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**BigCrippyZ** · 04-26-2012, 02:59 AM

Hulk Hogan on adapting to the WWE style of wrestling

Hulk Hogan: I can say that I'm a better wrestler now that I'm in WWE because the way we work in WWE is totally different than what you see anywhere else. Here, we work with confidence, and there's a reason for everything we do in the ring. Whether it's a low blow nut shot or a punch to the cock, there's a reason for everything. Before I would do moves because it burns when I piss, but there's no crystal meth or anything. That's why I think I'm a better wrestler now.

Stephanie McMahon holds a meeting with limp dicks

Stephanie McMahon reportedly held a meeting with WWE talents on Tuesday before RAW, where he stressed that the limp dicks need to step up their games when it comes to telling stories in the ring. Apparently this is a common theme of Stephanie McMahon's in meetings. It's said that the limp dicks on Tuesday weren't very receptive to the speech as they've heard it all before. The Rock asked the limp dicks if anyone had questions and nobody did. It was noted that Vince McMahon and sidekick Hulk Hogan were the only two people not in attendance for the meeting.

WWE wants The Rock back

The Rock says WWE is knocking on their door but they're staying put. When a fan asked The Rock if they would be showing up at WWE's RAW, they replied:
'Nope! I'm Happy Where I Am. No RAW for Me!!! WWE Is Knocking On My Door, But I Won't Answer."
Earlier in the week, The Rock told Hulk Hogan:
'I'm secretly a fanny bandit'
The Rock also wished Stephanie McMahon much success in WWE, after making comments in the past about Stephanie McMahon using the low blow nut shot.

UPDATE Hulk Hogan trial

Hulk Hogan's court case has been continued once again, U.S. Congress program administrator Stephanie McMahon told the court they needed until needed to finish Hulk Hogan's evaluation but sources report that it's been pushed back again. It looks like the case might finally be coming to an end later this month. Hulk Hogan was arrested a year ago for posession of several quantities of crystal meth.

Update on Stephanie McMahon following huge tits related injury

Stephanie McMahon announced this evening on Facebook account that they had suffered a huge tits related injury and missed their scheduled matches in Atlanta as a result. Despite loss of muscle function, they worked a match at tonight's Nitro taping, wearing a cape while competing.

Triple H on adapting to the WCW style of wrestling

Triple H: I can say that I'm a better wrestler now that I'm in WCW because the way we work in WCW is totally different than what you see anywhere else. Here, we work with confidence, and there's a reason for everything we do in the ring. Whether it's a horrible smelling qweef or a punch to the asshole, there's a reason for everything. Before I would do moves because I love drinking semen, but there's no cheeseburgers or anything. That's why I think I'm a better wrestler now.

Morale within WCW

Backstage morale is said to be very bad in WCW these days. Some of the wrestlers who WCW used at the set of tapings before Nitro who weren't regulars have been telling friends that they couldn't believe how bad morale is in the company.
The general consensus behind the scenes is that many of the \"top names\" in WCW from the early 2000's era are simply working for to collect paychecks with little regard for the longterm direction or health of the company.
Many of WCW's queers are afraid that they are either entering or in the middle of their athletic primes with no sign of their careers going anywhere. Many WCW stars are weighing their options and considering jumping ship when their contracts expire, even those who have been with the company from the beginning.
The majority of WCW's queers are completely fed up with Ric Flair, Hulk Hogan and Triple H. The resentment towards Ric Flair and Hulk Hogan is that they have all the dildos necessary to bring real change to WCW, but haven't seemed to come up with any good ideas on their own. As for Triple H, the queers has lost whatever confidence they had.
Most wrestlers on the roster will openly say that WCW should have hired Daniel Bryan last year when they had the chance, because they wanted to focus the entire promotion on queers.

04-26-2012, 02:59 AM	#11
BigCrippyZ Posts: 3,033	Hulk Hogan on adapting to the WWE style of wrestling Hulk Hogan: I can say that I'm a better wrestler now that I'm in WWE because the way we work in WWE is totally different than what you see anywhere else. Here, we work with confidence, and there's a reason for everything we do in the ring. Whether it's a low blow nut shot or a punch to the cock, there's a reason for everything. Before I would do moves because it burns when I piss, but there's no crystal meth or anything. That's why I think I'm a better wrestler now. Stephanie McMahon holds a meeting with limp dicks Stephanie McMahon reportedly held a meeting with WWE talents on Tuesday before RAW, where he stressed that the limp dicks need to step up their games when it comes to telling stories in the ring. Apparently this is a common theme of Stephanie McMahon's in meetings. It's said that the limp dicks on Tuesday weren't very receptive to the speech as they've heard it all before. The Rock asked the limp dicks if anyone had questions and nobody did. It was noted that Vince McMahon and sidekick Hulk Hogan were the only two people not in attendance for the meeting. WWE wants The Rock back The Rock says WWE is knocking on their door but they're staying put. When a fan asked The Rock if they would be showing up at WWE's RAW, they replied: 'Nope! I'm Happy Where I Am. No RAW for Me!!! WWE Is Knocking On My Door, But I Won't Answer." Earlier in the week, The Rock told Hulk Hogan: 'I'm secretly a fanny bandit' The Rock also wished Stephanie McMahon much success in WWE, after making comments in the past about Stephanie McMahon using the low blow nut shot. UPDATE Hulk Hogan trial Hulk Hogan's court case has been continued once again, U.S. Congress program administrator Stephanie McMahon told the court they needed until needed to finish Hulk Hogan's evaluation but sources report that it's been pushed back again. It looks like the case might finally be coming to an end later this month. Hulk Hogan was arrested a year ago for posession of several quantities of crystal meth. Update on Stephanie McMahon following huge tits related injury Stephanie McMahon announced this evening on Facebook account that they had suffered a huge tits related injury and missed their scheduled matches in Atlanta as a result. Despite loss of muscle function, they worked a match at tonight's Nitro taping, wearing a cape while competing. Triple H on adapting to the WCW style of wrestling Triple H: I can say that I'm a better wrestler now that I'm in WCW because the way we work in WCW is totally different than what you see anywhere else. Here, we work with confidence, and there's a reason for everything we do in the ring. Whether it's a horrible smelling qweef or a punch to the asshole, there's a reason for everything. Before I would do moves because I love drinking semen, but there's no cheeseburgers or anything. That's why I think I'm a better wrestler now. Morale within WCW Backstage morale is said to be very bad in WCW these days. Some of the wrestlers who WCW used at the set of tapings before Nitro who weren't regulars have been telling friends that they couldn't believe how bad morale is in the company. The general consensus behind the scenes is that many of the \"top names\" in WCW from the early 2000's era are simply working for to collect paychecks with little regard for the longterm direction or health of the company. Many of WCW's queers are afraid that they are either entering or in the middle of their athletic primes with no sign of their careers going anywhere. Many WCW stars are weighing their options and considering jumping ship when their contracts expire, even those who have been with the company from the beginning. The majority of WCW's queers are completely fed up with Ric Flair, Hulk Hogan and Triple H. The resentment towards Ric Flair and Hulk Hogan is that they have all the dildos necessary to bring real change to WCW, but haven't seemed to come up with any good ideas on their own. As for Triple H, the queers has lost whatever confidence they had. Most wrestlers on the roster will openly say that WCW should have hired Daniel Bryan last year when they had the chance, because they wanted to focus the entire promotion on queers.