some people are scared of the dark but don't expect me to sit here and whine about it. Goldust, your some freak of nature but Lugerama doesnt discriminate pain or torture. I don't need to cower in a dark room to do what I am about to do to you, Goldust. I'm going to slam you. I'm going to stretch your body apart. I'm going to torture you and when it's all said and done Goldust, you will be laying in the ring in Lextacy.

The promo sets a blaze a great feud that catapults Lex Luger to megastardome. The phrase 'Lugerama' becomes more well known than Hulkamania and 'Lextacy' becomes a WWF stable trademark.

Sup? Book this or other alternate universe stuff.


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Old 11-02-2011, 10:52 AM   #2
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Old 11-02-2011, 10:54 AM   #3
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It's the 90's again, and Hart has been humping and picking his nose with the American flag. Michaels is asked to job in San Antonio but refuses, saying that he won't do it in his home town for a guy that wouldn't do the same for him. (I guess Bret won the Iron Man match too.)

Bret Hart has to retire due to a back injury. Michaels' life begins to fall apart, and he suffers a stroke. But Hart, against all odds, turns his life around and makes a huge comeback, and somehow becomes even better. Has arguably the greatest match of all time with Kane at Wrestlemania 25.
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Old 11-02-2011, 12:48 PM   #5
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"The first thing I want to be done is to get this piece of crap out of my ring because I proved without a shadow of a doubt; son, you don't have what it takes anymore. You sit there and you guzzle your beer, and say your hell yeahs, but it didn't get you anywhere. Talk about your drinks, talk about your Steveweiser. John 3:16 says I just whipped your ass."
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Old 11-02-2011, 12:58 PM   #7
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Where... Is "billionaire" Vince? Where... Is the "HIT MAN?" That punk? Can't even get? In the building. Me? I go... Wherever I want? Whenever I want."
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Old 11-02-2011, 01:18 PM   #8
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Old 11-02-2011, 01:36 PM   #9
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WWE has come to terms on the release of WWE Superstar Paul Michael Levesque (HHH) as of Wednesday, Nov. 2, 2011. We wish Paul the best in all future endeavors.

Owen Hart becomes a 12th time World Heavyweight Champion, at this past Tuesdays Smackdown tapings defeating John Cena in a record breaking 6 seconds with a rollup.
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Eric Bischoff opens nitro with a big black sack :

I said I would do it and I did! we took the 600 pound gorrilla known as the WWF , we brought it to its knees. World Championship Wrestling now owns the World Wrestling Federation. All their champions (haha) have been stripped.

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Old 11-02-2011, 02:26 PM   #11
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The fastest match ever was The Rock beating the Bossman in four seconds at SS '98. Obviously, it was a swerve (and good one at that), but nonetheless, 6 seconds isn't going to cut it.



But then again, this is an alternate universe we're talking about.

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Starrcade, the biggest wrestling event of the year, is to be headlined with hollywood superstar Goldberg vs the unstoppable superman himself, Daniel Bryan, a match being built up a year in advance thanks to the genius booking of the brilliant booker Vince Russo.

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The fastest match ever was The Rock beating the Bossman in four seconds at SS '98. Obviously, it was a swerve (and good one at that), but nonetheless, 6 seconds isn't going to cut it.



But then again, this is an alternate universe we're talking about.

Yes, it's the alternate universe we're talking about. Thanks for the history lesson though.
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Old 11-02-2011, 06:57 PM   #14
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And we're here talking to NWA Hall of Famer Magnum TA. Magnum, what's your thoughts on "Stunning" Steve Austin calling you out last week?
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Someone...we don't know who has been stalking DDP's wife Kimberly. These creepy video tapes keep popping up with gongs and static on the tape and the message "She will be mine..in hell!". After a less then interesting feud Undertaker is fired much like many other WWF cast offs are after the Monday Night war is over.

Hogan comes out and says " I hold the fate of WWF..IN MY HANDS! Just as Hulk decides to make an announcement regarding the fate of WWF.Nick Hogan shows up on Monday Night Raw and says he is the proud new owner of the WWF. He later reveals his buisness partners Jim Cornette and sister Brooke are the new owners of the last casuality of the Monday night wars, XPW.

Shamrock got Mcmahon!!! Shamrock got Mcmahon!!!

The countdown clock starts 10..,...9,...8,...7,...6,...5,...4........2.........0!!! RVD IS HERE TO SAVE THE WWF...
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The IWC and various wrestlers alike all wonder how someone as talentless as Paul Heyman keeps getting jobs as a booker. The concensus is that he should stick to accounting, as he's excellent with money, but his wrestling ideas are universally reguarded as, quote, "the shits".

