WWE Vengeance Captions

**Corkscrewed** · 07-13-2004, 01:29 AM

**Corkscrewed** · 07-13-2004, 02:09 AM

Eugene didn't particularly enjoy the new Brusselsproutsberry flavor of Evolution Kool Aid.

OR

Eugene does his best Hardcore-Holly-When-He-Doesn't-Get-What-He-Wants impression.

This would be the last time Mike Chioda ever called Eugene "Dustin Hoffman."

Never in his wildest dreams did Matt ever think he'd be allowed to literally bury Kane.

Much to his glee, Steven Richards found out his new Ass Darts worked like a charm.

"Get out of the way, Glenn! I finally stole the writers' script book for this Lita angle and I've gotta burn it FAST!"

Matt exacts quick revenge on Steven Richards after his Ass Darts take aim at Kane.

Kane should have known better than to trust Lita with the redesign of his mask.

The monster Kane was just about to rip Lita's brains out when he realized the fruitlessness of the idea.

Matt may have been struggling with the EZ Fold Chair, but Kane was having even more trouble with the EZ Fold Stairs.

"OMG! I'm so happy I made it through an entire match bithout wotching! ...DOH!"

Kane's reaction to the fact that two Cruiserweights actually won titles.

Edge becomes the latest victim to falling Ortongoyles.

Whether it meant Richards was turning heel or Orton was turning fact, the Ass Darts were still just as effective.

Tension mounted as the Great American Donut Crawl neared its conclusion.

Taking advantage of a missed spear, Orton's Banzai from the Rafters hit with devasting consequences.

"Wait a moment, I'm not supposed to get the falling anvil!"

Edge may have hit the spear, but Orton got the last laugh by stealing his wallet.

Edge's IC Belt Hanglider would have worked great had it been attached to an actual glider.

"I can't believe I chose King Arthur over Anchorman!!!"

**Raising Kane** · 07-13-2004, 05:22 AM

Triple H forgot to tell Eugene that he should only put one of his giant sourballs in his mouth at a time.

Eugene was so excited when informed he'd be starring in "Young Einstein 2" that he let Rico style his hair before his match. The ref then tossed Eugene out of the match for using a deadly hair-do as a weapon.

Kane was so surprised by the appearance of Disco Inferno in the WWE that he tripped and fell over the top rope landing on his head. Disco immediately rushed to his aid.

Matt Hardy ran screaming from the Arena when Kane informed him that he wanted to make the love triangle into an actual love triangle.

Kane decided he needed a new finisher. Fans were quite impressed with the devastating "Wedgie From Hell".

Lita: God help me if Kane is the father. I mean look at the size of his head! (Sorry... birth humor

)

Lita was disgusted. Nowhere in the Three Stooges skit she had given to Kane had she read anything about Moe copping a feel from Curly during the eye-poke.

Kane decided to bury himself under the ringsteps when he realized that Vince was bringing in a bunch of old gimmicks for the PPV... first there was Ultimate Warrior... then Disco Inferno... but the final straw was when Marty Jannetty ran into the ring with a steel chair...

Lita laughing: Wait until they find out that neither Kane nor Matt is the father. That Batista is really hung like a horse. A horse! I'm finally gonna have a pony!

Please tell me she is NOT that stupid...

Randy Orton just didn't have the correct grimace to portray Bruce Banner.

No matter how long Edge spent trying to teach him, Orton just couldn't do the "watermelon crawl".

Edge and Randy team together in charades to act out "daring young man on the flying trapeze..."

Randy became concerned about his recent dog bite when he started howling at the full moon...

Randy realized Edge had seriously misinterpreted the lyrics he had sung to him earlier. That was the last time he was gonna tell anyone "I want to feel you from the inside."

Edge really regretted accepting Randy's offer to show him how to wax his armpits.

Simon says put one hand on your head...

You are joking right? Now I'm jobbing to Edge in Simon says?

**Vastardikai** · 07-13-2004, 02:03 PM

Eugene's chipmunk gimmick failed to get over with the crowd.

Eugene: You gave me Static cling!

Kane: You turned my whole world upside down.

Matt didn't take kindly to that comment.

Matt was in agony when his left arm got severed.

When Door to Door Salesmen get too pushy...

Kane runs in on the invisible chin-up competition between Matt and the Referee.

Kane: I got these steps JUST FOR YOU!

Lita: LA LA LA! I'M NOT LISTENING!

Kane shows Lita how many times he's been with Katie Vick today...

Kane cut Matt's hair into a Mullet, and Matt was none too pleased.

Lita was excited. This was the largest grasshopper she had EVER caught.

Kane was confused.

Kane: I'm confused.

Edge knows he can escape: All he has to do is shove Randy's head up the ref's ass.

Randy: I do NOT look like Nick LeShay (sp?)

JR: Edge is in trouble.

Randy: Tag Me, Tag Me!!!

To prove that he doesn't look like Nick LeShay, he dodges the advances of a charging Jessica Simpson.

