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King of Love and Piss
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The Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase's net worth
If Ted Dibiase only had a million dollars, then after taxes it was probably about 650k, but if you count the million that he spent on the Million Dollar belt, the money he paid Virgil, the many title shots he purchased and housing and car expenses. It's probably safe to assume that Ted Dibiase was about 4 million dollars in debt.
It dont matter who did what to who at this point. The fact is, we went to war. And now there aint no going back. It's what war is you know? Once you're in it, you're in it. If it's a lie, then we fight on that lie, but we gotta fight! |
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Mr. Nice Guy
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Seems like a fair assumption.
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Resident drug enabler
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Maybe the "Million Dollar Man" actually just a reference to what he owed credit card companies.
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Just 20 years ago, a million dollars was today's billion dollars. In 20 years, the billion dollars will be a trillion dollars.
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The black Corey Graves
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Minimum wage is 10.25 in Cali, IIRC
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Narc stole my star
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Virgil was only on slave wages, probs just slept in Teds house rent free.
Also he had a friend called I.R.S who gave him tax rebates. |
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Resident drug enabler
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Stay on topic guys
Personally I think he probably had more than a million and only referred to himself as the Million Dollar Man as in "is a millionaire" |
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King of Love and Piss
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But if he only had a million and he bought a million dollar belt, then he was probably broke. I bet he has bad credit.
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Wrestling Marks Rejoice!
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So, by this logic, Steve Austin had 6 times the net worth of Ted DiBiase? (see what I did there?)
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Are you by chance implying that Steve Austin is a man worth $6,000,000?
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I think Ted Jr. Should end his promos with an.updated version of his old man's gimmick. Instead of laughing maniacally he can just say l m a o really slowly and maniacally.
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'12 Tipsters Champ!
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what?
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Hello
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Millionaires don't just have 1 million dollars/pounds.
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So he had a maximum of $9,999,999.99.
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The 3,942,660 dollar man
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Meh, The Hundred Thousand Dollar Man doesn't sound like a great gimmick at all. Sounds like something they'd bring back Chavo for and saddle him with.
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The One Hundred Thousand Peso Man.
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Or Kozlov. The Hundred Thousand Ruple Man of Double Double E.
I can see it now, wearing the same plaid suit that Nicolai Volkov had, tossing his money around... and in a strange twist, Otunga gets all clingy to spend Koz's money the and becomes the new Virgil. |
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So is Jinder Mahal The Million Rupee Man?
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I wonder how Ted DiBiase's net worth matches up to the net worth of JBL or Alberto Del Rio.
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Quote:
This is important, because according to the nWo, DiBiase Sr. was a BILLIONAIRE, as opposed to Ted Turner, who was merely a Millionaire. Teddy Jr. was just simply "priceless", thus, no actual net worth attached... usually that means he's just worth whatever anyone is willing to pay. This may be a good or bad thing monetarily. |
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Of course I mean Sr. This is a thread about him, after all.
Who cares about Ted DiBiase Jr.? If anything, Jr.'s wealth was a direct result of funding from his dad. So DiBiase Sr. has at least enough money in his estate to buy Maryse. |
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And besides, it's becoming apparent that Jr. is locked out from his father's fortune and is now a "good old boy".
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