How has there not been a thread about the Cesaro injury?

[Theo Dious]

Because Cesaro is boring as hell and only smarky workrate fetishes like him.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Originally Posted by Theo Dious I actually generally enjoy the product. The fans however I do not necessarily care for. I've always found Cesaro boring, though definitely skilled. I don't know how he's expected to carry a main event spot when he can't speak or properly interact with the crowd. He's not going to be a monster heel as he's not visually intimidating; when he tries to look super pissed he ends up looking extremely silly to me. The people I see insisting that he should be the number one guy seem to be willfully overlooking these shortcomings to a ridiculous degree, to the point where it reminds me of a Monty Python sketch: Push Cesaro! Look you stupid bastard he's got no charisma! Yes he has! As for the unified title thing: People complained for a long time about the brand split and the dual titles. Now we have one unified title and we've dealt with two vacancies and a long stretch of a champion who worked a part-time schedule. Now whereas Cesaro could have had at least a test run on a world title level, he's never going to get a push at the top because he simply doesn't have a full set to be a main eventer. Even a MitB cashin isn't in store for him now, seeing as where it was once the way to propel a "maybe the guy" wrestler to a top title, now it's going to be held back as either a Rollins "ok this is a new top guy" or a Sheamus "put him back in there" role. The point is as far as I go, I get set off easily on certain subjects, and none more than people being deliberately blind to certain topics. Like European superstars who, despite a wealth of technical skill, won't be fit for a main event run without some major improvement, yet are held up in certain circles to be Wrestling Jesus.

That's all fine, but your initial unprovoked response...

Originally Posted by Theo Dious Because Cesaro is boring as hell and only smarky workrate fetishes like him.

...just seemed really out of place and mean-spirited in a thread talking merely about him being injured.