SmackDown ala Captions (08/05)

**Transplant** · 08-06-2004, 01:10 AM

Thev First Black WWE General Manager, Theodore R. Long, gets his induction into the wax museum.

....And Miss USA Is....Rob Van Dam

this was John Cena's reaction after he saw the overweight fans behind him, knowing that HE was the new Fat Chick Thrilla

Everyone wondered why Shannon Moore visited a tanning salon

Check out Eddie's new Photo Rack

Rene Dupree's new Russian Flag gimmick got amazing pops throughout the Arena

Charles Robinson shows how many more black guy will ever win a match.

Gameshow host: And this is your final question for 1 Million dollars: Who Am I? I beat you up in high school and I stole your lunch money, but I give no credibility to the WWE Title.

Charlie Haas didnt know what the hell was goin on when Miss Jackie sprouted his head from her ass.

The Secret Service guarded wrestlers now?

Michael Cole: and London with a Swanton bomb on Danny Basham.

Rey: I seem to have mis-placed my cruiserweight title.
Spike: Oh....Um....Wanna borrow mine?

Bubba: what happened
Rey: Damn Steven Richards
Ref: Get Him, Hes Over There.

Spike debuts his new finisher, the Arm Amputator.

Bubba: Hi Mom!
D-Von: Wait, do we have the same mom or the same dad?
Spike: I can't remember.
Bubba: Im sure we had the same Dad
Spike: You sure?
Bubba: not really, D-Von, can you remember?
D-Von:...

JBL: yes, I DO bring credibility to the WWE title.

...and now this is what has happened to Chuck Norris after his exercise machine franchise went bust

JBL: Arent YOU the Sean O'Haire Baby?

In an attempt of a reversal, the midget sends a hamster up JBLs rectum.

JBL: Me and the KKK will take you down
Jordan:

The very first non-contact version of thumb war was a test of endurance for both Undertaker and Verne Troyer

08-06-2004, 01:10 AM	#7
Transplant ...and a Batman symbol Posts: 663	Thev First Black WWE General Manager, Theodore R. Long, gets his induction into the wax museum. ....And Miss USA Is....Rob Van Dam this was John Cena's reaction after he saw the overweight fans behind him, knowing that HE was the new Fat Chick Thrilla Everyone wondered why Shannon Moore visited a tanning salon Check out Eddie's new Photo Rack Rene Dupree's new Russian Flag gimmick got amazing pops throughout the Arena Charles Robinson shows how many more black guy will ever win a match. Gameshow host: And this is your final question for 1 Million dollars: Who Am I? I beat you up in high school and I stole your lunch money, but I give no credibility to the WWE Title. Charlie Haas didnt know what the hell was goin on when Miss Jackie sprouted his head from her ass. The Secret Service guarded wrestlers now? Michael Cole: and London with a Swanton bomb on Danny Basham. Rey: I seem to have mis-placed my cruiserweight title. Spike: Oh....Um....Wanna borrow mine? Bubba: what happened Rey: Damn Steven Richards Ref: Get Him, Hes Over There. Spike debuts his new finisher, the Arm Amputator. Bubba: Hi Mom! D-Von: Wait, do we have the same mom or the same dad? Spike: I can't remember. Bubba: Im sure we had the same Dad Spike: You sure? Bubba: not really, D-Von, can you remember? D-Von:... JBL: yes, I DO bring credibility to the WWE title. ...and now this is what has happened to Chuck Norris after his exercise machine franchise went bust JBL: Arent YOU the Sean O'Haire Baby? In an attempt of a reversal, the midget sends a hamster up JBLs rectum. JBL: Me and the KKK will take you down Jordan: The very first non-contact version of thumb war was a test of endurance for both Undertaker and Verne Troyer