Jeff Hardy's Hair

**tucsonspeed6** · 08-24-2004, 04:23 PM

Check it out! It's like that one Dexter's lab... THe one where the Dexters from different times get together to save the world. In this case, it's old man Hogan from the present who goes back to nWo hogan of the past and the two go back to young hogan from the 80's. And they use their time machine to go back to WW2 and kill Hitler because they heard that the WCW and WWE Heavyweight Championships are made of the melted down gold fillings of Jews in concentration camps. (Hence why JBL and HHH are so attracted to each belt.) They kill Hitler, make it look like a VD induced insane suicide, then they all high five each other and because no two forms of the same matter can exist in one spot, they melt and reabsorb into each other and form the Superhulk, a massive blob of Hogan with three heads, arms and legs sticking out everywhere, and a couple old man boobs. The Superhulk somehow makes its way back to the time machine, where in its eternal awkwardness (probably from the lack of ring ability from Old man Hulk from the present) they accidentally hit the wrong button and are sent back further in time where they land on a dinosaur, thus metaphorically holding down the dinosaurs under the glass ceiling whilst they are out-evolved by mammls and the like.... oh, and then the Superhulk died from a super-OD on steroids. The end.

08-24-2004, 04:23 PM	#5
tucsonspeed6 Banned WWE on 1/1/07 Posts: 2,141	Check it out! It's like that one Dexter's lab... THe one where the Dexters from different times get together to save the world. In this case, it's old man Hogan from the present who goes back to nWo hogan of the past and the two go back to young hogan from the 80's. And they use their time machine to go back to WW2 and kill Hitler because they heard that the WCW and WWE Heavyweight Championships are made of the melted down gold fillings of Jews in concentration camps. (Hence why JBL and HHH are so attracted to each belt.) They kill Hitler, make it look like a VD induced insane suicide, then they all high five each other and because no two forms of the same matter can exist in one spot, they melt and reabsorb into each other and form the Superhulk, a massive blob of Hogan with three heads, arms and legs sticking out everywhere, and a couple old man boobs. The Superhulk somehow makes its way back to the time machine, where in its eternal awkwardness (probably from the lack of ring ability from Old man Hulk from the present) they accidentally hit the wrong button and are sent back further in time where they land on a dinosaur, thus metaphorically holding down the dinosaurs under the glass ceiling whilst they are out-evolved by mammls and the like.... oh, and then the Superhulk died from a super-OD on steroids. The end.