Randy wondered who is more useless: Ashlee Simpson or that Mikey guy from American Choppers. Here he asks God for help.

When he declares that it is Ashlee, the president of her fan club gets upset.

Edge: THAT IS NOT A CAPITAL G! Learn how to write!

As he covers up his bald spot Edge, makes one more taunt.

Edge: You really DO look like Nick LeShay. Check it out!

A picture of Nick LeShay appears on the TitanTron.

Randy: It's TRUE! EVERY WORD OF IT IS TRUE!

**Mayo** · 07-13-2004, 02:57 PM

Midgets weren't cute anymore once you pissed them off.

Eugene was a little bit overenthusiastic after the Ref was the only one to compliment his new hairstyle.

Hardy was going to make sure that Kane never referred to Jeff as 'the less gay Hardy brother' ever again.

*Mel Gibson voice*
Hardy: You can take my credibility, but you'll never take... my Mattitude!

Hardy rushed over to Kane to rub the results of the paternity test in his face.

Kane: Matt, I still can't find your keys! Are you sure they're in here?
Matt: That's not my pocket, you Big Red Retard!

While Lita used her hands to cover her ears while the fire alarm was blaring, Kane used an alternative method.

Kane was reluctant to re-enact the Three Stooges scene with Lita because he thought she would botch blocking the eye poke.

When Carmella DeCesare came down to ringside, Matt Hardy let go of the steel steps he was carrying with Kane to set up a chair for her.
Matt: Oh shit, I hope Kane's okay! Well, he was already an ugly fuck, so it may be an improvement.

Rita: Now this Big Red Monster will finally spell doom for the Power Rangers! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Kane: Wait, is that the bitch that I impregnated? That must have been some great stuff that I took from RVD's stash.

Edge: Randy, you've gotten a lot heavier! Have you been working out a lot more?
Randy: Nah, Trips taught me about the hold down aura though.

Randy: Oh god, I know I'm the legend killer, but I don't want to go near Mae Young!

Edge: ...159.... 160...... Uh, I think thats it.
Randy: Pfft! You call yourself a man? I can do 300 with Hunter on my back!
Edge:

Randy: 201... 202...
Edge: Okay, they are just leapfrogs, don't be such a showoff!

Randy: Oh shit, an HHH gargoyle heading straight for me!

This isn't quite what Orton had in mind when a blonde was gonna sweep him off his feet.

Edge: *reading Titantron*
Congrats on beating Randy tonight. I'll be in the shower after the match. Bring the K-Y jelly. Your good friend, Hunter.

Edge: Phew, this new hair gel is really sticky... FUCKING RHYNO!

Orton: I know, what a fucking asshole!

07-13-2004, 02:09 AM	#2
Corkscrewed Posts: 18,357	Eugene didn't particularly enjoy the new Brusselsproutsberry flavor of Evolution Kool Aid. OR Eugene does his best Hardcore-Holly-When-He-Doesn't-Get-What-He-Wants impression. This would be the last time Mike Chioda ever called Eugene "Dustin Hoffman." Never in his wildest dreams did Matt ever think he'd be allowed to literally bury Kane. Much to his glee, Steven Richards found out his new Ass Darts worked like a charm. "Get out of the way, Glenn! I finally stole the writers' script book for this Lita angle and I've gotta burn it FAST!" Matt exacts quick revenge on Steven Richards after his Ass Darts take aim at Kane. Kane should have known better than to trust Lita with the redesign of his mask. The monster Kane was just about to rip Lita's brains out when he realized the fruitlessness of the idea. Matt may have been struggling with the EZ Fold Chair, but Kane was having even more trouble with the EZ Fold Stairs. "OMG! I'm so happy I made it through an entire match bithout wotching! ...DOH!" Kane's reaction to the fact that two Cruiserweights actually won titles. Edge becomes the latest victim to falling Ortongoyles. Whether it meant Richards was turning heel or Orton was turning fact, the Ass Darts were still just as effective. Tension mounted as the Great American Donut Crawl neared its conclusion. Taking advantage of a missed spear, Orton's Banzai from the Rafters hit with devasting consequences. "Wait a moment, I'm not supposed to get the falling anvil!" Edge may have hit the spear, but Orton got the last laugh by stealing his wallet. Edge's IC Belt Hanglider would have worked great had it been attached to an actual glider. "I can't believe I chose King Arthur over Anchorman!!!"

