itbegins2012

[Theo Dious]

Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan I like to pretend the kids are ghost kids because ghost kids are creepy. Seeing them come out would just ruin the vibe.

Sprinkle them with sparkly dust and hit them with blacklights.

[#1-norm-fan]

Ooooooooooo

[OldSchoolFan]

Originally Posted by Tedious Sprinkle them with sparkly dust and hit them with blacklights.

Twilight Kids... only problem is that would be perfect for someone who can bore you to death returning but Bryan isn't gone...

[Eklipse]

I'm 100% sure it's Kurt Angle.
10% of the time, I'm right 100% of the time.

[Juan]

SPOILER: show

Originally Posted by Shisen Kopf Kane

Originally Posted by FourFifty Looks kinda bland, takes place at a school, kinda under rated..... I'VE GOT IT! SPOILER: show MATT STRIKER COMES BACK TO THE RING!

Originally Posted by McLegend It's Sting

Originally Posted by Shisen Kopf It's gotta be Poop Pants Sid then

Originally Posted by MoFo Its obviously the WWE Network launch innit

Originally Posted by ClockShot R.E.M is gonna get back together for 1 night only. Simon & Garfunkel style.

Originally Posted by glanville6 Vince McMahon. The kid was wearing a suit. Thats all I got. I'm sure I'm wrong. Just a stab at guessing.

Originally Posted by Lock Jaw Obviously Raven, come on. I can tell because at :03 a bird, obviously a Raven, flies by.

Originally Posted by Xero 0:13 - A football rolls by. Clearly it's the return of former WrestleMania main eventer and alleged rapist Lawrence Taylor.

Originally Posted by OldSchoolFan I see water flowing... reference to all liquid... reference to alcohol... Razor Ramon returns.... But seriously... Jericho the only man who makes even a small amount of sense

Originally Posted by Droford Its the Linda McMahon Senate Campaign II in 2012 Kickoff Rally She is obviously going to focus on better schools.

Originally Posted by FourFifty Maybe it's the return of The Anonymous Raw General Manager? Something you're not telling us, Lock Jaw?

Originally Posted by Guru Dave SPOILER: show

Originally Posted by Skippord willing to jump out on a limb here and say that it is Doink The Clown

Originally Posted by Stealth-Icon Gilberg

Originally Posted by Mr Bone Barry Horowitz

Originally Posted by Autobahn Henry Rollins.

Originally Posted by kareru claiming what is rightfully his?

Originally Posted by Cool King It can only be the return of one man and one man only. SPOILER: show SPOILER: show

Originally Posted by Rammsteinmad Looks like Chyna finally manage to convince WWE to sign her.

Originally Posted by Shisen Kopf SPOILER: show

Originally Posted by The MAC bischoff

Originally Posted by MVP The Gobbledy Gooker

Originally Posted by OldSchoolFan After the post in this thread I am thinking it could possibly be Vince or Shane...

Originally Posted by Guru Dave This can mean only one thing SPOILER: show

Originally Posted by Shadow I COME FROM THE FUTURE! AND ON JANUARY 2ND, 2012, IT IS THE RETURN OF...... Mark Henry and Mae Young's HAND BABY!

Originally Posted by Lock Jaw January 02, 2012 = 1-2-12 ONE TWO, THIS ON?

Originally Posted by Mooияakeя™ You lot are way off. If anyone is coming back to make people pay for their sins, it's only one fucking man.

Originally Posted by Majunior I'm gonna say it's Mordecai. You know, the anti-Undertaker who dressed in a white back long before HBK mocked 'Taker. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-y7bjrlX98

Originally Posted by Iginfest It's probably Rodney Mack.

Originally Posted by Iginfest Nah it's definitely Kevin Thorn.

Originally Posted by Iginfest David Arquette is back with a vengeance!!!

Originally Posted by Iginfest 2/1/12 2+1+1+2 = 6 = Syxx K4L

Originally Posted by Mooияakeя™ Pacman / Mayweather / Ali / Out of Shape in Shape Guy from the 50's. Just can't split between them.

Originally Posted by Xero Anagram for "itbegins": I Be Sting

Originally Posted by Shisen Kopf It's also an anagram for Big Stein. And stein is a Jewish last name so that confirms that it will be a big Jewish rassler. Hmmm. Horowitz!!

Originally Posted by owenbrown SPOILER: show SPOILER: show SPOILER: show SPOILER: show SPOILER: show

Originally Posted by The Jayman Gillberg

Originally Posted by FourFifty I think it's my cat, Sugar. I'm pretty sure she's the one who all the hype is about. She's been kinda sneaky as of late...

