How to start a RIOT: Royal Rumble edition.

[xrodmuc316]

Shinsuke has an amazing entrance, then goes full Bash at the Beach Jeff Jarrett and shoot lays down and takes the loss. We don't see him again until Double or Nothing where he won't be held back by a racist against Japanese owner.

Miz and Shane double cross each other yet somehow still win the straps.

Buddy Murphy or Kalisto beat one of the Asian wrestlers, again cause racist Vince.

Charlotte cost Becky the Smackdown title match, then Becky attacks Charlotte backstage and takes her spot in the woman's Rumble match, goes on to win it, and somehow both end up moving to Raw to fight Ronda at Mania.

Sasha loses to Ronda, and her and Bayley go on to Elimination Chamber to win the Women's tag titles.

Daniel Bryan retains when EC3 shows up on the stage during the match and goes full Lex Lugar looking at himself in 3 mirrors distracting A.J. long enough to cost him the match.

Finn smiles for a while, then eats about 5 German suplexes before Braun comes out and beats up Finn for taking his spot, turning heel again for no real reason at all, then in 6 weeks he will fight Gable and Roode at Mania with a different Ref's kid as his partner, becoming a face again somehow in the process.

Woman's Royal Rumble match is booked to be won by Carmella, but they get down to the last 2 and Nia Fat "accidentally" injures her, and they have to Audible to Nia winning, cause anti bullying or something.

Men's Royal Rumble, John Cena wins, goes to Mania and takes the title from Daniel Bryan, thus getting to stick it to a Bella one more time :O

[Mr. Nerfect]

Originally Posted by xrodmuc316 Shinsuke has an amazing entrance, then goes full Bash at the Beach Jeff Jarrett and shoot lays down and takes the loss. We don't see him again until Double or Nothing where he won't be held back by a racist against Japanese owner. Miz and Shane double cross each other yet somehow still win the straps. Buddy Murphy or Kalisto beat one of the Asian wrestlers, again cause racist Vince. Charlotte cost Becky the Smackdown title match, then Becky attacks Charlotte backstage and takes her spot in the woman's Rumble match, goes on to win it, and somehow both end up moving to Raw to fight Ronda at Mania. Sasha loses to Ronda, and her and Bayley go on to Elimination Chamber to win the Women's tag titles. Daniel Bryan retains when EC3 shows up on the stage during the match and goes full Lex Lugar looking at himself in 3 mirrors distracting A.J. long enough to cost him the match. Finn smiles for a while, then eats about 5 German suplexes before Braun comes out and beats up Finn for taking his spot, turning heel again for no real reason at all, then in 6 weeks he will fight Gable and Roode at Mania with a different Ref's kid as his partner, becoming a face again somehow in the process. Woman's Royal Rumble match is booked to be won by Carmella, but they get down to the last 2 and Nia Fat "accidentally" injures her, and they have to Audible to Nia winning, cause anti bullying or something. Men's Royal Rumble, John Cena wins, goes to Mania and takes the title from Daniel Bryan, thus getting to stick it to a Bella one more time :O

I can realistically see all of that happening.