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Old 07-04-2013, 08:24 PM   #1
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Rock and Roll Buck Zumhofe pleads not guily to 12 counts of felony sexual conduct with his underage daughter

Buck Zumhofe Pleads Not Guilty To 12 Felony Counts Of Sexual Conduct With Underage Family Member
Posted by Joseph Lee on 07.04.2013

His bail was lowered...

Former AWA wrestler Eugene "Buck" Zumhofe has pleaded not guilty in a Willmar, Minnesota court to twelve felony counts of criminal sexual conduct. He has been accused of having a sexual relationship with an underage family member around 1,800 times between 1999 and 2011. The judge has lowered the bail to $50,000 from $100,000. Two more hearings are set for September 9 and September 18.

The defense said that Zumhofe's family was having trouble raising the $10,000 bond for the $100,000 bail, so it was lowered.

Zumhofe previously served 36 months for criminal sexual conduct in 1989 and was ruled to be a high risk to reoffend after a psychosexual evaluation.







Let's everybody rally around Buck Zumhofe and demand he be set free!


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Old 07-04-2013, 08:29 PM   #2
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He has been accused of having a sexual relationship with an underage family member around 1,800 times between 1999 and 2011.
That's like... one statutory rape every 2 days for 12 years. While still being on the road wrestling in his own promotion.

The man's a fucking machine.
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Old 07-04-2013, 08:33 PM   #3
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Allegedly.
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Old 07-04-2013, 08:37 PM   #4
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I did that math horribly wrong. Still... impressive.
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Old 07-04-2013, 08:38 PM   #5
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She's probably just trying to rob Buck of the Zumhofe family fortune!
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Old 07-04-2013, 08:40 PM   #6
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I bet Heath Slater could only fuck a kid once a week, tops.

Buck Zumhofe needs to be signed by WWE.

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Old 07-04-2013, 08:42 PM   #7
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Buck Zumhofe should definitely be brought in as the band leader
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Old 07-04-2013, 10:28 PM   #8
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I ask you people: do we want to live in a world where we can't have sex with our underaged daughters? I think not!

Fucking Obama.
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Old 07-05-2013, 12:32 AM   #9
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I've always said when it comes to drugs and prostitution but it fits here, too... Everyone should have the right to do whatever they damn well please with their own bodies.

That includes using your body to help create another body that you can fuck.
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Old 07-05-2013, 08:31 AM   #10
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That's like... one statutory rape every 2 days for 12 years. While still being on the road wrestling in his own promotion.

The man's a fucking machine.
i'm not sure if she wrestled all of his shows, but i know she was on the card at the one i went to a few years back. made it a bit easier for him, i guess. fucked up.
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Old 07-05-2013, 09:09 AM   #11
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You always here stories about wrestlers who distance themselves from their families due to their nomadic schedule. Good to know there's at least one story from the opposite side.

Like my grandma always said, "The family that fucks together stays together".
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Old 07-05-2013, 09:33 AM   #12
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Wait, so if you can't afford bail, they just lower it!?
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Old 07-05-2013, 09:42 AM   #13
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I keep reading his name as "Rock and Roll" Zuck Bumhole so he definitely sounds guilty.
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Old 07-05-2013, 09:44 AM   #14
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Buck has had a history of this type of stuff for years now.

may he rot.
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Old 07-05-2013, 11:22 AM   #15
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Wait, so if you can't afford bail, they just lower it!?
Yeah I feel like that defeats the purpose of bail
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Old 07-05-2013, 02:44 PM   #17
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I think this is unfair to Buck therefore I think his trial should be held in the great state of Alabama where ol buck will be treated as A goddamn hero and liberator for y'know sexually touching his daughter.


based on what his daughter said he's been a textbook sex offender right down to the old threatening suicide if you leave gambit.

jokes aside that is horrible and heres hoping they string him up by his balls.

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Old 07-06-2013, 12:31 AM   #18
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Buck has had a history of this type of stuff for years now.

may he rot.
yeah, throw all sexual deviants in prison. Would you agree with me Seth?
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yeah, throw all sexual deviants in prison. Would you agree with me Seth?
No, make happy jokes and put them on pedestals. Hire them to work at elementary schools
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