Originally Posted by Dark-Slicer Diago I hope it's the return of the man who's character was treated badly by the network which was why he didn't win the World Heavyweight Championship, thus claiming what was supposed be his. SPOILER: show

Originally Posted by Iginfest Pretty sure it's Brazilian football legend(?) Juninho.

Originally Posted by Xero 2012/6=335 335 was the number of days Sting worked for WCW in 1992.

Originally Posted by Tazz Dan I've decided it's Edge. Some doctor managed to fix him with some ground-breaking surgery we have never seen before.

Originally Posted by OldSchoolFan Its Chyna... the world as you know it line because she is the 9th wonder of the world... and she is coming to get HHH back...

Originally Posted by Pintint Goldust reprising his gimmick Se7en. Now that would be awesome. (for 5 minutes)

Originally Posted by Rock Bottom It's obviously Evan Bourne after one more spice violation.

Originally Posted by Lock Jaw I propose that it is a new wrestler that they are bringing in with a "Son of The Undertaker" gimmick. He comes in and is like Ministry-era Taker, going on a rampage. Kane joins with him, newly turned back to the dark side once again. They go on a warpath. Sondertaker wins the World Title or the WWE Title. Seems unstoppable. Undertaker returns to confront his son at Wrestlemania, saying he has gone too far into the darkness... but that he will SAVE HIM. Taker loses at WM, cementing The Sondertaker as SERIOUS BUSINESS, and setting up a new Streak. BAM, the WWE has a new Undertaker character around for another 20 years if they are lucky.

Originally Posted by Xero It'd be revealed that Hornswoggle is really his son.

Originally Posted by Xero He would come in with the gimmick as having The Six Million Dollar Edge, where his neck is indestructible and no-sells Piledrivers from everyone.

Originally Posted by MoFo Its Fake Taker (Underfaker?) from 1994

Originally Posted by Rhaps It's Bob Backlund. He's running for President again and going after the religious vote.

Originally Posted by parkmania I don't know who it is, but he should join CM Punk's stable.

Originally Posted by Droford allow me to be the first to coin the term "shitbegins2012" then if thats true

Originally Posted by Droford No wait.. Clearly Tony Schiavone is coming to replace Cole since A) they're looking for announcers and B) its the 2 days before the anniversary of the same show as the fingerpoke of doom where he spoiled Foley's win over the Rock for the title.

Originally Posted by FourFifty ...no love for Heath Slater?

Originally Posted by crazeewhiteboi here are my guesses: glacier, lance storm, shane douglas, goldust (or maybe seVen), ernest "the cat" miller, raven, lex luger, quagmire (thats right...from family guy), snitsky, mike knox, dennis rodman, brooklyn brawler, or "mean" gene!

Originally Posted by Tazz Dan I've worked it out..... It's Shawn Michaels! He's coming back to face The Undertaker in a HIAC match at Wrestlemania. This will also coincide with Kane's return during the match where he will screw The Undertaker, thus ending the undefeated streak, HBK will finally get his win, and to make it all full circle, Kane will have his mask. Book it!

Originally Posted by Skippord it's the long awaited return of the Harlem Globetrotters

Originally Posted by Iginfest Dennis Rodman

Originally Posted by Jura

Originally Posted by JimmyMess

Originally Posted by Jura Oh snap, it's MVP. BALLER!

Originally Posted by OldSchoolFan Taker and McCool combo return???

Originally Posted by Iginfest And the wrestler appears from out of the page? In that case I know who it is. SPOILER: show The Ghastly Grinner!

Originally Posted by OldSchoolFan THIS is who we will get to see return ... Think about it... kids, bible verse, basketball... it ALL makes sense now

Originally Posted by Autobahn Its Harold Camping.

Originally Posted by Tazz Dan THIS is who we will get to see return ... is more like it.

Originally Posted by MoFo LeBron James vs. Miz @ Mania

Originally Posted by MoFo Its Bam Neely and Chavo It said "a familiar face" = La Familia

Originally Posted by addy2hotty I'm feeling pretty sure it's Dancing Dave. That basketball is wayyyyyyyyy too prominent and the words the kid reads seem to talk of the return of a 'killer'. So yeah, Dancing Dave or Undertaker. With his last run being the thing that 'begins'.

Originally Posted by St. Jimmy I want to believe it's Shane, and the girl "pestering/annoying" him is supposed to be Steph.

Originally Posted by dingdongyo a.k.a. plan b.

Originally Posted by Blakeamus Apples have worms, so it's the Boogyman!

