HBK's Contract, Austin/McMahon Talking, The Rock's New Movie

[tucsonspeed6]

Originally Posted by Joey Radd Michaels is currently "injured" and taking several months off this summer to spend time with his child and his wife, who is 8 months pregnant. [/url]

In a huge swerve, Michaels drives his wife to the abortion clinic and has a partial birth abortion performed at 8 1/2 months. He then takes the remains of the baby outside and waves them in front of the protesters flashing the double birds... He then points at a live camera and says that kane's baby is next for what Kane did to him on Raw. Kane tries to protect his child, but michaels still kidnaps lita and aborts the child. This gives the Michaels/Kane feud much more heat, puts an end to the Lita angle, and is just disturbing and tacky enough that the WWE would probably consider doing it....

[.44 Magdalene]

Originally Posted by tucsonspeed6 In a huge swerve, Michaels drives his wife to the abortion clinic and has a partial birth abortion performed at 8 1/2 months. He then takes the remains of the baby outside and waves them in front of the protesters flashing the double birds... He then points at a live camera and says that kane's baby is next for what Kane did to him on Raw. Kane tries to protect his child, but michaels still kidnaps lita and aborts the child. This gives the Michaels/Kane feud much more heat, puts an end to the Lita angle, and is just disturbing and tacky enough that the WWE would probably consider doing it....

Shawn Michaels = Jesus.
Jesus = Abortions.

Though it could still have potential for wacky hijiinks to ensue.