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#241 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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Technically, it's Cena's fault. I mean, he decided to fuck around instead of get to making Laurinitis unemployed.
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#242 |
Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Hey, with all due respect, Johnny Ace lasted TWENTY seconds in the STF. Much better and stronger men than him half tapped INSTANTLY.
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#243 |
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I think the Miz tapped faster.
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#244 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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#245 |
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#246 |
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How is Big Show's WMD different from his other punches?
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#247 |
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#248 |
The Champ is Here!
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#249 |
Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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#250 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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Wow John Morrison really let himself go and bought a Miz shirt too.
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#251 |
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Kids just love Cena, wow. It's tough for me to really dislike him when I see the connection he has with kids.
Also, the adult seems to be more bummed out than the boys. |
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#252 |
...Pierre
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-Opening with the battle royal was a fun idea and got the crowd going. Christian with a random face turn is a good idea, and I'm glad he won the belt. Good opener.
-Tag titles was great. Fast-paced match with an innovative finish. Kofi/Dolph have great chemistry, and they freshen up their matches each time out. -Divas was better than usual. Layla has definitely improved, and Beth is Beth. Fun match, but I was hoping that Beth wouldn't lose too decisively. -Clay/Miz was whatever. Clay was fun at first, but I'm done with it. It's time to put the guy in a decent program. -WHC was awesome. Loved this match. Everything a multi-man match should be. Near falls, fluent spots, out of no where finishers. It was great. Not a fan of Sheamus, but who cares, this match was damn near perfect. -Ryback squash was more enjoyable than Clay's match. -Christian/Cody was good. Got the shaft on the card order, so the crowd wasn't too hot for it, but it was a solid match. Good to see Christian have some direction. I hope he can be booked as the babyface workhorse and help the IC title. -Punk/Bryan was a classic. A great match, and it's obvious that these two have more stories to tell, which is a definitely a good thing. Maybe a Submission match at No Way Out? -Johnny/Johnny was what I expected. Fun squash, but I wasn't too sure if Show or Lesnar would be interfering. Should be interesting tomorrow. Overall, good show ![]() |
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#253 |
Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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![]() ........F-five time..... |
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#254 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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![]() Cena: You know this was a dumb idea, right? Ace: Fuck you, I'm drunk! |
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The only way it makes sense is if Big Show and Johnny Ace planned this together. In that case, Show needs to be rewarded with a WWE Title match on RAW. If Show claims that he was "forced" into doing it -- well, that is a pretty shitty story. Like you, though, I don't really care. Most of the show sounds really solid. Not good enough to make me buy it, but whatever. * Kane beating Zack Ryder makes perfect sense. Kane is fucking massive and Zack Ryder is not. I've got no clue where Kane goes now, actually. Maybe the WWE can have him go after Brodus Clay? That would be pretty funny, actually. It'd be a real test for Clay to be in the ring with a monster like Kane, and might give him a story. Zack Ryder should move into a feud with Damien Sandow, with Sandow critiquing the quality of Zack Ryder's show, as someone suggested in the SmackDown! spoilers thread. * Christian winning the Battle Royal is really cool. I love me some Christian, and I actually think the dude works far better as a babyface than a heel. Even if you can't concede that, he is at least able to play a fun face character, which is rare these days. Seeing Christian get a nice Intercontinental Title run would be awesome, and my personal wish is for Chris Jericho to challenge Christian and the two to have disagreements about who the better Intercontinental Champion is/was. Christian can even bring up stealing Chris Jericho's girlfriend, or bring Trish Stratus to the ring with him for their eventual match. Psychology, baby. * Kofi Kingston & R-Truth beating Jack Swagger & Dolph Ziggler was the right choice. Personally, I hope to see Ziggler & Swagger remain together, though. Have them cost Kofi & Truth the WWE Tag Team Titles to Primo & Epico when they get their rematch on RAW. All this can be used to try and recreate the "SmackDown! Six" and make the WWE Tag Team Titles mean something. * Layla is fucking sexy. This sounds like a good Divas match, although I have no clue where the division is actually going. I think the girl who gets squashed by Kharma should be Eve, and that Eve can book herself into a match where things are on her side. It might make people feel sympathy towards Layla, and hate Eve more, and make it super-great when Kharma demolishes her. * The Fatal 4-Way sounds pretty great. Sheamus winning makes about as much sense as anything. Having Sheamus lose the title and chase it would have also made sense, though. Del Rio and Orton can have a match to decide who faces Sheamus next. I think that Sheamus vs. Orton could create some interest in SmackDown!'s main event scene. * I don't like squash matches on PPV, I've decided. It's more time you can dedicate to the matches with stories. Brodus Clay vs. The Miz could have been given a story. In their match a few weeks ago, you simply have The Miz get himself disqualified against Brodus -- keeping Clay's streak alive -- but allowing The Miz to remain unsquashed. Hence, a pissed off Clay has something to do at Over the Limit. Him pinning Miz would have meant a lot more here, then, and it would have given Clay some development. * Punk vs. Bryan sounds amazing, and it also sounds like this story is not yet done -- which is absolutely fine with me. Their rivalry needs to get upped just a little bit more, though. Ideally, I'd like to see Big Show given a WWE Title match on RAW for helping Laurinaitis. Show and Punk work their stuff, but then John Cena attacks Big Show in a rage, giving Show a DQ victory against the WWE Champion. Daniel Bryan then attacks Punk. Johnny Ace does a "Teddy Long" and makes it a tag team main event between the faces and the heels -- CM Punk & John Cena vs. Daniel Bryan & Big Show. There, Show can illegally KO Punk, which can allow Bryan to sneak a pin in on the WWE Champion. * Ryback's squash would have probably been better on SmackDown! this coming week instead of on the PPV, although I am happy to see Camacho and Hunico make a PPV appearance. On RAW or SmackDown! this week, Ryback should face Hunico, with Camacho attacking Ryback as it looks like he's about to win. A mini-feud between Hunico y Camacho and Ryback could be pretty entertaining. |
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#256 |
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Oh, and I hope that Santino Marella laughs at Cody Rhodes for losing to Christian, so Cody challenges Santino and beats him for the US Title, and Cody brings back the WCW-style US Title belt.
