The Supreme Tatanka Appreciation Thread

**Heisenberg** · 04-02-2014, 01:18 PM

I'm sure some of you are wondering about his war dance he did when coming into the ring. When he came through the portal his horse was unable to withstand the transportation effects and was instantly destroyed to Tatanka's dismay. He had to travel via skipping. He knew he had to fit in quick, so he bought a Game Boy and a fanny pack to wear with his war garb. When Tatanka was done goofing off, he ran into Chief Jay Buttbow who led him to Vince McMahon. Vince is a sorcerer demon time traveler and unveiled his true form to Tatanka. Tatanka was like OK, w/e, I know you. I want to join you. Your caravan of WWF superstars is where I want to roam. We still don't know what Vince's true form is, it has been known that human eyes are not enchanted in power to sustain the site. We'll never know, just put it at that unless you want to straight die.

04-02-2014, 01:18 PM	#11
Heisenberg Quality Meme Producer Posts: 19,372	I'm sure some of you are wondering about his war dance he did when coming into the ring. When he came through the portal his horse was unable to withstand the transportation effects and was instantly destroyed to Tatanka's dismay. He had to travel via skipping. He knew he had to fit in quick, so he bought a Game Boy and a fanny pack to wear with his war garb. When Tatanka was done goofing off, he ran into Chief Jay Buttbow who led him to Vince McMahon. Vince is a sorcerer demon time traveler and unveiled his true form to Tatanka. Tatanka was like OK, w/e, I know you. I want to join you. Your caravan of WWF superstars is where I want to roam. We still don't know what Vince's true form is, it has been known that human eyes are not enchanted in power to sustain the site. We'll never know, just put it at that unless you want to straight die.