RAW Captions (12/8/2003)

[El Santo]

Originally Posted by Corkscrewed Oh yeah, and note my member title, "Caption Crew." Lets start a FACTION ()called the Caption Crew. We can go beat up dopes from the STUPID NOOB stable or something. If you want to join, you must be approved by me and other members. People who do not need permission are: - Dude Love - Loopydate - El Santo - M-A-G - Spoon Bender - Lamuella and prolly some more people I can't remember at the moment.

El Santo enters the ring and stares at Corkscrewed, eye to eye. Corkscrewed offers his hand. El Santo hesistates at first, then shakes Corkscrewed's hands.

They lift their hands in the air in triumph.

The two turn to hug, but suddenly, El Santo wraps his arm around Corkscrewed's neck for a shocking DDT!

El Santo rips open his shirt, which boldly proclaims the words "STUPID NOOB". An evil grin spreads across his face.

JR: "Oh mah Gawd! I can't believe what I'm seeing here folks! El Santo... has gone... INSANE! ... What's this? I don't believe this! He's grabbing a chair from ringside... Oh mah Gawd! Don't do this! For the love of Gawd..." *Smack!* "I can't believe what I'm seeing! For all that is good and holy... why doesn't anyone stop him?"

The theme song for "The Caption Crew" hits, and loopydate and Dude Love come to ringside, looking for revenge. El Santo, however, hightails it out of the ring and run off into the audience.

King: "Do you think that El Santo has joined the 'Stupid Noob' faction, JR?"

JR: "Though it was painfully obvious from the shirt he was wearing, I still have to say that I have no clue, King."