WWE '13

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Originally Posted by James Steele I'm going to do a storyline where The Great Khali builds a time machine in his feud with Damien Sandow. Sadly, while Sandow is trapped in time he meets "Blue Blood" HHH and forever changes history. DX is never formed, and Shawn Michaels ends up beating Rockabilly at WrestleMania XIV to retain the WWF Championship and he goes on to dominate the WWF. The Great Khali then has to get Sin Cara and Road Dogg to help him go back in time and stop Sandow from completely destroying the WWE Universe. This of course will lead to Vince McMahon and Shane McMahon being stuck in alternate time periods. Vince McMahon is stuck in the future and Shane is forced to run the WWF in 1999. The Great Khali decides to take the ultimate risk and join the WWF roster in 1999. He decides to run over Stone Cold Steve Austin at Survivor Series and go on to dominate the WWF from 2000 onward. Sin Cara and Road Dogg have to decide what to do about Khali's greed potentially destroying the space-time continuum. Sin Cara and Road Dogg also find out that have to find the cure for an unknown disease given to them after a huge orgy with Lita and Vader. Can they rebuild the time machine and stop Khali from succumbing to his greed? Can the duo stop Damien Sandow from ruining Road Dogg's career? Can they find a way to pee without that burning sensation? Play WWE '13 to find out.

Meanwhile, as a consequence for messing with the fabric of time, WCW never goes out of business. Zack Ryder becomes the WCW Champion after defeating Brock Lesnar in a MMA brawl and is scheduled to face Ken Shamrock and Ricardo Rodriguez in a triple threat match at Halloween Havoc. Also scheduled is Brodus Clay vs Hunico in a Inferno Match, Daniel Bryan challenging Rocky Maivia (who never became the Rock and instead tries to stay relevant by becoming the rapper instead of Cena) to a match, The John (Cena) defending the Intercontinental Championship against Cobalt (Cody Rhodes doing a poor Goldust parody), X-Pac facing Kharma and finally, AJ and Trish Stratus performing live sex for the audience.