Meanwhile, Vince Russo claims he's pursuing other interests and would only return to wrestling "if the correct opportunity presents itself". The IWC collectively creams itself at the prospect of him returning to WWE.
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um.. Ric Flair wrestles again...wait..no..okay how bout Bret Hart coming back to WWE...uh..no...oh I know how bout Vince Russo having a job in the wrestling industry after ...wait... I got it - Stephanie loses her virginity to HHH
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Wait. That's not booking.
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Members of the Corporate Ministry are gathered in the ring. A figure dressed in a cloak makes his way to the ring. This figure is the "Greater Power"*

The figure reveals themselves to be...





Doink The Clown/Brooklyn Brawler/Barry Horowitz (or anybody else you might find humerous).
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Where... Is "billionaire" Vince? Where... Is the "HIT MAN?" That punk? Can't even get? In the building. Me? I go... Wherever I want? Whenever I want."
You can close the thread!!!! This is awesome!!! I would definitely have liked to see this, but at the same time, Sting's return to take on the nWo is a favorite storyline of mine. That would be interesting to watch though who would the other two be? Did Nash and Hall stay in WWE in this alternate universe? or is Hart/Michaels going to be one of the main guys or both haha? I just find your alternate universe to be really interesting.
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Hulk Hogan died after suffering a heart attack and lost control of his car, crashing into a tree.

Meanwhile, Randy Savage is teasing a in-ring return in ROH.
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It's 1992, who is going to face the champion Ric Flair at Wrestlemania? Sid, Hogan, Piper, Savage or The Undertaker?

A Press conference is held and just as WWF President Jack Tunney is about to announce the Number One Contender, Sid steps up to take the microphone but not before Tunney says "ROWDY RODDY PIPER!" Hogan pulls Sid down and the two have a stare down as Piper is set to go one on one with Ric Flair at Wrestlemania VIII, as well as Sid/Hogan as the main event.

I'd have Flair attack Piper at the press conference and throw him off the stage injuring his knee. The next week it is reported piper will be out of action for 5 weeks (just before Wrestlemania 8) and Since Piper is the Intercontinental Champion and cannot defend his title in the 30 days period, the title is vacated and a tournament held to crown the new Intercontinental Champion at Wrestlemania.



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WWF Title Match: Ric Flair (c) vs Rowdy Roddy Piper
Sid vs Hogan
WWF Intercontinental Title Tournament Final: Bret Hart vs Macho Man Randy Savage
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November 17th, 2002

It's down to HBK and Triple H in the Elimination Chamber...

JR: Here we go folks! This is personal....This is what the WWE is all about!

They lock up, Hunter drags Shawn to the ring corner, HBK draws a fist....pokes Triple H in the chest, and he falls to the ground...

1...2...3!

HBK wins, HHH jumps up and hugs him, and they celebrate as Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, and Sean Waltman come out from the back, revealing this had all been a setup for the reunion of the Kliq!
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Alternate Universe - WWF Summer 1996

The Important Parts

- Everything normal happens until Spring of 1996, Kevin Nash and Scott Hall sign lucrative contracts with WCW and leave WWF.

- Slamboree 96, the main event is Sting vs The Giant (c) for the WCW World Heavyweight Title, in the match The Giant chokeslam's Sting 3 times in a row for the the victory.

- Post Slamboree 96, rumors of a blow out with Sting and upper management at WCW Slamboree, some say it was over pay.

- Kevin Nash and Scott Hall have begun their invasion of WCW and called out Bischoff and "Dubya Sea Dubya" to show up with some guys at The Great American Bash, all goes as did in our Universe except one thing, the absence of Sting.

- July 1996, WWF has set the main event for their July PPV "International Incident" HBK, Ahmed Johnson, & The Ultimate Warrior vs Vader, Owen & The Bulldog. However the Ultimate Warrior was fired for breech of contract and would need to be replaced.

.......... thus the story begins.........

Monday Night Raw, one week away from the next In Your House PPV and Shawn Michaels and Ahmed Johnson do not have a tag team partner to face Vader, Owen and The Bulldog.

Vince McMahon and Jim Ross start Raw with a shot of both of them sitting at their table ringside, no music no pyro.

Vince: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to Monday Night Raw, and we welcome you to a night that wrestling fans all over the world will be sure to remember. As many of you know Shaen Michaels and Ahmed Johnson are lacking a tag team partner for their big six man tag matchup this Sunday at In Your House. Well ladies and gentlemen, WWF President Gorilla Monsoon has found a more than suitable replacement.