07-13-2004, 05:22 AM	#3
Raising Kane I lied. It was me. Posts: 3,376	Triple H forgot to tell Eugene that he should only put one of his giant sourballs in his mouth at a time. Eugene was so excited when informed he'd be starring in "Young Einstein 2" that he let Rico style his hair before his match. The ref then tossed Eugene out of the match for using a deadly hair-do as a weapon. Kane was so surprised by the appearance of Disco Inferno in the WWE that he tripped and fell over the top rope landing on his head. Disco immediately rushed to his aid. Matt Hardy ran screaming from the Arena when Kane informed him that he wanted to make the love triangle into an actual love triangle. Kane decided he needed a new finisher. Fans were quite impressed with the devastating "Wedgie From Hell". Lita: God help me if Kane is the father. I mean look at the size of his head! (Sorry... birth humor ) Lita was disgusted. Nowhere in the Three Stooges skit she had given to Kane had she read anything about Moe copping a feel from Curly during the eye-poke. Kane decided to bury himself under the ringsteps when he realized that Vince was bringing in a bunch of old gimmicks for the PPV... first there was Ultimate Warrior... then Disco Inferno... but the final straw was when Marty Jannetty ran into the ring with a steel chair... Lita laughing: Wait until they find out that neither Kane nor Matt is the father. That Batista is really hung like a horse. A horse! I'm finally gonna have a pony! Please tell me she is NOT that stupid... Randy Orton just didn't have the correct grimace to portray Bruce Banner. No matter how long Edge spent trying to teach him, Orton just couldn't do the "watermelon crawl". Edge and Randy team together in charades to act out "daring young man on the flying trapeze..." Randy became concerned about his recent dog bite when he started howling at the full moon... Randy realized Edge had seriously misinterpreted the lyrics he had sung to him earlier. That was the last time he was gonna tell anyone "I want to feel you from the inside." Edge really regretted accepting Randy's offer to show him how to wax his armpits. Simon says put one hand on your head... You are joking right? Now I'm jobbing to Edge in Simon says?

07-13-2004, 02:03 PM	#4
Vastardikai Taller than Adam Cole Posts: 10,876	Eugene's chipmunk gimmick failed to get over with the crowd. Eugene: You gave me Static cling! Kane: You turned my whole world upside down. Matt didn't take kindly to that comment. Matt was in agony when his left arm got severed. When Door to Door Salesmen get too pushy... Kane runs in on the invisible chin-up competition between Matt and the Referee. Kane: I got these steps JUST FOR YOU! Lita: LA LA LA! I'M NOT LISTENING! Kane shows Lita how many times he's been with Katie Vick today... Kane cut Matt's hair into a Mullet, and Matt was none too pleased. Lita was excited. This was the largest grasshopper she had EVER caught. Kane was confused. Kane: I'm confused. Edge knows he can escape: All he has to do is shove Randy's head up the ref's ass. Randy: I do NOT look like Nick LeShay (sp?) JR: Edge is in trouble. Randy: Tag Me, Tag Me!!! To prove that he doesn't look like Nick LeShay, he dodges the advances of a charging Jessica Simpson. Randy wondered who is more useless: Ashlee Simpson or that Mikey guy from American Choppers. Here he asks God for help. When he declares that it is Ashlee, the president of her fan club gets upset. Edge: THAT IS NOT A CAPITAL G! Learn how to write! As he covers up his bald spot Edge, makes one more taunt. Edge: You really DO look like Nick LeShay. Check it out! A picture of Nick LeShay appears on the TitanTron. Randy: It's TRUE! EVERY WORD OF IT IS TRUE!

07-13-2004, 02:57 PM	#5
Mayo not gayo Posts: 7,676	Midgets weren't cute anymore once you pissed them off. Eugene was a little bit overenthusiastic after the Ref was the only one to compliment his new hairstyle. Hardy was going to make sure that Kane never referred to Jeff as 'the less gay Hardy brother' ever again. Mel Gibson voice Hardy: You can take my credibility, but you'll never take... my Mattitude! Hardy rushed over to Kane to rub the results of the paternity test in his face. Kane: Matt, I still can't find your keys! Are you sure they're in here? Matt: That's not my pocket, you Big Red Retard! While Lita used her hands to cover her ears while the fire alarm was blaring, Kane used an alternative method. Kane was reluctant to re-enact the Three Stooges scene with Lita because he thought she would botch blocking the eye poke. When Carmella DeCesare came down to ringside, Matt Hardy let go of the steel steps he was carrying with Kane to set up a chair for her. Matt: Oh shit, I hope Kane's okay! Well, he was already an ugly fuck, so it may be an improvement. Rita: Now this Big Red Monster will finally spell doom for the Power Rangers! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Kane: Wait, is that the bitch that I impregnated? That must have been some great stuff that I took from RVD's stash. Edge: Randy, you've gotten a lot heavier! Have you been working out a lot more? Randy: Nah, Trips taught me about the hold down aura though. Randy: Oh god, I know I'm the legend killer, but I don't want to go near Mae Young! Edge: ...159.... 160...... Uh, I think thats it. Randy: Pfft! You call yourself a man? I can do 300 with Hunter on my back! Edge: Randy: 201... 202... Edge: Okay, they are just leapfrogs, don't be such a showoff! Randy: Oh shit, an HHH gargoyle heading straight for me! This isn't quite what Orton had in mind when a blonde was gonna sweep him off his feet. Edge: reading Titantron Congrats on beating Randy tonight. I'll be in the shower after the match. Bring the K-Y jelly. Your good friend, Hunter. Edge: Phew, this new hair gel is really sticky... FUCKING RHYNO! Orton: I know, what a fucking asshole!