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#257 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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Yes yes yes
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#258 |
Spammy Certified
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#259 |
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I went to bed mid way through the fatal fourway. Was the WWE title match really that great or are people exaggerating it a bit? Doesn't matter actually, I doubt I can be bothered watching it now I know the result anyway.
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#260 |
Tag Team Wrestling Mark!
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watched the four way just before I left for work this morning.
When Del Rio broke up Orton's pin on Jericho, right at the end, Orton moved out of the way. Was I imagining it, or did Del Rio just jump on Jericho's face? I didn't have time to rewind it. |
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#261 | |
BAY BAY
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Also, the Ace/Cena match wasn't bad. Admittedly, I watched it at 12x speed on my DVR, but still. |
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#262 |
Resident drug enabler
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Laurinaitis' "5 time... 5 time..." thing was ridiculous and hilarious. I loved it.
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#263 |
it's really real meat
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what about the drunk lady that tried to grab ace's headset telling him to wake up?
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#264 |
Guest
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Ugh the sooner the WWE is done with this garbage Punk/Bryan feud the better. That was horrendous.
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#265 |
They're eating the dogs..
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According to the intercontinental commission of workrate in pro rasslin. The higher the workrate the more serious business a rassler is. Right now Daniel Bryan is at 7.89647 for workrate so that means he is serious business. Although he got bonus points (4.32251) for his awesomely radical beard. Wooooooo rasslin!!!
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#266 |
Guest
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The fat virgins probably punched their moms in the face when they talked during this serious business last night.
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#267 |
They're eating the dogs..
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I wonder if Clox has ever body slammed his wife?
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#268 |
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I imagine it'd be like in Wrestlemania 3 when Hogan tried to bodyslam Andre for the first time and he came crashing down on top of Hogan.
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#269 |
They're eating the dogs..
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Andre wasnt as heavy as her.
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#270 |
Guest
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It'd look like X Pac trying to bodyslam Yokozuna
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#271 |
Hey Mister!
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Wonder if Shisen ever has an original thought, or if he gets all his ideas from all of the semen he ingests from gertner.
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#272 |
They're eating the dogs..
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Oh that hurts. Ouch. Epic burn.
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#273 |
MILF Eater
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Gertner needs a gimmick change. He needs to start praising the 'vanilla midgets' and their 'fighting spirit'.
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#274 |
Hazardous to Your Health
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Highly unlikely but I would love to see a potential Survivor Series elimination match featuring Team Johnny (Brock Lesnar, Big Show, Albert and 2 other dudes to mimic Nathan Jones and Matt Morgan) w/Paul Heyman
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#275 |
Formerly Fausto Carmona
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Glad to see Christian back and feuding with Cody as a face. His "One More Match" gimmick would have been stale if he'd have kept using it.
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#276 |
Cranky Kong
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#277 |
Over Like Rover
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it was good but there was "something missing" and since I'd guess they're heading for a rematch, that could be "quite special". So yeah, exaggerating a bit maybe. DBD/Sheamus was better. The four way on this show was arguably as good/better.
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#278 |
Cranky Kong
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Agreed. I liked the technical aspects of the match, but the finish was just like....OK? There wasn't much of a build to a climax, which I guess gave it more of a realistic feeling, but it wasn't very exciting. Good match, though. There's gotta be more.
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#279 |
...Pierre
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The match was great, but looking back at it as "Part 1" of a set rather than a stand alone match, it will look even better.
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#280 |
Cranky Kong
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I'll buy that. Here's to hoping that they follow through with it.
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