Think up the most badass storyline that you possibly can for any WWE wrestler...

[Nark Order]

Originally Posted by The Naitch JBL, the NEW WWE Champion starts his campaign against homosexuality. He injures Rico even more via live satellite feed. He berades Charlie Hass for being a closet homosexual who actually liked to be touched by Rico. Haas is then sent to Velocity for a while. Bradshaw then goes on to call John Cena a homosexual since he saw his WWE Confidential episode where Cena once wore a girls' outfit on Halloween. Bradshaw squashes Cena on an episode of Smackdown. Bradshaw then goes on to face Renee Dupree. He calls Renee a frech tickiling homosexual. He calls Fifi gay too. Well, a lesbian. Bradshaw continues his hardcore right wing propoganda schtick and offends the weakest one of them all: Michael Cole. JBL assaults Michael Cole similar to when Austin did it before the InVasion. Tazz tries to stop JBL, but Bradshaw no sells and insults Tazz because he is of colored skin. At this point, G.L.A.D. and many left wing liberalists are on a full force to stop the WWE, but Vince decides to give another "Fuck You" to them by making JBL a Tag Team Champ with Hardcore Holly. This culminates in JBL retaining the WWE Championship at Wrestlemania 21 against Kurt Angle in the main event. A huge riot ensues outside Staples Center.

Better yet, he should go into Israel and wave a Palenstinian flag around the arena. Then exclaim that there's a car bomb on the left side of the arena so everybody should run away as fast as they can if they value their lives. In the middle of the chaos he'd yell "SYKE!" and laugh his ass off. He would then start issueing open challenges to any non-americans and sqaush them all. Hitler would then come back from the grave and join him in his dominance.