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Heath Slater is a heat machine even on TPWW. Alomst as big as my mustache.
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They're eating the dogs..
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Does your mustache bring all the boys to the yard?
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They're eating the dogs..
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By yard I mean teenage bums to the sheltre
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This just proves why I'm the pulse of TPWW and am never wrong.
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They're eating the dogs..
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You are the pulse and I am am the lifeblood of this rassle forum. Who's the anal cavity of tpww??
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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I remember getting flamed a couple of years back for saying Kofi just jumps around the ring like some spot monkeys bounce around the ring. (No I'm not calling him a monkey, no racism implied at all in that comment) I still stand by that comment. Never been a fan of his at all.
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The Will & The Whey
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As long as Kofi is billed from anywhere than the U.S. or Canada, he will not be a main eventer. I don't like to agree with Vince Russo too often, but in this case he's correct about most American fans wanting their fellow countrymen (and country divas) to go over.
If Kingston were to use an evil foreigner gimmick, then he would be better suited with being from Ghana than from Jamaica. Comparison: "You people have no idea what it's like to live in a war-torn, impoverished country like Ghana. You're a bunch of spoiled brats!" vs. "Every time you buy sugar at the supermarket, understand that it is people such as my family in Jamaica who harvest that sugar for your enjoyment. Every time you shop is colonialism all over again!" |
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b/c 5 is better than 4
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Over Like Rover
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Kofi is great, big fan of him talent wise and "personal story"/background wise. It's an old adage but "he'd benefit from a heel turn" (or at least an overhaul) is pretty spot on in his case because barring unforeseen circumstances, his current schtick went as far as it could go money and advancement wise some time ago. Not that there's anything wrong with that, he has job security, a very tidy pay cheque, is a safe hand who is perpetually over, is well liked etc but he has to evolve if he wants to rise up the card.
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To be honest,I couldn't care one way or the other about Kofi.Nice guyn all and could be world champ material if he gets pissed off all the time but I'd rather see Drew MacIntyre get serious and leave 3mb and be a good guy... and take one of the titles.
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Resident drug enabler
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With the World Title being the "throw it on whoever and see if it gets them over" title currently, it wouldn't surprise me TOO much to see Kofi get it if they don't combine the titles in the next few years.
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It's High Noon!
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I've said it before and I'll say it again. Kofi Kingston is the midcard John Cena.
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The Rock was Blandy McBlanderton at one point so it's not inconceivable if they let him have a personality he would get over huge.
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The Will & The Whey
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As long as they give him a commercial where he gets to turn into bees like HHH did in that Stacker 2 commercial! And to further mimic Trips, Kofi reveals his middle name is Kassius, thereby making him KKK. Or if Barbie Blank doesn't mind too much, then K3.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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It's High Noon!
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Feeling Oof-y
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Hell, if we're going with the "turn him heel" cliche, we might as well add in the "bring back The Nation" cliche.
Have guys like Zeke Jackson, JTG, Shad Gaspard air their issues with WWE, have them focus their attention on the company's "token" black guy in Kofi only to have Kofi join them in a "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em" SWERVE. |
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The black Corey Graves
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Some might argue that Rock was given a hell of a lot more to work with.
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Wait, does Kofi actually do anything aside from his annual RR spot?
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It's High Noon!
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The fact of the matter is that Kofi Kingston sucks. He is the definition of a spot monkey. All he does is the same thing in every match. Kofi Kingston gets reactions because he has this laid back black guy character that connects with the audience but as a one man isolated unit, Kofi Kingston falls flat. Sure he has some flashy moves but when you thing about it thats the only think he has. Kofi Kingston was introduced as a happy go lucky jamaican and it is a very one dimensional character. To top it off he is not a good wrestler. He is not good on the mic. He is nowhere, he is just Kofi Kingston and thats what matters to the WWE. They arent pushing the man behind Kofi Kingston, they are pushing Kofi Kingston, the character, Kofi Kingston the carcature, Kofi Kingston, the token happy go lucky black guy. What WWE doesnt realize is that some fans are smarter than the average lay and they themselves have seen Kofi Kingston for what he is. They arent gonna fall for that ruse. Kofi Kingston deserves NOTHING. Kofi Kingston at this stage is just annoying. What Kofi Kingston deserves is a new character. If I ran this ship, I would make Kofi Kingston turn heel and say, "You know, when I came to the WWE, they told me I'll be Kofi Kingston. But no more. I am going to now go by my real name, Ahmed Anderson and I am going to act like the real me! I am not happy, I am not go lucky! I am an evil man who enjoys violence and pain. And you will feel the wrath of Ahmed Anderson!". Then Kofi, as Ahmed Anderson, can start attacking random faces and become his own man.
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the heartbreak king
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your booking is better than your comics!
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Over Like Rover
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also, was watching the RAW top 100 moments schtick last night and Kofi slapping Orton around was on there and the crowd fucking ate it up. The willingness to get behind him was definitely there, it just needed to be built on
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Kofi isn't very good.
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How so?
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He just seems to jump around a lot and that isn't very believeable to me.
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Out Of Step
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So anyone who 'jumps around a lot' isn't believable?
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the heartbreak king
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do you generally look for believability in your professional wrestling?
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In the way he does it, yes!
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Out Of Step
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The fuck am I doing debating things with a sock? Gonna go watch cartoons or something instead.
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