SDLive - the final stop on the road to KOFIMania

[Emperor Smeat]

Originally Posted by RP I passed tonight. Any synopsis of the show?

Kevin Owens held a talkie segment with Orton and Styles involving Styles making fun of Orton for failing WWE's Wellness tests in the past. They fight and then RKO OUTTA NOWHERE.

8-man tag team match featuring teams people actually care about unlike RAW and ends with one of the Usos pinning Rusev. Bliss interrupts the post-match festivities to announce a Fatal 4-way match for the tag belts at Mania involving everyone who just fought.

Miz beat Sanity in a handicap match despite Sanity having the numbers advantage and it being a Falls Count Anywhere match that was randomly announced by Shane. Ring announcer wanted to proclaim Shane's accolades to the crowd but Shane told him it wasn't needed tonight.

Then there was a multi-person mixed tag match that abruptly became a battle royal. Otis did some jiggling for Mandy and Asuka won in the end because her music played.

Samoa Joe vs. Ali ended with Ali taking a nap.

Michael Cole randomly showed up for a contract signing between Bryan and Kofi only to be told by Bryan he wasn't needed. Bryan said some stuff, Kofi said some stuff, and the WWE title match contract was signed.