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**El Santo** · 08-11-2004, 02:01 AM

Coach: "Congratulations, ladies, you have somehow made 'Hot Chicks Eating Ice Cream' unsexy."

Love it or hate him, you gotta admit Randy did one mean Porky Pig impersonation.

Randy couldn't help but stare. He'd never seen Siamese Triplets before, and he wondered if sex for them was really, really weird.

Benoit was always around to help a friend, but, God, wasn't there anyone else to hold Randy down when he took his enema?

Ever the born-again Christian, Nidia never missed a chance to praise the Lord.

Trish: "Gotcha, Stacy! I didn't say 'Simon says'!"
Stacy: "D'oh!"

Regal: "Dammit, Eugene. You knock next time you want to use to can, OK?"

"Oh, man. 'Homestar Runner' was really funny today!"

Kane: "So what do you think of my little novella."
Lita: "You're insane. Harry Potter loses his virginity to Professor McGonagal?!?!"

JR was the clumsiest player in the world. EVERYBODY could tell when he was trying to cop a feel.

Kane: "Hey, isn't this kinda... stupid?"
Matt: "Who cares! They're jobbing to us! They're jobbing to us! Turn around, that one's getting away!"
Chair #3: "Run run run...!"

Jericho: "Alright, if it means getting a main event push, then it seems I have no choice. I'll go ahead and..."
Edge: "Um, before you go any further.... I'm not Hunter."
Jericho: "Oh."

Randy was right! Edge made a great baseball bat!

Fans got to see the WWE's most powerful finisher as Jericho's Flying Crotch Punch drove Edge's head into the mat.

Who could blame Edge for fainting after he caught a glimpse of Batista's massive boobs?

08-11-2004, 02:01 AM	#17
El Santo One Man Horror Show Posts: 1,046	Coach: "Congratulations, ladies, you have somehow made 'Hot Chicks Eating Ice Cream' unsexy." Love it or hate him, you gotta admit Randy did one mean Porky Pig impersonation. Randy couldn't help but stare. He'd never seen Siamese Triplets before, and he wondered if sex for them was really, really weird. Benoit was always around to help a friend, but, God, wasn't there anyone else to hold Randy down when he took his enema? Ever the born-again Christian, Nidia never missed a chance to praise the Lord. Trish: "Gotcha, Stacy! I didn't say 'Simon says'!" Stacy: "D'oh!" Regal: "Dammit, Eugene. You knock next time you want to use to can, OK?" "Oh, man. 'Homestar Runner' was really funny today!" Kane: "So what do you think of my little novella." Lita: "You're insane. Harry Potter loses his virginity to Professor McGonagal?!?!" JR was the clumsiest player in the world. EVERYBODY could tell when he was trying to cop a feel. Kane: "Hey, isn't this kinda... stupid?" Matt: "Who cares! They're jobbing to us! They're jobbing to us! Turn around, that one's getting away!" Chair #3: "Run run run...!" Jericho: "Alright, if it means getting a main event push, then it seems I have no choice. I'll go ahead and..." Edge: "Um, before you go any further.... I'm not Hunter." Jericho: "Oh." Randy was right! Edge made a great baseball bat! Fans got to see the WWE's most powerful finisher as Jericho's Flying Crotch Punch drove Edge's head into the mat. Who could blame Edge for fainting after he caught a glimpse of Batista's massive boobs?