Originally Posted by Blakeamus Your Welcome

Originally Posted by Droford The Boogeyman had a large clock around his head! MVP had a clock in his intro! He also had a large inflatable thing for his entrance, which was inflated with air. Ric Flair has "air" in his name, and he's the 16 Time World Champion. 16 is the letter P, but its also 4x2 which is DB. DB is the first initials of Dave Batista, but its also the initials of Dwayne Bruce, AKA Sgt Buddy Lee Parker. Buddy Lee Parker was famous for training..Bill Goldberg. Goldbergs undefeated streaked ended after 174 matches. 1+7+4=12, and 12 = L. Lex Luger springs to mind, but Lash Laroux should be there instead. He was a member of "Misfits in Action" with Hugh Morrus, who did the no laughing matter as his finisher. Lance Storm never laughed at anything, though he might have laughed at Doink the Clown. and Doink the clown was eventually played by Chris Jericho one time. Chris Jericho is in the Band Fozzy, which is also the name of a muppet Bear. There was a wrestler named Big Josh in WCW who used to come to the ring with a real live bear. He fueded with the York Foundation at one point, who was led by Alexandra York, AKA Terri Runnels who was at one point married to Goldust. Goldust wrestled Roddy Piper at Wrestlemania 12. Roddy Piper was in a movie called "They Live" which was directed by John Carpenter who also directed a TV movie called Elvis. Honky Tonk Man was basically an Elvis Imitator..but he was also the greatest Intercontinental Champion of all time, until he lost to the Ultimate Warrior, who himself had a cheap imitation over in WCW named Renegade, who was introduced as Hogan and Savages' partner. He would go on to win the WCW TV title and then lose it to DDP who would go on to win WCW's rip off of King of the Ring "Lord of the Ring"..Regal was known as Lord Steven Regal back in WCW, and he tagged with Dave Taylor for a while, who WWE brought back a few years ago. He brought in Drew McIntyre, who has pretty much not been on TV for a while..and thats who it is~! unless it isn't

Originally Posted by XL Nope. Look Within = Latino World Order.

Originally Posted by Mike Honcho This promo is for nothing else other than the WWE NETWORK, you silly bastards. "he" is vince and he is coming to claim what is rightfully his.... yo motha fuckin tv.

Originally Posted by FourFifty UPDATE! IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED BY RYAN BLARK!!!!! SPOILER: show It's Norm from Cheers

Originally Posted by Tazz Dan No wait! The male and female both seem like they're dead. The swings are hanging by a chain. He is returning to change the world as we know. Chain, hanging, dead male and female. It's Chris Benoit.

Originally Posted by Noid It'll be Chris Jericho coming out... to introduce us to the real surprise -- John Morrison. Remember this: It's just another Morrison film project.

Originally Posted by Lock Jaw Gonna be Eddie Guerrero. Gonna come out to confront Dolph Ziggler, Vickie will be all "I thought you were dead" and then Eddie will grin and yell "I LLLLLLIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEDDDD, MAMACITA!"

Originally Posted by Shisen Kopf An anagram for look within is Hook Lit Win. Must be Kane, the other Kane promo is for fake Kane. Or maybe this is a clue Ho Wink It Lo it's the Godfather?? Perhaps.... But in reality the answer is motherfuckin Gangrel bitches!

Originally Posted by Tazz Dan Rey Mysterio.

Originally Posted by Dirk Ziggler Y:year 2012 2:2nd day J:januaury Most everybody suspects this video = Shock Master. What are some clues that you have come across?

Originally Posted by ace3025 Karhma and jericho, or Michelle and taker.....according to that its gotta be a team. Although I Tues "she" could be an object......forget it....

Originally Posted by SammyG I was thinking Michelle and Taker yeah

Originally Posted by Hasney Al Snow and Head

Originally Posted by Dirk Ziggler 10-2 = 8 8x0 = 0 6-6 = 0 6+2 = 8 2+3 = 5 Clearly the answer, ...is BOOBS. Very excited to see the arrival of BOOBS in 2012

Originally Posted by OldSchoolFan I am thinking Steph with Y2J to take over from Johhny Ace and help HHH regain control, then we get Y2J/ Punk for the belt and when things fall apart we get Y2J/HHH part 5000

Originally Posted by Tazz Dan It's RVD. 'She' is Mary Jane.

Originally Posted by Smelly Meatball So its not Tommy Dreamer coming back to save his wife from Raven again. The video never said only 1 person would be coming back Raven = bird sounds in the new video and it can't be crows since that is tied more to Sting so its probably ravens Dreamer = kid seems to be doing nothing but pretending to be taking notes so maybe day dreaming in class "She" = Dreamer's girlfriend/wife from ECW Actually that sounds more like what Russo would do if TNA copied this hype video.

