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3 Dicks Out For Trips
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Whats the going conversion rate of US Dollars to Shekels?
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Raw Video Footage
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Remote play is stupid.
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Flame on, Motherfokkas!
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Hey Mister!
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Am I the only person who absolutely just doesn't give a fuck anymore?
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Hey Mister!
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Seriously, fuck all of this. Gonna save my money and buy a new bike instead.
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Raw Video Footage
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I just wanna play fighting games. That's all. Some Halo and Battlefield as well. Whatever let's me do that a lot wins.
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History's Greatest, Mr. E
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I have such a huge backlog of games (actual good ones too) that I want to play that I'm in no rush for a new console. For me I don't think it would have mattered what they announced because I doubt it would have changed my mind. I'm not looking at a new console for another 2-3 years. |
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Wrestling Marks Rejoice!
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The people who give a shit enough about the details of armhair, which the devs think is roughly 92%* of the market. They expect constant visual appretiation from the same market that will find the first unbalanced weapon glitch and exploit the hell out of it. How pretty it is only matters the first few days, and I don't understand how the masses keep getting snowed by visuals for EVERYTHING.
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Hey Mister!
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Maybe it's on Tatooine.
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Покупа́й Билет
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Покупа́й Билет
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Some of the ideas for Kinect for horror games that were shared on the most recent Idle Thumbs Podcast are awesomely hilarious, I recommend a listen.
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Think of your Xbox recording your voice and playing it during the middle of your game making your Xbox turn off or recordings of you earlier in the day.
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Hey Mister!
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This is how Skynet started.
Gonna buy a shotgun and move to a cabin in the forest. |
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the low Art Gloominati
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Xbox Skynet.
Kinect will launch nuclear missiles because of a phone convo featuring those keywords or something. It begins.... |
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Grim Fandango
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I dont think there actually will be a charge for that. The dog, or any other illegal viewer, will simply be vapourised by the XBone's built-in anti-piracy death ray.
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3 Dicks Out For Trips
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I have the feeling a lot of these features will be scrapped after the huge public backlash they've gotten so far.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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To be fair, I'd be surprised if it's all true in the first place. A lot of this is people misinterpreting Microsoft or their silence. Not exactly a good idea on their end, but I think people have spun some of this shit out big time. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Wrestling Marks Rejoice!
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Speaking of heat; hope they designed the internals better than the 360's, or rendering that freakin' CoD-DoG ALONE will give the Xbone whatever version of red ring the new system will be known to fail under. Won't even get to the complaints about the used/borrowed/rented games when your system melts into a literal steaming pile stuck to your entertainment center.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Practically the whole console is airflow at this point.
Though, being Microsoft, I could still see them fucking this one up. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Sorry, fucking this One up.
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Покупа́й Билет
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I should hope so. That was more telegraphed than a Team Gorm post.
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Flame on, Motherfokkas!
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Half of that's crap, of course.
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Alright Daria.
It doesn't mention the spurious stuff about the power of the cloud. |
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Raw Video Footage
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I said the same thing in this thread with a fraction of the text.
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BAY BAY
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This is pretty good about that "cloud bullshit" http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/di...ansform-gaming |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I can see the high concept notion of a world going on on the server, but then that's an MMO. Peter Molyneux wants a world that goes on when you're not playing, but if he wasn't a blowhard he would realise that you do this by just counting how long it's been since the player last played and simulating the changes at startup. All the stuff about the cloud being useless for realtime stuff is as I thought.
The other thing is that cloud processing stuff is pretty expensive on a massive scale. Obviously if MS is managing the cloud itself then it's their own course, but that's still a lot of power and infrastructure they have to keep running that doesn't necessarily add a lot of value. Maybe they're just forseeing matchmaking servers being ran on these? |
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Former TPWW Royalty
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According to Microsoft, doesn't matter how much complaining is being done online about their console since they know a significant chunk will still buy it at some point.
All the focus on the tv stuff during the Xbox One reveal was specifically targeted to those who only buy one console per generation and those who ended up using for current gen console more as a media device than gaming console (ex. Netflix). Quote:
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Maybe in years to come they will release a slim budget Xbone which has no Kinect in it at all.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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BAY BAY
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![]() Nice box for the XBone games. The actual cover for the game is a pile of shit though. |
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I'd rather they made a game of this:
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Grim Fandango
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I would absolutely play as Dr Sam Beckett in a Telltale Games adventure.
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King K Cool
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So Amazon UK are listing the placeholder price of the Xbox One at £599.99 and the games at £89.99.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/feature.h...cId=1000722053 |
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"Steven, your fossa!"
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I can't imagine anyone weould pay that for a console or a game. So, I'm out.
Came across this clip and thought someone could probably tweak it to apply to the Xbox One reveal. |
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