Jim Ross: Ladies and Gentlemen in just a moment I will have the privilege to introduce to the World Wrestling Federation, perhaps the single greatest athlete to never step foot inside a WWF rin----

THEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN




Sid has walked into the ringside area and goes to Vince and say "Give me a mic!"

Vince McMahon is asking "What are you doing here, what do you want"?"

Sid takes the mic and goes into the ring.

"SHAWN MICHAELS.... SHAWN MICHAELS .... I'D THINK YOU'D BETTER COME OUT HERE, I THINK YOU'D BETTER COME OUT HERE SHAWN, AND I AIN'T GOIN NOWHERE TIL YOU DO"

Vince on Commentary: What is he doing here... we'll be right back.

Cut to commercial, come back ...

Gorilla Monsoon is in the ring on the apron explaining something to Sid where we can't really make out other than "It's not you"

Sid: I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY OLD MAN! I DIDN'T COME HERE TO TALK TO YOU, NOW SHAWN MICHAE-

Shawn comes out with a mic

Shawn: Whoa whoa whoa ... BIG MAN, you think you can powerbomb me five times and nearly break my back, go away for a year then come back and expect a title shot?

Sid: Shawn, Shawn that's not why I'm here. YOU SEE A FEW MONTHS AGO I SAW SOMETING ON THE OTHER CHANNEL THAT MADE ME SICK, I SAW TWO GUYS WHO YOU, AND I MADE FAMOUS, TAKE THEIR BALL AND GO HOME. AND I THOUGHT ABOUT YOU SHAWN AND HOW YOU HAVE TAKEN THIS INDUSTRY AND TAKEN THIS BUISNESS TO A PLACE IT'S NEVER BEEN BEFORE. AND AS A WAY TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU FOR WHATS HAPPENED IN THE PAST, I WANT TO TO BE THE THIRD MAN WITH YOU AND AHMED JOHNSON AT INTERNATIONAL INCEDENT ON SUNDAY AT IN YOUR HOUSE ON SUNDAY!

Shawn: Well.. .. Sid , I really appreciate what you said, but it's not my decision.

Gorilla: Like I told you Sid, we've already picked somebody for the spot.

Sid: YOU'VE ALREADY PICKED SOMEBODY?!?!?

Gorilla: Sid, yes, I told you we've already picked somebody.

Sid: WELL THEN TELL ME MR PRESIDENT WHO YOU PICKED

Gorilla: Well, we didn't want to do it this way... the man who will replace the Ultimate Warrior and team up with Shawn Michaels and Ahmed Johnson is .... STING!!!!



The fans go fucking crazy as goddamn Sting from WCW shoots the the entrance and goes down the aisle. Sting circles the ring being awesome and "WHOO"ing all over the place. Jim Ross has a seizure and nearly dies. The sound he makes when Sting debuts is so powerful vet's were actually called to the scene to tend to a reported "group of dying zoo animals".

Sting into the ring and shakes hands with Gorilla Monsoon and Shawn Michaels and then locks eyes with Sid.

Sid keeping faithful to his new found ways has a painful look of disapointment and mystery on his face




Sid then gives Sting "the nod" and leaves the ring and the arena as we go to commercial.

When the show comes back on Sting has his first WWF interview with Jim Ross in the ring.

..............
..........
.....

At the PPV Jim Cornette whacks HBK in the back with a loaded tennis racket and then Vader delivers a powerbomb on the floor. Sting though, is able to defeat Vader with the Scorpion Death lock.

After the match Ahmed helds HBK to the back immediately and Sting toss's Owen and Bulldog over the top and celebrates with the fans. As he is celebrating out of the audience Mankind without a mask attacks Sting, sending him from the apron to the floor, then he hits his diving elbow to the outside. Then he attacks Sting with a chair as the PPV closes.

The next night on Raw it is announced Sting is injured at the hands of Mankind, and will be out of action for several weeks. There will be an interview with Jim Ross and Mankind later in the program. Vader vs HBK has been announced as the main event of Summerslam.

Backstage Jim Ross finds Manki out back near the garbage digging through bags...

JR: Excuse me Mankind, I'd like to get a word with you....

Mankind: I've gotta find it... I've gotta find ... I've gotta... gotta find it.

JR: Gotta find what, Mankind what are you talking about?

