WWE Vengeance Captions

**Vastardikai** · 07-13-2004, 02:03 PM

Eugene's chipmunk gimmick failed to get over with the crowd.

Eugene: You gave me Static cling!

Kane: You turned my whole world upside down.

Matt didn't take kindly to that comment.

Matt was in agony when his left arm got severed.

When Door to Door Salesmen get too pushy...

Kane runs in on the invisible chin-up competition between Matt and the Referee.

Kane: I got these steps JUST FOR YOU!

Lita: LA LA LA! I'M NOT LISTENING!

Kane shows Lita how many times he's been with Katie Vick today...

Kane cut Matt's hair into a Mullet, and Matt was none too pleased.

Lita was excited. This was the largest grasshopper she had EVER caught.

Kane was confused.

Kane: I'm confused.

Edge knows he can escape: All he has to do is shove Randy's head up the ref's ass.

Randy: I do NOT look like Nick LeShay (sp?)

JR: Edge is in trouble.

Randy: Tag Me, Tag Me!!!

To prove that he doesn't look like Nick LeShay, he dodges the advances of a charging Jessica Simpson.

Randy wondered who is more useless: Ashlee Simpson or that Mikey guy from American Choppers. Here he asks God for help.

When he declares that it is Ashlee, the president of her fan club gets upset.

Edge: THAT IS NOT A CAPITAL G! Learn how to write!

As he covers up his bald spot Edge, makes one more taunt.

Edge: You really DO look like Nick LeShay. Check it out!

A picture of Nick LeShay appears on the TitanTron.

Randy: It's TRUE! EVERY WORD OF IT IS TRUE!

07-13-2004, 02:03 PM	#5
Vastardikai Taller than Adam Cole Posts: 10,876	Eugene's chipmunk gimmick failed to get over with the crowd. Eugene: You gave me Static cling! Kane: You turned my whole world upside down. Matt didn't take kindly to that comment. Matt was in agony when his left arm got severed. When Door to Door Salesmen get too pushy... Kane runs in on the invisible chin-up competition between Matt and the Referee. Kane: I got these steps JUST FOR YOU! Lita: LA LA LA! I'M NOT LISTENING! Kane shows Lita how many times he's been with Katie Vick today... Kane cut Matt's hair into a Mullet, and Matt was none too pleased. Lita was excited. This was the largest grasshopper she had EVER caught. Kane was confused. Kane: I'm confused. Edge knows he can escape: All he has to do is shove Randy's head up the ref's ass. Randy: I do NOT look like Nick LeShay (sp?) JR: Edge is in trouble. Randy: Tag Me, Tag Me!!! To prove that he doesn't look like Nick LeShay, he dodges the advances of a charging Jessica Simpson. Randy wondered who is more useless: Ashlee Simpson or that Mikey guy from American Choppers. Here he asks God for help. When he declares that it is Ashlee, the president of her fan club gets upset. Edge: THAT IS NOT A CAPITAL G! Learn how to write! As he covers up his bald spot Edge, makes one more taunt. Edge: You really DO look like Nick LeShay. Check it out! A picture of Nick LeShay appears on the TitanTron. Randy: It's TRUE! EVERY WORD OF IT IS TRUE!