2012 TPWW King of the Jobbers Round 1: Let the games begin!

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Official Iginfest Analysis

Some interesting Round 1 matchups, although most of the big hitters and Iginfest Fave Five for this tournament have avoided each other. Let's take a look at some of this rounds interesting matchups.

PorkSoda vs whiteyford: A hot feud that has ran through the summer of 2012, mostly in the casual forum. PorkSoda has baffled many posters this year and beyond with his unmatched idiocy with regards to human interaction, while whiteyford has been on fire with a rise to the top William Wallace would be proud of. Time to find out which one of these posters is really a WARRIOR.

Skippord vs Juan: Now it'd be silly to think either of these fine young gentlemen would go on to win this entire thing, but for one round only they are in a hot matchup. This will likely be one of the more competitive matchups of round 1 based solely on the fact that not many people will want to vote for either poster.

Gertner vs Indifferent Clox: Another hot feud that is years old. This match could only have been bigger had it been a Barbara Roberts on a pole match. This brawl may end up closer than the Pork vs whitey matchup due to the brash postings of Gertner towards Indy wrestling fans and their meteroic meal proportions going against the casual retardation of Indifferent Clox. Will the indy fans bite back? Time will tell.

St. Jimmy vs Asmo: As one of the Iginfest Fave Five to win the whole thing, St. Jimmy certainly has the attributes to go all the way, although coming up against a somewhat unknown entity will likely benefit him, as some posters may vote for the unknown over the high calibre awfulness that is Street Jimmy.

Providence Peep vs Kane Knight: A returning dreadful poster against a never-leaving dreadful poster. This is our Main Event of Round 1 folks.
Providence Peep had his time in the spotlight in 2011 as an incredibly oblivious and socially awkward person and felt the wrath of the TPWW masses, resulting in him fleeing into the sunset, but the Peep has returned for this fine tournament. Kane Knight on the other hand has been at TPWW for the past 37 years and yet still hasn't tired of the repetitive nature of his postings. Researchers tell us that in those 37 years, the closest thing to a non-miserable post is this one time he made a typo and called Sascha a "butch". The game is on folks.