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**Mr. Nerfect** · 02-05-2017, 10:13 PM

What if Sami Zayn became Triple H's daughters' favorite wrestler? Like they all got Sami Zayn posters and put them up on their walls, and Triple H was like "Ok Sami, come to my house." And Zayn is all awkward and says "But we don't like each other" and Triple H says "I will put that all aside for my daughters."

Sami goes to the house, and people call him a sellout. Everybody thinks he is on the take, like a crooked cop or politician. Kevin Owens calls him a "baby kisser." But he loves the kids so he keeps going and making their day. They even start calling him "Uncle Sami."

One day, Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn are at Triple H's house for a barbecue. Triple H jokes that Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens should wrestle for the Universal Title in the ring he has set up on the backyard. They have the match and Zayn actually wins the Universal Title in the backyard. Everybody is happy except Kevin Owens, who breaks one of Triple H's daughter's ponies on the way out in a huff. She cries.

Triple H comes out on RAW and demands Kevin Owens apologise to his daughter. Kevin Owens comes out and throws money at Triple H and says "This is all the money I made because I was champion for so long. If you don't give me the belt back, I am going to sue you." Triple H is furious, and asks Sami to give it back, but Sami beats up Kevin Owens because he is protective of Triple H's daughters now. He says when he fights Owens for the title at the next PPV, he will compete as "Uncle Sami."

Everyone is still cheering Zayn, but the good guys are concerned that Zayn is becoming a Triple H puppet. "Triple H might be a tough boss, but he's a great dad" is what Sami says to everybody. Anyway, Zayn wins the Universal Championship, but Triple H's daughters say that "Daddy, Uncle Sami really should be champion of the universe!" and so Triple H says that Uncle Sami can now float between RAW, SmackDown, NXT, Main Event, Total Divas and Legends House 2 as Universal Champion.

It all gets too much for Sami, and when he loses the belt for being overworked, Triple H's daughters get sad so Triple H beats up Sami Zayn for making his daughters sad.

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Mr. Nerfect Posts: 61,566	What if Sami Zayn became Triple H's daughters' favorite wrestler? Like they all got Sami Zayn posters and put them up on their walls, and Triple H was like "Ok Sami, come to my house." And Zayn is all awkward and says "But we don't like each other" and Triple H says "I will put that all aside for my daughters." Sami goes to the house, and people call him a sellout. Everybody thinks he is on the take, like a crooked cop or politician. Kevin Owens calls him a "baby kisser." But he loves the kids so he keeps going and making their day. They even start calling him "Uncle Sami." One day, Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn are at Triple H's house for a barbecue. Triple H jokes that Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens should wrestle for the Universal Title in the ring he has set up on the backyard. They have the match and Zayn actually wins the Universal Title in the backyard. Everybody is happy except Kevin Owens, who breaks one of Triple H's daughter's ponies on the way out in a huff. She cries. Triple H comes out on RAW and demands Kevin Owens apologise to his daughter. Kevin Owens comes out and throws money at Triple H and says "This is all the money I made because I was champion for so long. If you don't give me the belt back, I am going to sue you." Triple H is furious, and asks Sami to give it back, but Sami beats up Kevin Owens because he is protective of Triple H's daughters now. He says when he fights Owens for the title at the next PPV, he will compete as "Uncle Sami." Everyone is still cheering Zayn, but the good guys are concerned that Zayn is becoming a Triple H puppet. "Triple H might be a tough boss, but he's a great dad" is what Sami says to everybody. Anyway, Zayn wins the Universal Championship, but Triple H's daughters say that "Daddy, Uncle Sami really should be champion of the universe!" and so Triple H says that Uncle Sami can now float between RAW, SmackDown, NXT, Main Event, Total Divas and Legends House 2 as Universal Champion. It all gets too much for Sami, and when he loses the belt for being overworked, Triple H's daughters get sad so Triple H beats up Sami Zayn for making his daughters sad.