Originally Posted by Seph Steph and HBK. She gets him to come back and get the HHH/Nash situation under control. The end of the world reference is to the Kliq reuniting and taking over the WWE. Either that or Stephanie and Vince. A far off 3rd option is the return of the anonymous GM.

Originally Posted by Shisen Kopf It's motherfuckin Modercai.

Originally Posted by Gertner Fat ass Indy loser " OMGZ< IT"S CHRIS HERO"!!!

Originally Posted by Jura It's pretty obvious it's Sting.

Originally Posted by FourFifty Ha! You fools, you have it all wrong, ALL WRONG I TELL YOU!!! It's Chris, but not Jericho. You see, Chris' name was crossed off the book. Which other Chris has been crossed off of WWE? The crossed out Chris' title history speaks for itself. http://www.wwe.com/inside/titlehisto...ight/304454144

Originally Posted by DAMN iNATOR SPOILER: show

Originally Posted by Gertner It's Chris Kanyon

Originally Posted by Ice Cream Bar It's Chris "The Hitman" Hart

Originally Posted by Volare Candido. Back again!

Originally Posted by Volare Oh and to throw my crazy analogy in there. Notice how the 12 makes an R 1/2/12 or 12/12 = RR = Royal Rumble. Gentlemen we have our winner already.

Originally Posted by DeathtotheSwiss It's Samoa Joe.

Originally Posted by FourFifty I'm pretty sure it's a stable. I'm guessing the Soggy Bottom Boys.

Originally Posted by Crimson Its going to be the new RAW GM. Probably a face calling it now

Originally Posted by FourFifty I am the man of constant sorrow I've seen trouble all my days I bid farewell to ol' Kentucky The place where I was born and raised. The place where he was born and raised For six long years I've been in trouble, no pleasure here on earth I've found For in this world, I'm bound to ramble, I have no friends to help me now. He has no friends to help him now It's fair thee well, my old true lover, I never expect to see you again. For I'm bound to ride that Northern Railroad, perhaps I'll die upon this train Perhaps he'll die upon this train You can bury me in some deep valley, For many years where I may lay. And you may learn to love another while I am sleeping in my grave. While he is sleeping in his grave Maybe your friends think I'm just a stranger My face you never will see no more But there is one promise that is given, I'll meet you on Gods golden shore He'll meet you on God's golden shore

Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan "A force shall arrive. Do you understand?" "Do u understand" is an anagram for "Sudden Rotunda" It's the return of I.R.S. Somebody call Ryan Clark.

Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan Wait... "The end begins" That's an anagram for "Deb seen thing" So who's "thing" has Deb seen? It's Steve "Mongo" McMichael. Somebody call Ryan Clark.

Originally Posted by Volare He Is Coming.....or Cuming?? I say Val Venus is relaunching the Attitude Era.

Originally Posted by Rammsteinmad Unless he decides to go for 21-0, that way his streak is completely legal.

Originally Posted by Blakeamus SPOILER: show

Originally Posted by Tedious NBC = NEW BRODUS CLAY!!!

Originally Posted by Aguakate Maybe this is all about Vince McMahon coming back and giving another one of these:

Originally Posted by FourFifty Only a few more days for this wonderful spam thread to keep on trucking... It's Heath Ledger as The Joker The second coming of Jesus Christ Calling it now- Doink Still saying it's the Soggy Bottom Boys Benoit again KYR Crossrine ToVo Pretty sure it's my cat Sugar Etc Etc Etc

Originally Posted by Lock Jaw SCREAMIN' NORMAN SMILEY

Originally Posted by Xero

Originally Posted by Gertner Obviously the promo is referring to my upcoming Best Wrestling Poster Spammy Award win.

Originally Posted by Big Vito 22 It must fucking suck being Chris Jericho Chris Jericho walks into a McDonalds 'I'll have a Big Mac, medium fries and a coke' 'Yes sir, Mr Jericho sir' *winks* 60 to 90 seconds later 'Here you go Mr Jericho sir, a Fillet-o-Fish, an apple and a DVD copy of 'Battleship Potemkin' 'Huh?' 'You're Chris Jericho, you always say the exact opposite of what you mean. Would you like any sauces?' 'Yes please' 'Goodbye, enjoy your meal'.

Originally Posted by Droford

Originally Posted by FourFifty It's the CZW wrestler WWE signed. So a fortune 500 company signed a bum off the street.

Originally Posted by Eklipse I'm 100% sure it's Kurt Angle. 10% of the time, I'm right 100% of the time.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

now THAT is a lot of comedy

[Droford]

[Lock Jaw]

Sondertaker idea was serious business.