Mankind snaps.
Mankind: DON'T CALL ME THAT... DON'T CALL ME THAT AGAIN JIM ROSS YOUR ILL MAKE YOU PAY..... I've gotta find my face... I know I left it in here.... somewhere...

..............
.......
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Sting is announced for Summerslam in a one on one revenge match with Mankind. Neither is seen before the PPV. It's even unknown if Mankind will show, as he hasn't been seen by anyone or reported to any WWF shows.

.......
.....
...

SUMMERSLAM 96

Main Card:

HBK/Vader
Sting/Mankind
Goldust/Undertaker

Sting enters first and seems in great shape and ready to go. Mankind however does not enter when his music plays. They play the song twice but he never shows up... In the ring Sting is asking Jr. and King what is happening when from through the ring Cactus Jack rips his way through the mat and attacks Sting. The match is never started and a wild brawl takes place for nearly 10 minutes through the ringside area and all over the arena. The brawl ends in the aisle where from the entrance Sid explodes and beats Sting to the ground. He and Cactus take Sting into the ring and continue the beat down followed by a choke slam and a powerbomb by Sid.

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ROAD TO SURVIVOR SERIES AT MSG

On Raw throughout the weeks we learn of a formed alliance between Cactus Jack, Sid, Vader, and Jim Cornette (who his quietly parted with Owen/Bulldog). The purpose to end the reign of Sting in WWF before it began. Being heated enemies early in their career made them realize that Sting in any company for them is bad for themselves and the company and they will do everyone in the sport a favor and end Sting's career before it begins.

Shawn is the Champ and Sting is already the franchise, The Undertaker is coming off his feud with Goldust and aligned himself as someone Sting can count on.

Survivor Series is set, the main event at MSG in November '96

The WWF Champion Shawn Michaels, Sting, and The Undertaker and a mystery partner vs Sid, Cactus Jack, Vader and a mystery partner.

Survivor Series also set the WWF return of Bret Hart vs Steve Austin as well as the WWF Debut of The Rock.

..............................................................................................

So... who teams up with each alliance at Survivor Series? Can you imagine inevitable Sharpshooter/Scorpion Death Lock clash that would happen? Would Shawn get jealous of Sting pulling WWF out of the gutter with HBK himself as the Champion of the company?

You decide.
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Even in an alternate universe Sting wouldn't rassle for the federation. So the answer is no.
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Survivor Series 96

HBK, Sting, Undertaker, and Yokozuna vs Vader, Sid, Cactus Jack, and Terry Funk

The match is glorious, first eliminated is Taker and Cactus who are counted out after breaking a table, then Yokozuna falls to Vader who is then forced to submit by Sting who is beaten by Cactus Jack after being triple teamed when Shawn Michaels is too bloody and beaten to save him. The referee is forced to stop the match due to the large amount of blood loss from Shawn Michaels. The heels take it in MSG.

Yoko's last match in WWF is at Survivor Series.

The next night Bret Hart puts himself into contendership when he challenges HBK and criticizes HBK as a wrestle who won't defend his title if he doesn't have too. Sid however has a problem with Bret as he see's himself as the number one contender due to beating Bret last night. This leads to a one on one at the Dec. IYH ppv where it ends in draw...

HBK is slated to team with Sting vs Cactus and Funk in the main event street fight but is injured backstage on Raw. Years later we find out Shawn thought he was a much much bigger star than Sting and didn't want to team with him and get him over.

The Undertaker replaces HBK and is victorious at the PPV.

Royal Rumble 97 San Antonio

Shawn Michaels (c) vs Bret Hart vs Sid

Shawn pins Sid after a Bret Hart assist...

Steve Austin eliminates Sting after being eliminated himself but not being seen. Later on Raw the decision is reversed and now Steve Austin must wrestle Bret Hart at the Feb. IYH PPV for contendership and a match at Wrestlemania with HBK.

At the Feb. IYH Sting resolves his issues with his WCW enemies by forcing Sid to submit to the deathlock.

This all leads to...

WRESTLEMANIA 13

Main Event WWF TITLE MATCH
Shawn Michaels vs Bret Hart

Submission Match
Sting vs Steve Austin

The Undertaker vs Cactus Jack

WWF Tag Team Title Match
Vader & Sid vs Owen & Bulldog



Sting wins against Austin but puts Austin over by tiping his hat after he beats him. Bret Hart beats HBK after a great match with a roll up then kicks him when he's down, turning heel.

Bret Hart vs Sting and The Undertaker and Austin for the rest of the year



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Shawn goes to to put the sharpshooter on Bret, Bret turns into a triangle choke and HBK is knocked out.
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