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Ahem.
ROH Chicago Honor Before Dishonor 17. The Main Event is between Random Strongman (c) and a mystery opponent. Rumor is it's Lance Storm or Jerry Lynn for some reason or whatever. Then, CM Punk's music hits and he runs out to a giant 500 person crowd pop. Everybody is going crazy and the match is about to start, but then Punk calls for the mic. "Sorry, everyone, I can't wrestle tonight. You see, I just signed a contract backstage with another company you might have heard of." Punk pulls off his shirt and it's the new John Cena shirt. Cena and Shane McMahon run into the ring. The locker room pours out, but Cena, Shane, and Punk hit a bunch of stunners on everybody. Then, Shane gets on the mic and announces that the WWE has just acquired the ROH library and all rights to the name. ROH is dead. Punk then returns to the WWE full-time as an announcer. |
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