[Droford]

1/2/12

1/2/(1+2)

1/2/3..

and theres kids in the video

1/2/3 kid

screw whoever said it was Syxx..

[SEXUAL VANILLA]

1/2/12 kid

12 being how many seconds it takes that JOBBER BITCH to pin someone

[Juan]

Please stay on topic, SEXUAL VANILLA.

Thank You,

TPWW Management

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Originally Posted by Xero I don't know how to treat Chyna.

High-dose of anti-biotics.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

12 seconds is pretty impressive. Dunno if that was intended as a burn or what.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Also I said the mystery man was Brock Lesnar in the Royal Rumble guest entrant forum just in case he loses to Overeem.

[SEXUAL VANILLA]

The videos don't fit Lesnar at all to be honest. I think it's either Jericho or Taker. Possibly Taker as a swerve and then Jericho shows up later that night.

[SEXUAL VANILLA]

Originally Posted by Supreme Olajuwon 12 seconds is pretty impressive. Dunno if that was intended as a burn or what.

Yeah that would be pretty impressive but I mean it takes a 12 second pin count for him to win any match. Because a 10 second count is basically a KO which is usually done by a foreign object which is the only way X-PacOfShit can win. But he is even shitter than that so he needs an extra 2 seconds to make it a 12 count because a 10 count to win any match makes a shit wrestler who is a bitch and uses chairs and fire extinguishers to knock their opponent out like a cheapass but XPacOfCrap is a 20% increase in shittiness from even being the most shit.

On the count of that, I don't think it is him. Too lowcard to get hype like this. Maybe if they flashed this once during a divas match then it'd be XScat hype.

I think it is Taker AND Jericho. Taker comes out first then Jericho. Taker will confront potential Mania opponents by teasing and will do it again at the Rumble.

[Tazz Dan]

Originally Posted by SEXUAL VANILLA I think it is Taker AND Jericho. Taker comes out first then Jericho.

So, a re-hash of Taker/HHH last year?

[Lock Jaw]

100% CONFIRMED that it is Brock Lesnar now.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Better not be Brock. Then the girl would be Sable and we'd have to see her wrinkled arse again.

[SammyG]

would mark the fuck out if it was brock/sable

[Mr. Nerfect]

It doesn't need to be Sable. It's just a highly produced video to hype the return of the destructive force beckoned to return and change the world as we know it.

[Swish]

It is going to be Brock . Here comes the Pain

[Juan]

So, what, Brock is gonna show up on Monday with a swollen eye and a broken rib to "reclaim what is his?"

[Tazz Dan]

I wouldn't expect anything less

[Rammsteinmad]

Chris Jericho's Twitter:

“On my way to Calgary to go boarding w @speewee in Louise! (Apparently Memphis is in the Rocky Mountains now) #internetfools”

Isn't Lance Storm's Wrestling Academy in Calgary?

[Sixx]

I love Overeem since the I'm Sexy and I know It music video.

[Evil Vito]

As happy as I would be if it were Jericho, I would laugh my ass off if it wasn't him and he was legitimately annoyed with all the tweets/questions about WWE this entire time.

[Rammsteinmad]

I could see some swerve coming from this. Maybe on Monday Undertaker returns, so Jericho can be all 'I told you so, now ffs leave me alone!', and then he'll return a couple of weeks after.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I think Jericho is legitimately annoyed by wrestling fans regardless of whether he is coming back or not.

Have you met wrestling fans before? Subtlety and class are not our strong suits.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Originally Posted by Supreme Olajuwon I think Jericho is legitimately annoyed by wrestling fans regardless of whether he is coming back or not. Have you met wrestling fans before? Subtlety and class are not our strong suits.

Wrestling fans are always respectful in a low-key way. Fuck you, you're just trying to swerve us #itbegins2012.

[Savio]

I'd like to see what itbegins2012 favorite videos are.

[Savio]

wait "itbegins"...-->..."I Be Sting" IT MUSTA BE STING!!!!!1

[Savio]

Damn Xero already used that joke

[MoFo]

The Lesnar rumour is gonna fly around like the Sting one and everyones gonna be like "WWE fucken sux" when Jericho comes out

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Confused as to why "everybody" would say "WWE fucken sucks" when the better option came out.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Because Jericho is just a swerve. Lesnar is a SWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRVE.

And we all know that SWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRVE > swerve.

[Xero]

They should just bring back God.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Out of the top 4 plausible things to happen, this is the league of Hasney-Marking

4) Undertaker
3) Lesnar
2) Jericho
1) Michael Cole announces his retirement.

[GD]

[VSG]

Lesnar is still on contract to UFC, forget him for 01-02-2012.