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I have standards.
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you know what i hate?
terrible signature move names. the puns are the worst. zig zag, cross rhodes, world's strongest slam, etc. cole coughs them up every time they happen, and it feels like he puked directly into my ear and it came out my nose.
which move names would you fix, and what would you change them to? |
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ELF ANGEL
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Alot of them are clever, but some are just terrible.
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Cross Rhodes- Unprettier (I know, used name, but it works with his gimmick)
AA- Death Valley Driver Wasteland- Barret Roll RKO- Diamond Cutter World's Strongest Slam- CHOCOLATE DROP!!!!! |
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#4 |
'12 Tipsters Champ!
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CHOCOLATE DROPPPPPPPPPPPP!
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Shut up. Puns are the best. All finishers should be puns.
Cross Rhodes is the best named finisher in the company. |
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#7 |
Ball So Hard University
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I can't hate Cena but you're allowed to hate Cross Rhodes?
This is bull shit! |
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not to keen on the skull crushing finale or any of r truth's sigs
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and also barrett roll ftw
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#10 |
The Champ is Here!
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I dunno, I like R-Truth's Little Jimmy finisher.
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#11 |
Listen to Killer Mike
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THE LETTUS SHREDDER
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#12 | |
In The Shadows
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You know what I hate? Picky cunts like you. Now Shut The Fuck Up idiot. |
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#13 |
Feeling Oof-y
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The puns/word play/names based on gimmick are the best ones.
Not a fan of Lil' Jimmy as a finisher name though. |
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TPWW's #3 Peep
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The only finisher name I don't really like is the 'Attitude Adjustment'. It's too much of a mouthful to say. Was so much easier just saying 'FU'.
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Coz of stupid PG FU ain't allowed. Boooo. I like the pun names to finishers but I like original names to it e.g LeBell Lock (not the Bryan Lock) correct me if I'm wrong.
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#16 |
Needs an avatar
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Wouldn't 'Pedigree' fall into this category as it was based on his 'blue blood' gimmick? Because Pedigree is a pretty great name. I think the problem is that some of these names sound like they were written by 6 year olds.
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#17 |
I said 'Good Day'!
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When I first saw this thread, I instantly thought "Drinking beer and watching TV"...
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#18 |
I have standards.
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i don't like "gts" either. "go to sleep"? i do that every day. it couldn't be less exciting. and it starts with a verb. don't cross me, i'll hit you with the "eat breakfast". piss me off, and i might break out the "drive to work." and if you really get out of hand, i'll nail you with the "take a shit."
it's the capital letters that hurt the worst. |
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I have standards.
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#20 |
He's Here
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I don't like your name. It's a jobber name at best, and doesn't give you any credibilitity. Knew I'd disagree with you just seeing your name.
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I don't necessarily agree with his point (mostly because I don't give much of a shit about the finisher names) but I personally see a bright future for ding dong yo.
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#22 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Not sure why R-Truth's is called the Lil Jimmy it's a term he uses for the fans all the time why not go with something unoriginal like Truth Hurts.
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#24 |
He's Here
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The Lie Detector was a good name. Too bad it was for that stupid spinning torpedo thing he did.
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King K Cool
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Personally, I think "Starship Pain" is by far the worst one of them all.
It sounds corny and it has no relevance to Morrison at all. Why "Starship"? There's nothing "Sci-Fi" about Morrison at all, and with Morrison only managing to hit about 40% of the move on his opponent most of the time, you can clearly see that there is no "Pain" inflicted on to his opponents. ![]() |
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#26 |
He's Here
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Starship Pain is a stupid move overall that makes no sense, so it stands to reason that it has a stupid name that makes no sense, especially when you consider his gimmick makes no sense.
So in a way, it fits perfectly. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Patricia Morrison, of course. I can't recall a single Doors-related reference made, but I assumed between the rock-star-like gimmick and the name, it was all connected. Still stupid, but connected. |
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#28 | |
I'ma gonna win
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#29 |
Voices Say I'm Awesome...
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I agree actually. Don't belittle moves like the tilt-a-whirl slam, monkey flip, powerbomb, Russian legsweep, gorilla press, flapjack, or fisherman suplex by giving them cutesy names.
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#31 |
Flame on, Motherfokkas!
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While Angelina Love's bicycle kick finisher is called, "Botox Injection!" LOL.
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Yeah, I hate the 'Starship Pain' and 'Skull Crushing Finale' names. Awful.
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Feeling Oof-y
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You seriously cannot be serious here. |
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#34 |
Butt Stallion says hello
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TPWW has come to terms on the release of TPWW Forum Poster dingdongyo as of today, November 6, 2011. TPWW wishes dingdongyo the best in all of his future endeavors.
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#35 |
Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Did Hulk Hogan any special name for his Legdrop or was it always just..."Legdrop"?
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#37 |
The Champ is Here!
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Atomic Leg Drop
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Im betting you really hate Gail Kims "Eat Da-Feet"
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#39 |
Robo Speedly Force
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#40 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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Yes.
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